New and probly final chasym parody

Chasym

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Joined
Apr 25, 2004
Messages
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Age
42
Location
Toledo ohio
Website
www.sector7paranormal.com
Main Job
DarkKnight-Male
Secondary Job
Summoner-Male
Third Job
Paladin-Male
Linkshell
Rise
FFXIV
Chasym Toloren
For xmas release, its not final but this is pretty much the full song.

http://www.chasym.org/xmassmnback.mp3
right click and save as.


Im bringing summon back
Them avatars wont know how to act
I capped my summon skill but it dont mean jack
dont turn around here comes a blood pact
(Im headin to the primes)

Evokers spats
Enhances my avatar accuracy
and also gives me 2 less enmity
Its just too bad carbuncle is gay
(take it to fenrir)

Tuning forks
Go on and get em
Too low fame
so you cant get em
Mini primes
So hard to beat em
IT makes you cry
it drives you crazy
Yin yang robe
no one wants to help you
AF 2
Good luck gettin it
Evokers ring
get all the primes again
Fenrir
gotta die 10 times to win.

get summon skill one up
Go ahead keep casting

I'm Bringing smn back
Every party wantin me to heal is wack
i ought to let you die for this crap
and not raise you up and warp out fast
This job is not for kids!

Sub White mage
Cause if you dont you wont get parties
A surprising update has saved the day
Blood pacts have been split into Ward and Rage
At least its not a nerf


Hq staves
Gotta farm to buy them
Serket ring
Dont leave home without it
Vermillion cloak
Its not required
Astral flow
never makes me tired
Bell bottom pants
Im not sure if thats cool
evokers horn
Kinda makes me look like a fool.
Summon casting macros
Only noobs use phrases
Main healing parties
i wanna punch some faces
 
"probly final" D:

My speakers are too sucky for me to hear the song itself >.> That Ronfaure thing at the end sounded neat, though :D
 
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