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"my HP is full and my MP to then im hittin up the pt with som"e yagudo juice"
Best line lmao
Nice find
Best line lmao
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Not done just yet. Sorry it's late, couldn't get some stuff to match. Still not perfected but meh, better late than ever.
Please remember this is not done out of spite. Well... not really.
QCDN 'Wrap Up' 2007
Parody of '2006 Rap Up' By Skillz (Done to beat of Jay-Z's 'Lost One' with no chorus)
What you want me to do?
I'm sorry; I'm back
N-E-I, S-A-N!
It's not a real song, it's a diss song
It's your boy N, and I'm fixing to act up
Since ya'll keep asking about the '07 Wrap Up
Yea, turn on your screen, tell you what I'ma do
For your and yours, hold the rate-ups, it's a year in review
Rappa won at the Flameboard, let's give it up for him
And Eli gave in, got married to Tim
Drama started, QC was sorta rolling in vice
Mods had to steal the voice of my homie Vang thrice (That's Right!)
And Bumbletuna came back on
But after a few posts, it was clear he was gone
And I'd hate to see the boy Rufus go
But I miss them talks about guys playing lesbian 16 year-olds
Hellstorm typing damn near had me crying
He was like 'Err, go get yurself elit gaer lik mine"
What else, uhh, let me see
That's around the time when Mor came after SteveD
The merits got down with Phoenix P-I-M-P
And Elieb kept it cool when his show came on T.V.
Then Oracle switch teams, but I didn't notice
Cause I was 'gettin some, gettin some', you know what I mean
Yusuke got bagged again talking like he was black
While Blazeoffury ran off with 20mil under his sack
“What you know about that?" Siviard made it clear
You might recruit but you won't top TheFlock this year!
JJ East and Audi came out with a new sound
Everyone went to GT to bait, it was goin' down
We all did STEELFIST two times just for notice
But after Tagrineth did it, for me it was over
Cmdrfly? Crazy with that 12k gauge
And everybody and Neo's momma had a blog update
Yea we all got the -itis
Mine is "Blogspot dot com backslash youradventurewriter"
Novio club? Yea no doubt
Taste some Mushroom soup - Dynamis wipe? Huh, huh clear it out
Jyak and Zerayla went at it till they decided to stop it
And Garvin's account vanished faster than a V2 Rocket
My favourite SMN Myrrh? Yea dude got screwed
We didn't look at the screen, we just went to YouTube
Romper an idiot asshole? Yea that may be right
But it's not contributing if you just 'QFT' twice
The rumor was Demir and Vil were fishing afk
Lavi decided to go public cause TDS didn't make his day
Cleric's Briault was his fifth selection
He should have just said "Fuck all of you, I was after perfection"
And Manbearpig flopped hard
The shell did so bad that Psylent had to quit his main job
Tailss dropped 'Some cool names' to the web on purpose
That thread was everywhere, even Pere heard it
Baladi had huge hands, or a bro on maybe
But I was too busy firing up FFXIAP
Xali came back after doing time for a bit
Is it me or when he came back RMT went for the hit?
Time to switch up the hate took it there
Server jumpers upping prices? I missed that scare
And your boy Antdog? He went for the gimp look of course
But if you saw his equip swaps, he ain't have no choice
Feuds got bad, then downright shifty
We had Ish and Neosquall and Kyte and Kinky
And Wolfskymoon? Your post career is through
Isodope almost made more valid points than you
Elitists said unusual setups were dead
But Tenia spent all year trying to bring sub BRD back
You need to lighten up girl, try and get a kiss
The only way /BRD could come back is for solo experience
Players tripped up and took pills to get themselves higher
But if you're like me you got hooked reading engame fire
Man Ryo should have looked over his shoulder
And we know because we saw the pink letters before the evening was over
Alot of puppets got banned and didn't flame
Word on the PM is they got hammed under Arctyreal's name
Excalibur put rate downs and that fat lady to work
You're looking suspect gay, close your mouth up first!
Ya'll Fools must be crazy
If you thought that I was going to forget about Tenny and Byley?
