Neighborly Disrespect

Anttaru

Anttaru

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This morning I go to my smoking room on the 3rd level of my townhouse home, open the window and light a smoke. Long and behold i see my next door neighbor (The wife i presume) outside in her blue robe and slippers carrying a small garbage bag. Before my very eyes, i see her stuff the bag in between the bars of my front gate and start to pour something out of the bag and onto my lawn. I could not believe what i was seeing, by the time she was on her way back i was able to react.

So I went outside to take a look at the mess. I see kitty litter with cat shit. So i go over and knock on their side door where she entered her house from. I see her in her kitchen and she looks at me with this dumb look on her face, and signaling for me to leave yet at the same time pointing at her front door, i couldn't read her lips very well.

I walk around to the front door and ring the doorbell. No response. I look up and a see a peek crack in their blinds. I start heading back home looking back at their house. All lights are off.

So now i have this pile of used kitty litter on my front lawn. (It's gotten warm and it's raining right now too) and apparently a neighbor that is too ashamed to take responsibility.

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Few weeks ago her husband rang my doorbell at 2 AM in the morning accusing me of parking on their driveway. I had to tell him 3 times it's not my car, nor do i know who the car belongs to. And now his wife is dumping cat shit in my yard. I'm expecting him to be very foul with me when i confront them later. I never understood why they were always so unfriendly nor did i care. But damn, I'm willing to forget this if they clean it up.
 
Anttaru said:
I'm expecting him to be very foul with me when i confront them later. I never understood why they were always so unfriendly nor did i care. But damn, I'm willing to forget this if they clean it up.
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You are expecting him to be foul with you? FUCK THAT! You are in the right here!
 
Take that cat shit,
put in brown paper bag,
place on their front porch,
light bag on fire,
wait for neighbor to come out and stomp the bag out,
let the lulz ensue
 
Rayn said:
Take that cat shit,
put in brown paper bag,
place on their front porch,
light bag on fire,
wait for neighbor to come out and stomp the bag out,
let the lulz ensue
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lol XD This is what I'd do anyway~

That really kinda sucks man. :/
 
The dog laughed.
 
Shovel that shit up and bring it back to the rightful owner.

That's fucked up. 2 wrongs don't make a right, but it's not like you're going to deal with it, and if they don't want to take responsibilty... their mistake.
 
Pull a billy madison lol. "It's poop again!" "Don't tell me what to do devil woman!"

That or just dump the shit right back on there front porch, no bag, making sure to really grind it into their welcome mat (if they have one).
 
RaidrX said:
That or just dump the shit right back on there front porch, no bag, making sure to really grind it into their welcome mat (if they have one).
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If you do this be sure to leave a note saying "You seem to have dropped this in my yard, thought you might want it back! :) :) :)"
 
What you do is take a nice big shit on her front windshield. That'll teach the bitch.
 
Rayn said:
Take that cat shit,
put in brown paper bag,
place on their front porch,
light bag on fire,
wait for neighbor to come out and stomp the bag out,
let the lulz ensue
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thissssss
 
Even better.....put it into their mailbox.
When they stick their hand in there to get the mail, surprise surprise~~.


Although that paper bag idea is really good lol.
 
Raesylil said:
Even better.....put it into their mailbox.
When they stick their hand in there to get the mail, surprise surprise~~.


Although that paper bag idea is really good lol.
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or take a shit in their mailbox.

Ugh that makes me urk inside lol, i would like double the crap that they did to me if i were their neighbor.
 
Actually a great idea too would be to smear that cat shit underneath the door handle to their cars or front door. I'm sure that would fuck up their day right as they leave to go to work.
 
Thanks for the feedback. Some of your ideas i think is going too far. ( Cat shit on a door handle would effect anyone that person came into contact with. )

So i cleaned it up and brought it over to their house in a bag. I rang the doorbell but there was no answer, even though their cars were on their driveway and there were lights on, plus their TV was on. So I left the bag on their doorstep.

When i do see the old woman, I'll let her know i forgive her. There is no pleasure in this type of shame, and I'd rather not carry any negative energy from this.
 
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