Now with more Ninja action...again

[Hitokiri]

Again with N.J. Ninjash34r:

http://cbs3.com/watercooler/ninja.new.jersey.2.800992.html

Ninja Vigilantes Busted In N.J.
CLIFTON, N.J. (AP) ― Clifton police say they arrested two men dressed liked ninjas and armed with Asian martial arts weapons who said they were sending a warning to drug users.

Calling themselves "Shinobi warriors," the men wore black SWAT-type vests and carried knives, throwing stars, swords, nunchucks and a bow and arrows.

After being arrested early Wednesday in a car on Route 46, the men said they were delivering warning letters to drug dealers and drug users urging them to stop their "impure" activities.

The letters said those who persisted would be stopped with "justified yet, merciful force."

Twenty-year-old Tadeusz Tertkiewicz and 19-year-old Jesse Trojaniak are charged with weapons possession. Tertkiewicz is also charged with harassment for a letter left for an ex-girlfriend.

Trojaniak's father tells The Associated Press his son is "not a maniac" and was only trying to help a friend.

Calling themselves "Shinobi warriors," the men wore black SWAT-type vests and carried knives, throwing stars, swords, nunchucks and a bow and arrows.

After being arrested early Wednesday in a car on Route 46, the men said they were delivering warning letters to drug dealers and drug users urging them to stop their "impure" activities.

The letters said those who persisted would be stopped with "justified yet, merciful force...

First we tried sneaking around the bushes, but we couldn't because the bushes were too thick. So we went for the more subtle, just, um, like hit and run approach, where we'd just run in there, slap the letter, and just run out of there as quickly as possible.

 

[Miruyasha]

/ma "Monomi: Ichi" <me>
/wait ???
/ma "Tonko: Ni" <me>

There. Thats all they need to stop sneaking through bushes and um, like, slapping the letters and running.

 

[Lyrai]

/facepalm

 

[Zaltana]

jersey is starting to sound like an interesting place to live.

 

[Rorschach]

Yeah bro, NY state is lame. Come to Jersey, where 14th century assassins thrive!

Seriously though, you want to see NJ for what it is, read the magazine "Weird New Jersey" ... some of the strangest, funniest things you'll ever read.

 

[Lyrai]

Yeah bro, NY state is lame. Come to Jersey, where 14th century assassins thrive!

Seriously though, you want to see NJ for what it is, read the magazine "Weird New Jersey" ... some of the strangest, funniest things you'll ever read.

I've been to a lot of the places they feature, and it's a shame some of the better ones are gone now. But I have to say, there are a LOT of weird things in Jersey.

 

[Rorschach]

...yeah we still dont know where the smell comes from.

That'll be the last issue of that mag.

But i've always wanted to go to some of the places that are in there. Like the town of midgets, or the neighborhood that was completely abandoned or the abandoned sewer system that no one has gone in since the 70s.

 

[Strid]

"Shinobi warriors" who fail at brush sneakin' and ride in cars, seems to me that the scale leans more toward two idiots wearin' Halloween costumes than "Shinobi warriors". How much Ninja Gaiden have YOU played lately?

 

[Lanien]

...yeah we still dont know where the smell comes from.

That'll be the last issue of that mag.

But i've always wanted to go to some of the places that are in there. Like the town of midgets, or the neighborhood that was completely abandoned or the abandoned sewer system that no one has gone in since the 70s.

Ever been to Clinton Road? lol

 

[Gerry]

There is only one thing I can say about this...

Go Ninja Go Ninja GO!