Nick Tomassetti, watch out for the yeti.
His fur is white and fluffy, so comfortable and puffy!
But don't be tricked by the comfort of it, for you may need a first aid kit.
What to do if you see this beast, well, I can take time to tell you at least.
Turn around and close your eyes, but listen girls, this only works for guys
Then completely bend you left knee, like that kid who looks like me from Glee
And say the magic words, loud enough for the trees and birds:
"Go away, go away, I do not have time to play today."
"For my birthday I got a chocolate cake, and my family and I plan to eat it by the lake"
"Ask yourself, would I do this to you, would I just show up from out the blue"
"If I did, I'd say what I say best, "Hey Yeti, it was only a jest!"
But that's just me, the kind Nick, but you can be a real big JERK.
You would not jest with me at all, you would come up to me and call me Paul
I'd say "I'm Nick and it's my birthday today", you'd say, "Yeah right..., get out of my way"
I would start to cry and hope for an apology, but you'd just call me an ugly she.
I would correct you and say I'm a guy, but you would just say "Is that a fly?"
So Yeti, I say these words to get you to go, but as consolation here's cookie dough
Good bye for now, my puffy friend, for this meeting is not the end.
"The end of what?" you question Nicky? Well of course, the end of you and me.
His fur is white and fluffy, so comfortable and puffy!
But don't be tricked by the comfort of it, for you may need a first aid kit.
What to do if you see this beast, well, I can take time to tell you at least.
Turn around and close your eyes, but listen girls, this only works for guys
Then completely bend you left knee, like that kid who looks like me from Glee
And say the magic words, loud enough for the trees and birds:
"Go away, go away, I do not have time to play today."
"For my birthday I got a chocolate cake, and my family and I plan to eat it by the lake"
"Ask yourself, would I do this to you, would I just show up from out the blue"
"If I did, I'd say what I say best, "Hey Yeti, it was only a jest!"
But that's just me, the kind Nick, but you can be a real big JERK.
You would not jest with me at all, you would come up to me and call me Paul
I'd say "I'm Nick and it's my birthday today", you'd say, "Yeah right..., get out of my way"
I would start to cry and hope for an apology, but you'd just call me an ugly she.
I would correct you and say I'm a guy, but you would just say "Is that a fly?"
So Yeti, I say these words to get you to go, but as consolation here's cookie dough
Good bye for now, my puffy friend, for this meeting is not the end.
"The end of what?" you question Nicky? Well of course, the end of you and me.