I know ya'll two for being flashy
But with ya'll chars? And Ya'll cybering? Now that's just nasty
Mirewen? They took a loss
Your shell got no Proto-Ultima if Achates was your boss!
To get Herald's Gaiters, you had to hunt
and Meeze had the record for being hammered the most times in 3 months
Uzor tried to say hacking didn't apply to him
But I hear he was guilty of the crime through association
Your man Reeve came back in
He was like "I'm so independent that I bought QCDN"
That's good business Reeve, do that yeah
Cause QC had 3 epic discussions this year
Your boy Scull might advise you to go that route
Cause everybody was "BALLING" and pumping Steel Cyclones out
... Well, not everybody really
Cause Mistra's still "BALLING" he just ain't do it with a kitty
Darth purchased a V belt? Man dude was crazy
So Zaus, why don't you show him your new "lady"?
Windy tried take a case to the feds
Is it me, or was she trying to piss off the fags in red?
We lost Deci and Dejan and my man Ryu
Westyle, Big M, and Vet Dristen too
It’s a crazy Forum, Hope it's better of late
N Logging out dog, 2 double O Eight Yea
Please remember this is not done out of spite. Well... not really.
QCDN 'Wrap Up' 2007
Parody of '2006 Rap Up' By Skillz (Done to beat of Jay-Z's 'Lost One' with no chorus)
What you want me to do?
I'm sorry; I'm back
N-E-I, S-A-N!
It's not a real song, it's a diss song
It's your boy N, and I'm fixing to act up
Since ya'll keep asking about the '07 Wrap Up
Yea, turn on your screen, tell you what I'ma do
For your and yours, hold the rate-ups, it's a year in review
Rappa won at the Flameboard, let's give it up for him
And Eli gave in, got married to Tim
Drama started, QC was sorta rolling in vice
Mods had to steal the voice of my homie Vang thrice (That's Right!)
And Bumbletuna came back on
But after a few posts, it was clear he was gone
And I'd hate to see the boy Rufus go
But I miss them talks about guys playing lesbian 16 year-olds
Hellstorm typing damn near had me crying
He was like 'Err, go get yurself elit gaer lik mine"
What else, uhh, let me see
That's around the time when Mor came after SteveD
The merits got down with Phoenix P-I-M-P
And Elieb kept it cool when his show came on T.V.
Then Oracle switch teams, but I didn't notice
Cause I was 'gettin some, gettin some', you know what I mean
Yusuke got bagged again talking like he was black
While Blazeoffury ran off with 20mil under his sack
“What you know about that?" Siviard made it clear
You might recruit but you won't top TheFlock this year!
JJ East and Audi came out with a new sound
Everyone went to GT to bait, it was goin' down
We all did STEELFIST two times just for notice
But after Tagrineth did it, for me it was over
Cmdrfly? Crazy with that 12k gauge
And everybody and Neo's momma had a blog update
Yea we all got the -itis
Mine is "Blogspot dot com backslash youradventurewriter"
Novio club? Yea no doubt
Taste some Mushroom soup - Dynamis wipe? Huh, huh clear it out
Jyak and Zerayla went at it till they decided to stop it
And Garvin's account vanished faster than a V2 Rocket
My favourite SMN Myrrh? Yea dude got screwed
We didn't look at the screen, we just went to YouTube
Romper an idiot asshole? Yea that may be right
But it's not contributing if you just 'QFT' twice
The rumor was Demir and Vil were fishing afk
Lavi decided to go public cause TDS didn't make his day
Cleric's Briault was his fifth selection
He should have just said "Fuck all of you, I was after perfection"
And Manbearpig flopped hard
The shell did so bad that Psylent had to quit his main job
Tailss dropped 'Some cool names' to the web on purpose
That thread was everywhere, even Pere heard it
Baladi had huge hands, or a bro on maybe
But I was too busy firing up FFXIAP
Xali came back after doing time for a bit
Is it me or when he came back RMT went for the hit?
