NSFW -- Rap Parodies involving the game and qcdn

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We need a neutral DJ for this one folks.


And as long as I'm in the credits for the CD, that's recognition yo. I can start a career from there...!
 
(sighs as he is forced to continue Serving this dude)

You think, you're clever
But this, Endeavor
It's time to Sever
What you feel are your levers

You choose to fight me Cuz Im still around
When the real battle you seek is no where to be found
True im guilty by association
But the height of this fight is past duration

You wanted an answer? I gave you five
And not a single one did I tell a lie
Of course I told none when I 1st found out
that my very own LS was hacking devout

You think, you're clever
But it's time however
To let this Sever
Itd go on, forever
 
XGrayswanderX said:
(sighs as he is forced to continue Serving this dude)

You think, you're clever
But this, Endeavor
It's time to Sever
What you feel are your levers

You choose to fight me Cuz Im still around
When the real battle you seek is no where to be found
True im guilty by association
But the height of this fight is past duration

You wanted an answer? I gave you five
And not a single one did I tell a lie
Of course I told none when I 1st found out
that my very own LS was hacking devout

You think, you're clever
But it's time however
To let this Sever
Itd go on, forever
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I choose to fight you because you won't admit
I could care less what you think, you're a piece of shit
You're the one who busted in interupting my rhymes
If you're gonna come to my house, expect to deal with my times

You keep saying that you're innocent because still here
Well guess what, so is Vang, an admitted botter, your peer.
Its sad to say you tool, but vang's a nobler one than you
That's the first and last time, i'll ever say that true

Your schoolgirl like rhymes have me at a bore
Reading them makes me sick, please don't try anymore
Your reasons are as fleeting as the fleehacks that you use
The game didn't abuse you, it was the game you did abuse.
 
Above the clouds

It has come to our attention that a mysterious force is loose somewhere in Vana’diel…
The mysteries of creation are there….
Up in the sky?? Up in the sky…..

The moon and the planets are there, and new hopes for knowledge and peace are there. Therefore as we set sail we ask for the Gods Blessing, on the most hazardous and dangerous and greatest adventure on which man has ever embarked.

Myself, lord and master shall bring disaster to evil factors, demonic chapters shall be captured by kings. Through the storms of days after, unto Vana’diel from the sun through triple darkness to blast ya.
We campaign a force that can’t be compared to any firepower for it’s mind power shared.
The brainwave causes vessels to circulate, like constellations reflect at night often late.

Word to the father and mother earth, seeking an everlasting life through this hell for what it’s worth.
Look, listen, and observe. Heed the words, its like ghetto star proverbs, the righteous pay a sacrifice to get what they deserve.

Can not afford to confined to a cell, brain waves swell turning a desert to a well.
Experience the best teacher, thought will spray like street sweepers,.
Lil Daddy street preacher, illustrious feature, narrator you select.
Accompanied by deck plus the DJ you respect.

Seven and a half combined over the front line, the 10% is promoting slander in the air.
Bare in mind jewels be the tools of the trade, sharp blades heavenly praise and dues are paid.

Above the clouds, above the clouds, where the sounds are original, infinite skills create miracles.
Warrior spiritual, above the clouds, raining down, holding it down ya.

I leave scholars mentally scared , triple extra large, wild like rock stars who smash guitars.
Poison bars from the Gods bust holes in your mirage, catch a charge shake em down like the riot squad.
Invade your zone, start wooing like ancient Rome, I span the universe and return home to reclaim my throne, the maker, owner, plus sole controller, the clouds my sofa, we stand like colossus regardless to whom or what, numerous attempts on my life so who to trust?? Who but us? The supplier to the fire, the burning truth with 50 absolute proof, on the mic like Moses, spoken golden squad, survival of the oldest tribe who’s soldiers died, I notify families we shed tears and mourn, but our hands are on the ammo cuz the battles still on. Sound the horn, we come rumbling through the function, when we die hard they build a monument to honor us with, humongous effect on the world we could have conquered it!!!


