Nibble, the Noob

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Elyssa

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I apologize ahead of time if this flame isn’t up to the usual standards of the flameboard. It’s my first. :P It also turned out to be really long. Sorry.

Yesterday, I attempted to help a few friends get the sky pass. Doing ZM-5 is deffinately one of my least favorite things to help with. WAY too much running around. Regardless, I’m always happy to help. So, I join in on an alliance doing all the NMs except for Ifrit’s Cauldron (/em shudders at the mention of that hellish place).

I notice that a mithra thief by the name of Nibble is in the other party. Hmm. That name sounds familiar. I couldn’t place it, so I promptly forgot about it. Some of the alliance still hasn’t signed on yet. Bored, the rest decide to go out to Sanctuary and mess around while we waited. Finally, the rest of the alliance shows up and starts heading by chocobo from Jeuno. We begin to make our way to the headstone to await their arrival. Then it happens. Nibble does something monumentally foolish. And suddenly, I remember her.

Flashback a few months ago to a session of Coffer key hunting in Castle Oz. We had almost a full alliance and were slowly heading up stairs. Nibble is in one of the parties and is in the lead. BAM! She gets aggro and proceeds to head downstairs trailing a large number of yagudo behind her. Luckily, the alliance makes it out before too many die. She didn’t know they would aggro. Understandable. Happens to everyone. *grumble*dumbass*grumble* We make our way back up with the warning that yagudo are sight aggro and absolutely DO NOT STEP NEAR THE LEECHES! They are sound and since they are easily avoidable, no need in sneaking a full alliance over it. We make our way past that room when suddenly, Nibble starts losing hit points. She walked right past the leeches and unsurprisingly, they began to attack her. Instead of dying, she drags all of them and the yagudo in the room to the rest of the alliance. At her death (in the middle of the alliance) the leeches turn on the others and 9 more die. :shock:

Back to yesterday and her new idiocy. She and 2 others make it to the stone first with the rest, slowly making their way over. She immediately clicks on the stone spawning the NM. Now, you’d think a thief would know enough to die on a bad pull. What do you think this paragon of thief-dom did? She uses flee and drags it to the few that had just arrived. Death. 6 die before we finally manage to kill it. The final person from the alliance just showing up on chocobo.

Fast forward to the NM in Cape Terrigan. She, along with 6 others make it there first and begin to wait for the few that hadn’t arrived yet. Immediately, she clicks on the headstone. Luckily, (for the poor saps that were with her) she didn’t click yes spawning the NM. All I could think at the time is how did such a complete lackwit manage not to kill herself by swallowing her own tongue? :roll:

Fast forward to the NM in Behemoths Domain. The 2 NMs are spawned and one is pulled. The first is killed with the pseudo-tank (lvl 73 monk) down to about 100 hit points and the white mage dead. Suddenly, “someone” pulls the other. 2 more deaths before the second one is killed. Funny side note to that one, one of the melee says they refuse to tank when the monk went down. Quick check, nothing but the mages and a few /nin were left alive. He was the only one with voke. ;) I had to chuckle a bit when I saw that.

So, to summarize in case you just skipped right through. Nibble is a complete and utter moron and should be avoided at all costs. She is a exp sink and will probably get you killed. She didn’t seem mean. Just stupid. Really, really stupid.

Sorry again for the long post. orz
 
thats awful. she has quite the attitude as well, from what ive seen.

i partied with her back in the 60's.... and i recall she is still in the 60's... lol guess theres a reason for that.
 
Wow, thats just ridiculous. I'm a 32 thf and I know how to take it in the ass when I aggro or make a bad pull, you'd think someone in the 60's would realize that.
 
If you were to take away about 30deaths. I would call it an adventure. But I mean, stupid people. Just go away. We should have a server for just the special ones...
 
I can remember Nibble from a LONG time ago. I had been PLing a mostly LS group in Qufim and decided to go help someone else. Well the party managed to get another PL, who let people die. Upon my arrival and the other WHM's exit, she starts bitching me out that I let her friend die and I am a bad PL and blah blah blah. I get pissed and of course tell her to FUCK OFF and I wasn't even the one there...please keep in mind that this is after I tried to tell her politely that I was not the PLing them at the time of the deaths.

Anyway....that has only been my run in with her....I see her around alot and run people who she has "helped" they have said the same thing as you...so I am not suprised....although I am sorry you had a bad experience.
 
