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The Album Part 1

Included below are all previous songs including Hellstorm was the Case...figured since things were moved here there's a ton of bullshit to sift through to get back to the songs, so these are the ones I had saved. Thanks to everyone who's read, and these were so much fun writing, and a ton of fun now rereading. Enjoy (or keep hating, I don't care)

Blade Jin n Juice (Snoop Dogg, Gin and Juice)
Wit so much drama in the ole AG it's kinda hard bein' J D O double G
But I somehow, some way, keep bustin up funky-ass mobs like every
single day
May I kick a little somethin' for the AG's and make a few gilz as I
breeze through
Two in the mornin' and the merit po’s still jumpin' 'cause my mama ain't
home.
I got bitches in my moghouse gettin' it on
And they Ain't leavin' till 6 in the morning
So whatcha wanna do?
I got a pocket full of sushi and my home boys do too
So turn off the lights and close the door
But for what--we goin merit some more
Yeahhh so we gonna use a stack fo this
G's up hoes down while ya motherfuckas bounce to this.

Rollin' down the thix, slicing Mamools, usin’ rampage while juiced
Laid back--with my mind on ebody and ebody on my mind

Rollin' down the thix, slicing Mamools, usin’ rampage while juiced
Laid back--with my mind on ebody and ebody on my mind

Now that I’ve seen me some Strong Blade: Jins
Everybody's got there’s up but wanting to get in,
Now this types of shit happens all the time
You try to get yours while I’m gonna get mine
Everything is fine when you're listening to J D O G
I got to extrapolate on the mobs that be captivating he
Who listens to the words that I speak
As I take me a pm to in the middle of my inbox
And get to smackin' words with this bitch named Morwen
She used to be the Lec boys' Whore when
{ah that bitch}
180 degress when I tell that bitch please
At ease
As I rhyme with J’s dog pound feel the breeze
bizatch
As I'm jsut

Rollin' down the thix slicing Mamools usin’ rampage while juiced
Laid back--with my mind on ebody and ebody on my mind

Rollin' down the thix slicing Mamools usin’ rampage while juiced
Laid back--with my mind on ebody and ebody on my mind

Later on that day my homey Dr. Aud came through with a gang of Mobs to play
And a fat-ass Joke so bubonic funny, that made me choke
Shit--this ain't no dope-- I have to back up off of it and sit my cup
down
Back to da game, yeah I'm fuck’n shit up now
But it ain't no stoppin'
I'm still droppin' em
Aud gots da bitches from the city of Sandy
To serve me--not with a cherry on top
'Cause when I’m ding and done, I’m raising up off the cot

Don't get upset yo that's just how it goes
I don't love you hoes--I'm out the door
And I'll be...

Rollin' down the thix slicing Mamools usin’ rampage while juiced
Laid back--with my mind on ebody and ebody on my mind

Rollin' down the thix slicing Mamools usin’ rampage while juiced
Laid back--with my mind on ebody and ebody on my mind

Rollin' down the thix slicing Mamools usin’ rampage while juiced
Laid back--with my mind on ebody and ebody on my mind

Original Artist: Bone (E) Thugs-N-Harmony
Album: E. 1999 Eternal
Song: Crossroad (the mob’s gone)


[J-bone]
The mob’s Gone Gone Gone Gone.. Gone.. Gone.. Gone.. Gone.. Gone
Now tell me whatcha gonna do
when there ain't no where to run (tell me Siv)
(When judgment comes for you, when judgment comes for you)
And whatcha gonna do
when there aint no where to hide (tell me Xerox)
When judgment comes for you (Cause it's gonna come for you)

[Dino]
Let's all bring it in for xenorex, Eazy sees uncle siviard
Little Boo, Shiva's got him and I ain’t gonna miss that tard
I only roll with AG my gang look to where they lay
When playing final fantasy, SERIOUS BIDNESS what i say
Server transfers came to me, told me if he should ‘flock’ then please
Bury your reps by transferring, come follow me

[J-bone]
AH Bless you while working on a plan to HNM
Follow the Leader all 24/7 days, I should be the one you praise
even though THEFLOCK’s all up in my face
But I be keeping me safe while Rappa says FACE
For the case to race with a chance to face the judge
And I'm guessing you stubborn souls won't budge
Against a Grudge because you’re strong e-thugs
What can I do it's all about your history, why’d you roll?
Your server you left now ours you stole
Switchin servers to redeem your ingame soul aye-oh-aye-oh

