Sugoi pakomen! (hehe had to throw that in there)
As for Bumblebe...I don't know how you've managed to survive this long with such unbelievably bad grammatic skills. They're used in every day life in anything that involves speaking, reading, or writing. None of which you seem capable of in the English language.
It has dawned on me that the reason our partially retarded and apparently wheelchair stricken sob story has attacked many people, particularily you pakomen (on several occasions) is because he doesn't actually understand the words that are written on the screen for him. Without being able to understand them, you can't justify asking a question like the one you posed in the original post Bumblebe. I personally thought pakomen's suggestion was funny and (in a non-homosexual and feminate way) cute. Your wife must be a saint or a farm animal to be able to put up with you.
[As for me, I can absolutely see myself getting banned for a week, several weeks, or even a month for this...but goddamnit, someone had to say it!]