New and Improved Parody Thread (Now Softer!)

I like the last one, and I feel empathy for drk and drg as well as pup; they put more work into their jobs than the bandwagon and still aren't invited=/
 
Stare at my Widescan is based on Thrice's Stare at the Sun

I’m sitting here with empty hands
Idle in the Valkurm sands
My camera pans and whirls
On day of camping number four
There’s no Rare/EX that I want more in this world
Yeah, in this world

'Cause I am due for an Empress Pin
I'm waiting for the fly
I'll stare straight at my widescan
And I won't close my eyes
Till I get a drop or go blind

I see the people killing flies
I study repops and their times
No perfect plan unfurls
Wait is making me lose my mind
Lottery pops are never kind in this world
Yeah in this world

'Cause I am due for an Empress Pin
I'm waiting for the fly
I'll stare straight at my widescan
And I won't close my eyes
Till I get a drop or go blind

I know that there's a pop I've missed
Counter campers making me pissed
Controller cramping up my wrist
Want to hit the monitor with my fist
But I can't help feeling like I'm

Due for an Empress Pin
I'm waiting for the fly
I'll stare straight at my widescan
And I won't close my eyes

Due for an Empress Pin
I'm waiting for the fly
I'll stare straight at my widescan
And I won't close my eyes
 
I made one :[

This one is about Colibri, when Neogearzx would tell me he hated fighting them. It's sung to Amy Winehouse's Rehab.


They tried to make me fight colibri, but I said no, no, no
Yes, we got Candy but there's Beseiged, you know, know, know
I ain't got the dough to be always buyin' Sole
They tried to make me fight colibri, but I said no, no, no

I'd rather be in Terrigan
Smiting down those Robber Crabs
'Cause there's nothing, there's nothing like dispelling Shell
And erasing that nasty Strength Down
I didn't get level sixty
But I know I don't wanna fight Colibri

They tried to make me fight colibri, but I said no, no, no
Yes, we got Candy but there's Beseiged, you know, know, know
I ain't got the dough to be always buyin' Sole
They tried to make me fight colibri, but I said no, no, no

The leader said "Why you think you here?"
I said, "I got no idea...,
I'm gonna, I'm gonna lose my food effects,
So I always keep Mithkabobs near."
said "I just think you're annoyed."
This me, "Yeah, but I want Conquest Points"

They tried to make me fight colibri, but I said no, no, no
Yes, we got Candy but there's Beseiged, you know, know, know

I don't ever wanna fight again
On just, on just Colibri
I'm not gonna spend ten weeks
Have everyone think I'll never level.
And it's not just my gil.
It's just 'til there're no more to kill.

They tried to make me fight colibri, but I said no, no, no
Yes, we got Candy but there's Beseiged, you know, know, know
I ain't got the dough to be always buyin' Sole
They tried to make me fight colibri, but I said no, no, no
 
Another CAKE song, because they're the best; Tabard is based on Guitar

I’m sitting by the fountain here in Aht Urghan Whitegate and I’m
Waiting for my friends to log in
I’m sitting watching emotes
Watching time go
Watching shouts scroll by
I’m waiting for the fun times to begin

If I dropped my Tabard
In my Mog House, forever gone
Would I start to regret it
Or would I smile and log for once and all?

Meriting and Land King camps
Don’t seem like they would be much fun
The drama and betrayals turn me off
The pursuit of new gear for its own sake
Is not enough to hold me here
I wonder when the game began to change

If I dropped my Tabard
In my Mog House, forever gone
Would I start to regret it
Or would I smile and log for once and all?
 
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