[Togetha]
Playyyyyyy, and we play and we play, and we play, and we play
Everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday
and we play, and we play, and we play, and we play

[J-bone]
Still we camp, now follow me roll stroll
To a mob named Vivian,
Come let's go take watch the yellow come again
Xenorex, Siviard, corvinus x2
If you’re losing the mobs, faults only with you.
Exactly how many times this gotta happen
While we laughin you’re passing, passing mobs away….
So y'all go say they’re assholes
Cause I know I'ma meet you up at the crossroads
Y'all know y'all forever got love from them E-Thugs baby

Now Siviard’s long gone
Says he’s happy back home
But when you leave the server,
Gotta go bye bye
And leave this site behind
Threatened to ‘settle it like a man’
So I laughed my ass right off, ya’ll
and he should be gone, in front of the flock
The trash they talk so wrong
Oh so wrong, oh so wrong
Gotta hold on, gotta stay strong
When the day comes
Better believe killin Jorm makes you a shoulder to lean on (lean on)
*sup 4 years ago*

Hey and we play, and we play, and we play, and we play
everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday
and we play, and we play, and we play, and we play
everday, everyday, everyday, everyday

[Chorus – J-bone and Dino]
See you at the DA, DA, DA
So you won't be lonely
See you at the DA, DA, DA
So you won't be lonely
See you at the DA, DA
So you won't be lonely
See you at the DA, DA

[Dino]
And I'm gonna lose every NM
And I'm gonna miss every NM cuz I don’t learn
And I'm gonna miss every NM
And I'm gonna miss every NM
And I'm gonna miss every NM

[J-bone]
Living in a hateful world giving away free HNM
That's how we roll
Living in a hateful world giving away free HNM
That's how we roll
Living in a hateful world giving away free HNM
That's how we roll
And I'm asking you please don’t bitch or /sigh
Bring a job that won’t let the treasure pool go dry

What's up with losing y'all, see that HNM was won
Somebody was really wrong, can’t believe we lost it dawg
Then Miss Vivian set up Eazy for the kill, your jobs lack the skill
To convert a claim to not-yellow mob to kill
Go to flame again, again and again
Now tell me whatcha gonna do?

[Mi$h]
Can somebody anybody tell me why?
Hey, can somebody anybody tell me why we can’t keep claim?
I dont want the mob to die

Ohhh so wrong
Ohhhhh wrong
Ohhh so wrong
Ohhhhh wrong

[Chorus] - repeat gradually fading away

"Fight For Your Right" (A dragoon’s lament)
Original song Fight for your right, beasty boys.

Jump it!

You wake up late for exp but you still wanna go
You ask the leader please but he still says, "No!"
You missed two parties because of work
But your leader preaches no Dragoons like he’s some kind of jerk

He says…

You gotta fight for your right to party

Yo static caught you soloing and they said, "No way!"
Those hypocrites can kill 50 mobs a day
Man, staring at your moogle is such a drag
Now you missed another invite because of whitegate lag (Busted!)

[repeat chorus]

Don't step out of this moghouse if that's the gear you're gonna wear
I'll kick you out of my home if you can’t kill a ronfaure hare
Your leader busted in and said, "What's that noise?"
Aw, girl you're just jealous it's the Dragoon Boys!

[repeat chorus]

GIllsella Rice – Rice Rice Baby -- Vanilla Ice -- Ice Ice baby.

Yo Xxc, let's kick it

Rice Rice baby (x2)
All right stop Voke mobs great and listen
Rice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of KA tightly
Bot don’t neva stop daily n nightly
Will it ever stop yo, the answa’s no
Turn off the lights, my bot still flow
To the extreme I Bot that mob like a vandal
Light up 1 Kuftal crab like wax, burns like a candle
NINs with Opitcals Blms make booms
Playin 24/7 kills your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I 13-box blms like a melody
Anything less than that on KA, felony
Bot it or leave it, if big B’s HQ, better run away
Cuz the Metoer’s comin, that kid don’t play
If my hack has a problem yo I'll solve it
Level 43 no subjob, exp in full ally will resolve it

CHORUS
Rice Rice baby Gilsella (x4)