WOTG
 
Moev said:
I leave scholars mentally scared , triple extra large, wild like rock stars who smash guitars. Poison bars from the Gods bust holes in your mirage, catch a charge shake em down like the riot squad.Invade your zone, start wooing like ancient Rome, I span the universe and return home to reclaim my throne, the maker, owner, plus sole controller, the clouds my sofa, we stand like colossus regardless to whom or what, numerous attempts on my life so who to trust?? Who but us? The supplier to the fire, the burning truth with 50 absolute proof, on the mic like Moses, spoken golden squad, survival of the oldest tribe who’s soldiers died, I notify families we shed tears and mourn, but our hands are on the ammo cuz the battles still on. Sound the horn, we come rumbling through the function, when we die hard they build a monument to honor us with, humongous effect on the world we could have conquered it!!!
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Praise Altana, For we 5 races in Vanadiel sprang from her five tears. Praise Prometheus, Bringer of fire and salvation to mankinds suffering!
 
Aloo said:
Calais should remember this one :biggrin: :
TLC - No Scrubs

A nub is a guy that thinks he's fly and is
also known as a buster
always talkin' about what he wants
and just sits on his broke ass
so (no)
I don't want your invite
no, I don't wanna give you mine
and no, I don't wanna see your Mog House
no, I don't want none of your time and no
Chorus:
I don't want no nub
a scrub is a guy that can't get no gil from me
hanging out the passenger side
of his chocobo ride
trying to Tele-Holla me!

But a scrub's /checkin' me
but his game is kinda weak
and i know that he cannot approach me
cuz I'm lookin' like class and he's looking like trash
can't get wit' a deadbeat ass
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That's really clever Aloo, it made me laugh a lot, that song is so old school too.

I can see it requiring the genius of both of you gals together to create something like that. I wish Calais Still played ;;
 
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Moev's Song

I never thought I’d die alone in Uleguerand Range.
I laughed the loudest, who’d have known???
I traced the connection back to my modem.
No wonder, it was never plugged in at all.

I took my time, I used flee, the choice was mine, I didn’t think enough,
I’m too depressed to go on, You’ll be sorry when I’m gone.

This server never conquored when it came.
Level 10 just held such better days.
Days when I still felt alive.
We couldn’t wait to get outside the walls.
The world was watching as we tried,
The tour of Valkurm Dunes was over, only I survived.
I couldn’t wait until I got to San d‘Oria.
To pass the time in my mog house alone.

I never thought I’d die alone in Uleguerand Range.
Another six months I’ll be unknown.
Give all my things to all my friends.
You’ll never step foot in my mog house again.

My moogle will close it off, board it up, remember the time that I spilled the cup, of Hakutaku eye’s in the Den of Rancor?? Please tell Jamal it wasn’t his fault.

This server never conquored when it came.
Level 10 just held such better days.
Days when I still felt alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We couldn’t wait to get outside the walls.
The world was watching as we tried.
The tour of Valkurm Dunes was over, only I survived.
I couldn’t wait until I got to San d’Oria.
To pass the time in my mog house alone.

(bridge)

THIS SERVER NEVER CONQUORED WHEN IT CAME.
TOMMOROW HOLDS SUCH BETTER DAYS.
DAYS WHEN I CAN STILL FEEL ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
WHEN I COULDN’T WAIT TO GET OUTSIDE THE WALLS.
THE WORLD IS WATCHING TIME TO RISE.
THE TOUR IS OVER AND WILL NOT SUFFICE.
I CAN’T WAIT UNTIL I GET HOME.
TO PASS THE TIME IN MY MOG HOUSE ALONE.

This public service announcement has been brought to you by Moev, Please stop the Drama, work with your fellow adventures. Thank you.
 
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jamal said:
artistic expression
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I'm movin it out it, on with it
You're moving it on, out wid' it
He's cleaning ya house, wife included
and never once stoppin in that too-short minute

he says it's a game, I say it's a fool's
that bitch is to blame, you know she's who
he who sees the masterpiece of it all
never licken it up even in her flesh walls

words represent, these represent
all the rage in your heart
rage to repent
the sins of the sins, fool I said it's a game

so fucking listen damn it, before I tear out'chyo brain
leave the bitch alone
get out of my house
cut that rat's fucking tail off
grow one back like a mouse




Before I get any what the fucks, that was an artist's representation of absolutely nothing.

More explicit in detail than in direct verbally posed diction would be, it's still perfectly legal. They put it in poetic form. Does it mean it's ok to insult someone simply because they put "Fuck you" in a poem? Probably not, but here I think it's fine.