I've had the sorry experiance of running into this "Everyone knows who i am, just ask someone in your home town!" asshole. She thinks she can play this game better then most, and from what i know of her, she can't! By all means beware of this person. She likes to hang around in the dunes and kill gobs for low lvl's. Well any idiot can do that...and that was her claim to fame with me when i confronted her for being a complete dork! Beware!
 
wolfskymoon said:
hmmm nibble means nipple so.... thats all i care about hehe.

what? since when do words that rhyme MEAN the same thing? You are an ass.
 
wolfskymoon said:
hmmm nibble means nipple so.... thats all i care about hehe.
aslkfg pwser nsd;io08aremng.as8y0530 35IHLNGAL,H;Ikl

I just typed the above by sitting on my keyboard! See what happens when an ass types?
 
Must have some bad butt spasms if it can type the same key multiple times by sitting once.. :P
 
MajorHavoc said:
wolfskymoon said:
hmmm nibble means nipple so.... thats all i care about hehe.
aslkfg pwser nsd;io08aremng.as8y0530 35IHLNGAL,H;Ikl

I just typed the above by sitting on my keyboard! See what happens when an ass types?

It's good to see your balls were heavy enough to hit the space bar a couple of times... :D
 
Phraust said:
MajorHavoc said:
wolfskymoon said:
hmmm nibble means nipple so.... thats all i care about hehe.
aslkfg pwser nsd;io08aremng.as8y0530 35IHLNGAL,H;Ikl

I just typed the above by sitting on my keyboard! See what happens when an ass types?

It's good to see your balls were heavy enough to hit the space bar a couple of times... :D

M.H. did you just try to say "Ass LFG power nads are manly 35 gil HQ gals I like"?

I'm confused.
 
2 things to remember with nibble she is incompetent and the worlds biggest dick sucker to people like Teppo and Lucifar (The racist JPN who had the comment NAs are less then dirt to us, then held Admantoise for 6 hours into JPN standard time.)

She bitched out my bro (Jonason a 66 THF) calling him a newb and screaming such things when she got invited to his Sim party. The logic behind 2 THFs is beyond us... Why you may ask? She never saw his gear, which is top notch, she jsut saw his sata macro had sharkbite in there. Her reasoning, what ig the ranger misses... He is like... wow... She then proceedes to spout useless dribble about HNMs and my brother is like no you are a fucken ediot. Now if you know me or my bro you know that he knows what he is talking about with NMs and you know that the quickest way to piss one of us off is to talk shit about the other.

Fast forward a few days latter where we are doing ZM4. We are discussing gathering together for the airship and I mention I got teleport Yhoat to my party, and she is like yea so? Me I do not like her at this point and am like... Uhmmm its faster? No response from her after that. We are in the process of farming lanterns and one drops. That brings our total to 3. Someone makes the comment asking how many we need and I say we need 9 more. (There where 12 people in the party) She gets all bitchy saying I need to learn fucken math and that I should shut up and not ask questions. I am like WTF that is a legitimate question. I tell her to chill teh fuck out and get off my casee. Se gets bitchy dispands and leaves with Teppo (He says I can not take it anymore and leaes). At this point we are fucked and PAlasin a dumbass fucken DRG/NIN who owes me gil conns into fighting an NM for his rank 8 mission, the other WHM (Quetera) dies and we all say fuck this.

Next day I find my bag to the LS taken away (me her and teppo where in the same shell, Quteras shell) and I stopped showing up altogether. Teppo blames me for talking back to her and I said fuck him, she started the shit. So now I am in one less LS and Teppo is pissed at my bro and I for thinking she sucks, which she does, at the game and teppos cock.
 
Sneakypants said:
Phraust said:
MajorHavoc said:
wolfskymoon said:
hmmm nibble means nipple so.... thats all i care about hehe.
aslkfg pwser nsd;io08aremng.as8y0530 35IHLNGAL,H;Ikl

I just typed the above by sitting on my keyboard! See what happens when an ass types?

It's good to see your balls were heavy enough to hit the space bar a couple of times... :D

M.H. did you just try to say "Ass LFG power nads are manly 35 gil HQ gals I like"?

I'm confused.
My keyboard at work is one of those curved "ergonomic" keyboards. All I know is that I had a bunch of extra windows open due to keyboard shortcuts, that I didn't even know existed.
 
MajorHavoc said:
Sneakypants said:
Phraust said:
MajorHavoc said:
wolfskymoon said:
hmmm nibble means nipple so.... thats all i care about hehe.
aslkfg pwser nsd;io08aremng.as8y0530 35IHLNGAL,H;Ikl

I just typed the above by sitting on my keyboard! See what happens when an ass types?

It's good to see your balls were heavy enough to hit the space bar a couple of times... :D

M.H. did you just try to say "Ass LFG power nads are manly 35 gil HQ gals I like"?

I'm confused.
My keyboard at work is one of those curved "ergonomic" keyboards. All I know is that I had a bunch of extra windows open due to keyboard shortcuts, that I didn't even know existed.

HAHAHAHA!! That was friggin' funny man.
:lol: :lol:
:P
 
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