Now that Mee Deggi is jumpin
With 100 fists kicked in and Optical hats are pumpin'
I buy rice with the money I make no fakin
Tastes so much betta than a pound of bacon
Bottin mobs if you ain't quick and nimble
I go crazy when I see the GMs symbol
Who else plays like us? Lets see, Teppo
Makin mobs die, controlling 14 playa’s solo
Shoutin, to sell V-belt, hell
With my chat unfiltered so I can see darth’s tell
Shit shift change, stop my bot to say hi
Did you stop no, I just walked by
Next day pursuing mobs with good gil drops
I got some o.kote’s now I'm heading to the next block
The mob was dead
Yo so I continued to A1A Shrine of Ru’Avitua
Mob drops were hot droppin more than Osode’s
Sellin for 2.5 mil cuz that gets me more rice beans
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Stay at KA? Why the Gilsellas there with nine
Non-bot claimin fo the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they can’t outclaim my .dat files
GM /tells ran out like a bell
I grabbed my nine playa’s fleehacked outa hell
My boss threw me to the concrete fast
“How ya gonna let the GM catch yo ass?”
I told him the zone was totally packed
I'm trying to get the mob before the clean boys jack
“Gm’s on the scene you know what I mean?”
But they passed me up, confronted Grays and his fiends
If my hack has a problem yo I'll solve it
Level 43 no subjob, exp in full ally will resolve it

REPEAT CHORUS

Take heed 'cause when I use /say I’ma poet
Phrases like “Are want you belt trade?” Yea you know it
My /tells so great they make a base sound
“Osssde need you /tell?” makes holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible /tells that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concept
We take our grammer from hells, step with this
He makes posts that fade, slice like my ninja
Posts cut like a razor blade so cluttered peeps say damn
But if gil was a drug I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when GM’s come through
Magnetized by the mob while I start my juice
If my hack has a problem yo I'll solve it
Level 43 no subjob, exp in full ally will resolve it

Rice rice baby gilsella
rice rice baby (oh-oh) gilsella
Rice rice baby gilsella
Rice rice baby gilsella rice
Yo man let's get out of here
Word to your mother
Rice rice baby too cold
Rice rice baby too cold too cold (x2) (take it back!)
Rice rice baby

Hackswander, the Chasym, and Cyroflee The Gangsta the killa and the Dope Dealah, Westside Connection

[Intro: Ice Cube]
Hey, living in a QCDN cage--ya'll trying to study me
Elitism' a never die--there's too much love
You always gonna get playas like us, you know what I mean
God damn--how many more motherfuckin' good times’ posts ya'll gonna build
How many jars you gonna try to put us in
You know what I'm saying

Grayz has cheated now he claims, not me [repeat 4X]

[Ice Cube]
Can't none of ya'll playas fuck with none of these playas
These slaya’s mob killas (hahaha)
Sittin' on the couch in between camps
Wit every drop you can think of in my safe, nyah
Leave 'em in til they needed ws or melee feedin
What's the difference bitch you looking at it
It don't stop
I hit mo' mobs than Licks
It takes to get to the center (once, two, three) of a blow pop
And it's gonna take a miracle
For you to convince that your hacking ain’t material
Yeah, I got heart but ain't trying to forgive a hacker from the start
(Punk ass playa)
So let's wait till it get dark
People try to pick at my posts like they a mouse
It's like its 3am, at the motha-fuckin wafflehouse.
While most of us are runnin, to the mobs grass
You hit the POS hack to try to beat our ass
Doin' tricks jacked up like a GM (what)
You’re one pussy tryin to save your freedom
Playa's don't hack we earn it (ahhh)
But Grays hacks around, he don’t deserve it.
[Westside]

Grayz has cheated now he claims, not me [repeat 4X]

[W.C.]
Who's that dumpin' out that window hoo riding (westsiide)
Nobody survives when I got my steel up
Throwing my shit up pulling the trigga
What the fuck you lookin' at nigga [whistle]
True blue when I bust
Leavin' bodies hangin' like the tongue of my chucks
Chalk another one, homicidal in the G ride
I swear I'm killing every nigga standing outside
Letting 'em have it
With my double barrel sawed off
I'm smoking everybody nigga bitches and all
Stretch 'em out in broad daylight muthafuck the witnesses
Eyes big as golf balls from the funny cigarette [haha]
As the sun frowns on my forehead
I sweat murder which makes me a walking dead man
Man bringing more bad news than shlepp rock
When I bust shots
W.C. keep the hammer cocked

Hackswander, the Chasym, and the Cyroflee [repeat 4X]