No need to moderate this. People named are people named, if they have a problem with it, let them speak with those making the parodies about them. At least it's expressive.
 
Fucking lame.

Now thats its on the flameboards, all the usual idiots are going to ruin this gem of a thread. :(

I guess the best kept secrets don't stay secret forever.

Thanks to all the fans that were with us before shit came mainstream. One love.
 
Begen said:
wow this post caught on fast, but is this a flame? :S
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No, they are parodies. Artistic expression and creativity.

Bottom line, some people can take jokes and apparantly some can't.. which was expected. Kinda surprised we stayed in our cozy corner of Fan Works for as long as we did.

Maybe next time we'll do something safer like a Cute-Off contest, pictures of kittens in Rocawear, or something equally lame.
 
Solan said:
Aud you should make a rap about DRGs using Saviorself by JMT :ph34r:
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Lol, I'll look into it Sol. I'm backed up by 3 I have in mind already, its just finding the spare time lately. I gotta try and get Matt's NY State of Mind done, some other one I can't remember, and I have to do another epic one with Mish and I!

But yeah, a pro-drg one would be nice for a change. Good suggestion.
 
Audino said:
Lol, I'll look into it Sol. I'm backed up by 3 I have in mind already, its just finding the spare time lately. I gotta try and get Matt's NY State of Mind done, some other one I can't remember, and I have to do another epic one with Mish and I!

But yeah, a pro-drg one would be nice for a change. Good suggestion.
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Ah I see, I see.

Considering you are backed up I might take a shot at this since it is my favourite JMT song.

I'll post what I come-out-of-the-wood-work with.
Much Love Ninjja
 
Thread belongs where it was, end of story

Please don't stop the Flaming, To the tune of "Please don't stop the music - by Rihanna" Not exactly rap, but its what i was listening to a little while ago

Please don't stop the flaming
Please don't stop the flaming
Please don't stop the flaming
Please don't stop the flaming

It's getting late
I'm making my way over to
My favorite place
I gotta get my fingers
Type the stress away
I was looking for somebody when you looked my way
Possible candidate, yeah
Who knew
That you'd be up in here, acting like you do
You make and staying out the thread impossible
Hey, Im a say your reputation is incredible
If you don't have to go, don't

Do you know what you started?
I just came here to party
But now we're flamin on the flameboard, actin' haughty
Your hands up on the keys
Just let the words flow
We're head to head, then they left, and now just you and me

[CHORUS]
I wanna send you away
Let's escape into the posting, hey mod let it play
I just can't refuse it
You're just way to stupid
Keep on rockin' to it
Please don't stop the, please don't stop the flamin
I wanna send you away
Let's escape into the posting, hey mod let it play
I just can't refuse it
You're just way to stupid
Keep on rockin' to it
Please don't stop the, please don't stop the
Please don't stop the flamin

Baby are you ready cause it's gettin close
Don't you feel the flameboard ready to explode?
What goes on between us everyone gets to know
This ain't no private show

Do you know what you started?
I just came here to party
But now we're flamin on the flameboard, actin' haughty
Your hands up on the keys
Just let the words flow
We're head to head, then they left, and now just you and me

[CHORUS]

[x4]
Please don't stop the flamin

[CHORUS x2]

Please don't stop the flamin
Please don't stop the flamin
Please don't stop the flamin
 
Mara's got skillz.
 
Finished one of the couple parodies I had swimming around in my mind. Its not "flame worthy".. but it was fun doing. I'll have to think of another diss track to fit into the threads new home.

Anyhow.. I present a song dedicated to my female lady friends in the server. I know we've done a good job of killing Jay-Z songs already, but this one was a must!

(Also, some of the babes aren't named. Some are obvious, some aren't. Have fun guessing!)

To the tune of Girls, Girls, Girls by Jay-Z.