[Mack 10]
What's crackin
Well, it's the nigga that's housin' the scene
I got pounds of green and birds sittin' on the triple beams
I put it down on and off the record my flats a
Double decker, marble floors all checkered
Now what can I say every bitch I lay be pure and
Bombay like Peruvian yae
So I brag and I boast man I got the most, man
I make more deliveries than the postman
My homie Carlito plug me with the amigos an
Now it's kilos five and six double zeros
Now what's next I'm stuck like a Kotex
Blindin' niggas with the buggas in my Rolex
With my aces o-t on a regular basis
We got pauveted faces fightin' federal cases
Cause ain't nothin' reala' than niggas gettin' they scrilla
Like a gangsta, a killa
But Mack I'll be the dope deala

Killa county is a state, murda [repeat 4X]
The gangsta the killa and the dope deala (murda) [repeat 8X]

Damn it's a trip, all these cameras goin up
I cant go here, I can't go there
I feel institutionalized
And i'm on the street

Hellstorm was the Case Rappa Gave me Snoop Dogg, Murder was the Case

(Spoken on the streets...)
Dino: Ay ay Dr. J
Dr. J: Sup Dino?
D: Ain't that Hellstorm over there?
J: That that bitch wit the purple tent on?
D: Yeah
J: Yeah oh yeah, that's that bitch, Dino roll up on the side of him man
D: Roll your window down
J: Man I'm gonna youtube this fool talkin, make me another clip
Cuz I'm gonna show this fool, Yeah roll the windows down
D: Yeah, OK there you go
J: Ay man, you Hellstorm?
Hellstorm: Hellstrom?
Dino: Huh?
J: Hell fucking storm?
Man he's Hellstorm
Record him now!!
[recording starts as Hellstorm tries to run]
J: Man get his tent!
D: ROFL, Rappa gonna be so proud of us man!
[recording starts as Hellstorm tries to run]
D: Man get up Hell, get up man, don't be tryin to run man
J: Make that fool talk man, how you do it I don't give a fuck!
D: What you gotta say now Hell? RDM still a Battlemage?
HS:
did I say end game no I did not
?
J: Wtf?
D:Lol classic, that's rate-up material right thur
J: Come on Hell, give us one more line, one more son!
HS:
Rdm is Jack of all trades master of none.

[Verse One:]

As I look up at every line
My mind starts screamin, his posts bring a tear to my eye
His reputation constantly falls
People thinking how the best way to ratedown the storm
Quoting on every post of his I see
Does that mean that we can't melee because there not the best dd?
Dear God, I wonder can he spell "me?"
I can't take much more of this he spells worse than a baby
I think it's too late for grammar, hold up
A voice spoke to me and it slowly started sayin
{Rappa talking, in deep deep voice}
"Bring his postings to me I'll make them better"
How the hell can I do that?
"We can make him spell better than ever"
And will he be, as funny as he was?
"I'll make his posts better than you can imagine or even dreamed of
So bring him to me, let me take control
Rate him down my son"
My eyes are closed

[Chorus:]

Hellstorm... Hellstorm was the case Rappa gave me
Hellstorm... Hellstorm was the case Rappa gave me

[Verse Two:]

I'm fresh up lookin for posts in the mornin
I got my homies will and dino lookin as well in my corner
It's gonna take a miracle they say
For him to type or talk normal but anyway
I get, told about a post, to get, back on my feet
And everything that hellstorm said, wasn’t close to reality
His grammar like them beastman gobs
As for axe/joy that can come in handy at some camps like bird type mobs
I scheduled meetings at 8, ratedowns happen at 9
And rappa saw what I was doin and gave props to me
{Rappa talking, in deep deep voice}
"Just remember who changed your mind
Cuz when you start set-trippin, that ass mine"
J: Indeed, agreed, proceed to give heed
Never have a want, never have a need
They say I'm greedy but hellstorm posts some mo' truth
If you are a dominate /whm rdm then that path is not for you.

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the lord, my soul to keep
If he should post, before I wake
I pray the lord, my soul to take

No more messin, need some real juice
Rappa’s askin me to deliver the head of this goose
Got his posts of all that I know
Be it about battlemage, misspells, grammar
then he came in on my turf, bout to drop the hammer
Cuz it's the O.J. D-O-double-G, of A.G.
Mad doggin Hellstorm but I don't hate
Im wondering what other war like to merit for war cate.
Now I stare as I look at the words in the center
Words like cate always make me think some more
Late night I hear Rappa’s e-peen draggin on the floor
I prepare my proof or ratedowns, in case he, pops off
Cuz you can't tell what's next
My readers might read hellstorm and stick knives in their eyes
And they probably won't make it, to see twenty-two
There is not a mob in this game that appose a problem if you know what you do

Gilbuyer Gold Digger"
(feat. Jamie Foxx)

[Jamie Foxx]
She pays for money when shes in need
Yeah she's a trifling friend indeed
Oh she's a gilbuyer way over town
N’she’s got me steamed

[Chorus:]
(She pays for money)
Now I ain't sayin' she a gilbuyer (When she’s in Need)
But she used to be such a broke-ass playa, playa
(She pays for money)
Now I ain't sayin' she a gilbuyer (When she’s in need)
But she used to be such a broke-ass playa,
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl gone head

[Verse 1:]
She is an NA
Met her at a Sandy cafe
With a Kaiser shield
Right on her underarm
She said I can tell you hitit
I can tell by your arm
Far as shells go you run wit the flock?
I can tell by your charm and your arm
but I'm looking for the one
have you seen her?
My psychic told me she have gimp gear like Kumarr
Meeze woulda unloaded on this bish
An I gotta party without layin a dis
OK get your armor but then holy shit your gear
I showed up ready to merit,
Better gear you couldn’t inherit
If you playing with this girl then you better not die..
You know why
No one shot can kill her
From what I heard she got 15M from Xisdaoudslku
My best friend say she use to fuck with Large
She thinks she’s in charge eatin +1 food

[Chorus]

[Verse 2:]
4 years, 4 years
She had been the gimpest on the server for 4 years
I know somebody paying real dolla for that gear
Rooi’s the only gear more white boxes than hers
You will see her in lower Jeuno any given Sunday
Wit more gil then hq’ing a Kyudogi
She was suppose to buy her college food with that money
She went to the the rmt got gil with her parents money
She walking around dropping 100k for oils with that money
Should of gotten your college books with her money
If you aint no buyer holla we want proof nub
WE WANT PROOF NUB! Yeah
It's something that you need to have
'Cause when she at the AH she gone leave with half
4 years, 4 years
And on her 4th anny she found out prices went up

[Chorus]

[Verse 3:]
Now I ain't saying you're a gilbuyer you got needs
You don't want your friends to die but they can’t buy needs
You pay for all their oils sayin I’m a friend indeed
Then make them do errands for you ingame, caused by your greed
But why you all listnin to her don’t you realize her borders
She go to IGE dot com and place multiple orders
She got that gilbuyers look in her gear
All white boxes with not even a though into her gear
So, stick by her side
I know you think this girl's balling but yeah she sucks
And the RMT gonna keep emailin and trying
But you stay right girl
But when you get ingame he leave your ass for a richer girl

Get down girl just don’t buy gil
Get down girl just don’t buy gil
Get down girl just don’t buy gil
get down girl just don’t
(lemme hear that back)

Sandoria Love (California Love -- Tupac / Dre)
Sandoria love!

Sandoria...know how to party
Sandoria...know how to party
In the citaaay of Sandy.
In the citaaay with Ronfaure
In the citaaay, the city above obliette
Elvaan’s Keep rockin! Elvaan’s Keep rockin!

Verse One: Dr. J

Now let me welcome everybody to the wild, northwest
A nation that's untouchable like a Lurkers Nest
The rampage hits the mamool like a slug to ya chest
Pack a few pies for your party in the Nyzul Isle thix
We in that oldschool state with bomb ass stone walls
A state where you can always find a stuckup guard in the halls
And gimps be on a mission for the queen
lean mean RSE wearing fiends
I been in the game for three years makin merits finished
ever since the jpn stranglehold diminished
Now it's '07 and they parse me and watch me
Rings and ears shinin lookin like I robbed mr. Rooi
It's all good, from Ronfaure to Bibiki Bay
Your city is tha bomb if your city keepin gimps away
Throw up a finger if ya feel the same way
J puttin it down for
Sandor-i-a
(repeat Chorus)

Slice it Slice it baby
Slice it Slice it baby
Slice it Slice it mama
Slice it Sandy
Slice it Slice it baby
Slice it Slice it Slice it Slice it...