[Girl]
Je t'adore, je t'adore

[Aud-E]
Course I love you.. I love all y'all
Hehehe, hehehe, f'real

[Jam] I love girls, girls, girls, girls
Girls, I do adore
[Aud-Z] Yo, putchya screenname on my friendlist,
cause we will party endless, holla at me when I come online, yeah

[Aud-E]
I got this -=*Reserved*=- chica, she don't like me to roam
So she got me all owned, plus casting stone
Said she likes to kill zombies, only when they groan
I'm like, "I'm for rental" - goddess, slow up your mental
I got this black mage, she don't know how to cast
Always talkin about licks, makin her tongue move fast
She like, "Listen Bill Clinton, I don't care if you're wax
You better re-lease-my-bra-back-to me
I got this French chick that love dynamis
She thinks she's a puller, I see you run there, Mish
_Ma cherie amore, tu es belle_
Merci, you quick as fuck, and I'm watching you well
I got this paladin - the day that I met her
Asked her why you in Kuftal, to help me so I let her
She said all you need to know is I'm not a ho
And to get a key, you better be Chief Au-di-no
Now that's -=*Reserved*=- chick, French chick, paladin and black
That's hot lickin, finger lickin, damn I gotta get that
Dynamis "puller", your backside is great
An appetitite for destruction but I scrape the plate
I love..

[Jam] Girls, girls, girls, girls (uh-huh)
Girls, I do adore
[Aud-E] Yo, putchya screenname on my friendlist,
cause we will party endless, holla at me when I come online, yeah
[Jam] I love girls, girls, girls, girls
Girls all over the globe
[Aud-E] I come scoop you with my loot, sittin on deuce-zeroes
Fix your hair in the mog house, let's roll - c'mon

[Jay-Z]
I got this bard chick, she so immature
She like, "I'll party when I'm grounded no more!"
Like to show blog in public, and she race-con-v some more
Gotta type a couple tildes, just to show up her holla
Got a taru chick, that plays her part
And if it goes down, greyhounds own her heart
Baby girl so thorough, she been cool shit from the start
Said I'm better than drks, not worried 'bout a parse
I got this white mage chick that drops cures real mean
But she dress her ass off and never cause a scene
Only thing wrong, she always got different .dats on screen
God damn she's fine but she parties all the time
I get frequent table tosses from my dancing chick
She look right in that tight red hat, she's quick
She gives me extra tank time and don't level above
So I had to introduce her to the 'Dino High Club
Now that's bard chick, dance girl, taru and white mage
That means I hit hard daily, all up the front page
That means I'm full health, table throwing, stay in beat
But I never have a problem when I go bring the heat
I love

[Jam] Girls, girls, girls, girls
Girls, I do adore
[Aud] Yo, putchya screenname on my friendlist,
cause we will party endless, holla at me when I come online, yeah
[Jam] I love girls, girls, girls, girls
Girls all over the globe
[Aud] I come scoop you with my loot, sittin on deuce-zeroes
Fix your hair in the mog house, let's roll - c'mon

[Jay-Z]
I got this cool moogle chick, she's can't put GH3 down and out,
A kupo-chondriac who says kupo 'fore it even comes out
Got a chick from AG, that cook pastry
She look damn fine in custom, that hot like stew
Got this other mage chick, she always catch me runnin shit
Crazy girl, she's got drk and pally, always forget
Got this Myi cat, talkin was never dull
'Specially when she showin' up my pulls - man
I got this Zynner chick with Dwight Schrute on her mind
She like, "Jigga Man, how you make all them rhymes?"
I'm like excuse me Ms. Dragoon, but when I met your ass
I was suprised by your characted, almost up to my class
I got this ho that I know, best thing I ever saw
Mami's an intellectual, tryin to up one on Aud
Brains don't count when I pack more'n you know,
I got so many girls across the globe..

[Jam] I love girls, girls, girls, girls
Girls, I do adore
[Aud] Yo, putchya screenname on my friendlist,
cause we will party endless, holla at me when I come online, yeah
[Jam] I love girls, girls, girls, girls
*Girls all over the globe*
[Aud] I come scoop you with my loot, sittin on deuce-zeroes
Fix your hair in the mog house, let's roll - c'mon
[Jam] I love girls, girls, girls, girls
Girls, I do adore
[Aud] Yo, putchya screenname on my friendlist,
cause we will party endless, holla at me when I come online

[Aud]
I love girls, girls, girls, girls
Girls, girls..
 
Fuck, forgot to change a couple "Jay-Z's."

Fucking bullshit no edit cock ass shit.
 
Temptations said:
Loved that last one Aud, priceless.
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Sorry I couldn't squeeze you into that one Temp, but for your album cover, you deserve more than two lines in a verse anyway! I have more stuff coming up.
 
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