Verse Two: Audpac

Out on bail fresh outta GM jail, Hedgehog Pies dreamin
Soon as I stepped on the scene, I'm hearin elvaan shorties screamin
Fiendin for merits and alcohol
The life of a northwest side playa where gimps will die
Only in Sandy where we riot not rally to live and die
In Sandy we wearin armor not like Bastok times (that's right)
Where ugly kids are called galka and sent to the mines
Makin battles short but caution we collide with other crews
Famous cause we can merit worldwide
Let'em recognize from Ulegeraund to Batallia’s downs
Takin hits like a slowed Jam, we’re the west now
So you know we look to Altana like any man
Say what you say
But give me that bomb beat from J
Let me serenade the streets of his way.
From Jeuno to Sandtown
The Bay Area and back down
Sandy is where they put they mack down
Give me love!
(rpt 1)

(dre) now make it shake...

(rpt 2)

Outro: Dre, 2Pac

uh, yeah, uh, Ronfaure in tha house, uh yeah
Jugner, Jugner definately in tha house hahaha
Valkurm, Valkurm
(Tupac) hey, you know Sandy is up in this
Battalia, where you at
yeah, Wajaom wood, Wajaom wood always up to no good
(Tupac) even Aht Urgan tryin to get a piece baby
Bafflau thickets, Bafflau thickets where ya at? yeah

Merit it up y'all, Merit it up, Merit it up
Let's show these fools how we do this on that west side
Cause you and I know it's tha best side

yeah, That's riight
west coast, west coast
uh, Sandoria Love
Sandoria Love
 
in the beggining
puttin grays down was all cool n legit.
u take it too far now ur just talkin shit.
if all u can come up wit is.. Hackswander?
that kinda blowhard shit just makes me wonder.
wtf kinda rapper r u anyways.
i thought u were just a player who plays.

Your parodies were nice and pretty funny too,
if u do it for spite, though, u need something else to do.
For art it was straight
now ur just gettin late.

quit the shit dude its gettin old to read.. if u like to rap then just do it for fun coz tryin to put grays down all the time gets old and bores me

zzzz
 
in the beggining
puttin grays down was all cool n legit.
u take it too far now ur just talkin shit.
if all u can come up wit is.. Hackswander?
that kinda blowhard shit just makes me wonder.
wtf kinda rapper r u anyways.
i thought u were just a player who plays.

Your parodies were nice and pretty funny too,
if u do it for spite, though, u need something else to do.
For art it was straight
now ur just gettin late.

quit the shit dude its gettin old to read.. if u like to rap then just do it for fun coz tryin to put grays down all the time gets old and bores me

zzzz

Wooosh...read the first 3 lines of my post dipshit, its called compilation. Look into it. 1 Hackswander song out of 8 listed, and he was 1/3rd of a title. Not overkill by any means.
 
Wooosh...read the first 3 lines of my post dipshit, its called compilation. Look into it. 1 Hackswander song out of 8 listed, and he was 1/3rd of a title. Not overkill by any means.

Overall i say ur raps r good and u work hard on them. but somehow the shit always pops up about grays and it is getting old. thats why the stupidfuck mods moved it here. if people made cooler parodies it would be more fun instead of people getting pissed off. feel me?
 
Overall i say ur raps r good and u work hard on them. but somehow the shit always pops up about grays and it is getting old. thats why the stupidfuck mods moved it here. if people made cooler parodies it would be more fun instead of people getting pissed off. feel me?

1 out of 8 raps was about grays. Shit doesn't ALWAYS turn to him. Stop spamming my thread with retardedness.
 
-Themed after Chamillionaire’ Ridin Dirty

They see me Provokin’
They hatin'
GMs Patrollin'
And trying to catch me Claimin’dirty.
Tryin' to catch me claimin’ dirty
Tryin' to catch me claimin’ dirty
Tryin' to catch me claimin’ dirty
Tryin' to catch me claimin’ dirty

Log in Screen so’ loud
I’m Pinging’
They hopin'
That they gonna’ catch me Vokin’ dirty.
Tryin' to catch me claimin’ dirty
Tryin' to catch me claimin’ dirty
Tryin' to catch me claimin’ dirty.
Tryin' to catch me claimin’ dirty

Gms think they can see me lean;
I'm Gray, so it ain't easy to be seen.
To see my Chocobo ride by, they can see the glean
Shiny Black ♂ Chocobo Feathers fly by ur Monitor Screen
Ride with a new Mithra she like "Hold up."
Next to the Playstation controller
Its a full clip in my Ranged-ola
Turn a Mandra’ into a coma.
Girl, you ain't know, I'm crazy like Crazy Wolf;
Just tryin’to lvl, ain't tryin' to be a devil.
Target fast as hell, so I pull in Claims.
GM’s on patrol; you know they a pain.
Campaign Music all the way up and to the maximum;
I can speak for some Elvaan tryin' to jack for some.
But we packin' somethin' that we have
And, um, will have a Elvaan locked up in the Mordion
Got my Incus Cell, and Grip+1 yo
<calls> loud and I'm tippin' slow.
A.H. steady twistin' like hit this Gil;
Pull up from behind and im sittin Still.
RMTs Banned, gotta stop pollution.
2handers changed; Elvaans like "Who is that producin'?"
This our fly rides, when we out Chocobo cruisin'
Got warrants in every city except Tavnazia’
If I get one more GM /tell ima’ go Crazy’ya.

They see me Provokin’
They hatin'
GMs Patrollin'
And trying to catch me Claimin’dirty.
Tryin' to catch me claimin’ dirty
Tryin' to catch me claimin’ dirty
Tryin' to catch me claimin’ dirty
Tryin' to catch me claimin’ dirty

[Crazy Wolf] (NPC in Jeuno)

I been drinkin this, /pokin’, holy sh*t
Cause I really can't focus
I got to get home befo' the opo-pos smoke us
Big ol' Expunger, swervin, all up on the curb man
Elvaan been sippin on that Yagudo drink and that Pear’au lait
That sin again we in to win
Doing the under while I spam on F8
And claim another one up
We living like we ain't givin a f*ck
I got Sword up in my right hand, 22 def Shield in my left
Breeze in my Pld ballz
Want another tree, green leaves and all
Come around West Ronfuare but not in the fall

Yo, I got to hit the back streets
Gray-swondering about dat six fives that I got heat
glock-glock Double attack Proc
we creep-creep, pop-pop
Hope GMs don't see me, on the low key
With no regard for the law, we dodge em like f*ck em all
But I won't be caught up and brought up on charges for none of ya'll
Keep a sword in bank
A shield in slot2
Rolled up if you want
Now get to poppin J-dawg
Ready or not we bust Muteppo off in the air
Crazy Wolf and Grayswandair.
 
Alright,

I tried to be cool and i tried to be nice
But if ur gunna clash then ready some ice

Your freestyle is straight dont get me wrong.
But your parodies modeled for a song.

just as bad as hellstorm's grammar.

Continue if you will.
 
Alright,

I tried to be cool and i tried to be nice
But if ur gunna clash then ready some ice

Your freestyle is straight dont get me wrong.
But your parodies modeled for a song.

just as bad as hellstorm's grammar.

Continue if you will.

HE WAS A POET
HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT
 
Alright,

I tried to be cool and i tried to be nice
But if ur gunna clash then ready some ice

Your freestyle is straight dont get me wrong.
But your parodies modeled for a song.

just as bad as hellstorm's grammar.

Continue if you will.

Can you just.. like.. leave?
 
Copied Spartibus by Canibus

Monk-ibus

Yeah, This is Monk-ibus
Yo, yo, yo

You wanna spar wit us
Then let's get started 'cuz
Asuran thrusts turn you into cosmic dust
Besiege ya borders with Mamool Ja
Recompose your composition boost bursts
Time is breath; breath is life; life is light
Light chain is no less than a dragon kick to the dike
Beneath the hand-to-hand I'll attack you twice
Prepare to rig a sacrifice with my ritual rights
Reinforce my habitual kicks 'n Howling fists
Then diss the monk cause I'm sick o' the hype
No one's HP is ever whats in my sight
Even compare the Paladin type
Tell me yo how can I not be nice
The Elvaan semen of Trion frozen in a cryofreezer
On the AH for seven figures per milliliter
Lethally illegal; I speak to Vana'diel
In the form of an Taru with the martials
With formless strikes, like full-headed Ali's
With Temple garments neatly wrapped around armpits
With monasteries in the mountains
Cornettes have already sounded
You can't denounce my Temple crown bitch

Any Monks that agree with me just wave your arm
Now boost it up y'all, and Monks Chi-Blast the gods

This game is Final Fantasy X-I
Houndred Fists can't be counted
Before the BLM nukes the pest
Subtle Blow causes less TP effect
"Run the words through a decompressor, recompress the depth"
Howling fists is the most explosive next to best?
The inconsistency of the effect, makes it complex
Pay attention to 'bis my intention is this
Leave you spacially adrift suspended in the abyss
Final Fantasy XI owners, see my flag
Meripo don't want me no more
Wolfgangs the Jeunan general the ducal general
Swapin' in weapon skill set
I-IT, identification Incredibly Tough
This zones to high don't let 'em thru
He'll mock your martial style, one-inch you to the ground
Using the beat force of the destroyers
Fists travelin a fiber optic mile before you can smile
So don't ask me why, and don't ask how

Any Monks that agree with me just wave your arm
Now boost it up y'all, and Monks Chi-Blast the gods

Until I'm impressed with the haste
I can't stop til I'm the best
Once it blends I can stop right then
Quantum kicks mechanisms and technical shit
Confuses you but I don't think your any less of a puk
Just define what is DoT and what is a truck
I demonstrate how to effectively counter and duck
The answer is simple in fact
If the melee don't attack the mob
All we'd be is back at the crystal
No ability, no extra weapon skills
Silly amnesia can't stop a kill
They'll never be better than me
We''ll triple team 'em with a Combo severed to 3
And give 'em 9 enemies
Commin' back to the training grounds
Surrender and throw out the warps
The other parties in awe of the ultimate set
This is Monk-ibus power (echoes)

Any Monks that agree with me just wave your arm
Now boost it up y'all, and Monks Chi-Blast the gods

Quoted for awesomeness, gona try and work on a new song so just pulling a Neison here
 
Also if you are doing requests I'd like to request again Saviorself by JMT
 
Here's one for you:

Jamal, Jamal, yo he’s the man
He got the masta’ plan in that Ridill Wielding Hand
He gots a Ridill + Seiryu , and I mother’ F*ckin dare you
Walk around’town while people stare’ and throw /checks @ you.

It’s just too bad with his sword swinging action
Only 297 Skill this Pretty Paladin Princess be Packin’
Cuz when it comes down to quit clownin’ around
My 304 Skill going to give’em the Yoshi’Ground’Pound

Jamal Jamal… Yo He’s out of his Element.
Jamal Jamal, Yeah I think his Ridills’ bent
Jamal Jamal… Yo he’s out of his Element
Jamal Jamal, didn’t pay his lockers rent.

Now let’s take it back and relive the old school
If your War aint gota hauby, then that just aint’ cool
Cuz I hear the SH not coming back in style,
But you can still slap on some evasion, if tanking Roc for a while

Now Im not the kind of type to point out subtleties,
But there are “Elements” in my mind here, that just aren’t at Ease
Whats this beared man in blue, trying to do? Talking shit’
When his LS Element he’s already out grew? Gots’ no wit

Jamal Jamal… Yo He’s out of his Element.
Jamal Jamal, Yeah I think his Ridills’ bent
Jamal Jamal… Yo he’s out of his Element
Jamal Jamal, didn’t pay his lockers rent.



^^ the lolrap skills are untouchable :) We all know rap is... an acquired taste, but my taste buds are jumping Grays.
 
Little taste of what's to come eventually...

Javelin Fangz by Canibus

[Intro:]
Code-Name: Dragoon Fangz - The Solabus Man
Nothin' to Prove, cold bustin' at you dudes
Yea, yo

[Chorus:]
You got your Weapon?: Check
You got your Ammo?: Check
You got the filthy Mithra pin-up calendar?: Yes
You got the food?: Check
You got the tools?: Check
You got the Trees cuttings so we can get rich? - I Quit

Your a Dragoon - So what da Fuck that means
Can't I jump the mobs na'mean

Magic?: Check
Map?: Check
You got the warp scrolls so we can get back?: Check
Hi-Potions?: Check
Wyvern?: Check
I even got a dual box for those lonely days

[Canibus:]
I was on my way home, the ground opened up like a grave
Turned the high lands into Ranperre tomb
It's crazy I grew up playin' with moogles


All I got on it so far, kinda hit a block along the way.
 
^^ the lolrap skills are untouchable :) We all know rap is... an acquired taste, but my taste buds are jumping Grays.

That's not all thats cooking up in Grays Kitchen^^

Glad you enjoyed. Fettucini Alfredo still to come!
 
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