Time to switch up the hate took it there
Server jumpers upping prices? I missed that scare
And your boy Antdog? He went for the gimp look of course
But if you saw his equip swaps, he ain't have no choice
Feuds got bad, then downright shifty
We had Ish and Neosquall and Kyte and Kinky
And Wolfskymoon? Your post career is through
Isodope almost made more valid points than you
Elitists said unusual setups were dead
But Tenia spent all year trying to bring sub BRD back
You need to lighten up girl, try and get a kiss
The only way /BRD could come back is for solo experience
Players tripped up and took pills to get themselves higher
But if you're like me you got hooked reading engame fire
Man Ryo should have looked over his shoulder
And we know because we saw the pink letters before the evening was over
Alot of puppets got banned and didn't flame
Word on the PM is they got hammed under Arctyreal's name
Excalibur put rate downs and that fat lady to work
You're looking suspect gay, close your mouth up first!
Ya'll Fools must be crazy
If you thought that I was going to forget about Tenny and Byley?
I know ya'll two for being flashy
But with ya'll chars? And Ya'll cybering? Now that's just nasty
Mirewen? They took a loss
Your shell got no Proto-Ultima if Achates was your boss!
To get Herald's Gaiters, you had to hunt
and Meeze had the record for being hammered the most times in 3 months
Uzor tried to say hacking didn't apply to him
But I hear he was guilty of the crime through association
Your man Reeve came back in
He was like "I'm so independent that I bought QCDN"
That's good business Reeve, do that yeah
Cause QC had 3 epic discussions this year
Your boy Scull might advise you to go that route
Cause everybody was "BALLING" and pumping Steel Cyclones out
... Well, not everybody really
Cause Mistra's still "BALLING" he just ain't do it with a kitty
Darth purchased a V belt? Man dude was crazy
So Zaus, why don't you show him your new "lady"?
Windy tried take a case to the feds
Is it me, or was she trying to piss off the fags in red?
We lost Deci and Dejan and my man Ryu
Westyle, Big M, and Vet Dristen too
It’s a crazy Forum, Hope it's better of late
N Logging out dog, 2 double O Eight Yea
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That was awesome.
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Last couple of days I finally had some inspiration: Here ya go
Original Artist: Bone (E) Thugs-N-Harmony
Album: E. 1999 Eternal
Song: Crossroad (the mob’s gone)
[J-bone]
The mob’s Gone Gone Gone Gone.. Gone.. Gone.. Gone.. Gone.. Gone
Now tell me whatcha gonna do
when there ain't no where to run (tell me Siv)
(When judgment comes for you, when judgment comes for you)
And whatcha gonna do
when there aint no where to hide (tell me Xerox)
When judgment comes for you (Cause it's gonna come for you)
[Dino]
Let's all bring it in for xenorex, Eazy sees uncle siviard
Little Boo, Shiva's got him and I ain’t gonna miss that tard
I only roll with AG my gang look to where they lay
When playing final fantasy, SERIOUS BIDNESS what i say
Server transfers came to me, told me if he should ‘flock’ then please
Bury your reps by transferring, come follow me
[J-bone]
AH Bless you while working on a plan to HNM
Follow the Leader all 24/7 days, I should be the one you praise
even though THEFLOCK’s all up in my face
But I be keeping me safe while Rappa says FACE
For the case to race with a chance to face the judge
And I'm guessing you stubborn souls won't budge
Against a Grudge because you’re strong e-thugs
What can I do it's all about your history, why’d you roll?
Your server you left now ours you stole
Switchin servers to redeem your ingame soul aye-oh-aye-oh
[Togetha]
Playyyyyyy, and we play and we play, and we play, and we play
Everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday
and we play, and we play, and we play, and we play
[J-bone]
Still we camp, now follow me roll stroll
To a mob named Vivian,
Come let's go take watch the yellow come again
Xenorex, Siviard, corvinus x2
If you’re losing the mobs, faults only with you.
Exactly how many times this gotta happen
While we laughin you’re passing, passing mobs away….
So y'all go say they’re assholes
Cause I know I'ma meet you up at the crossroads
Y'all know y'all forever got love from them E-Thugs baby
Now Siviard’s long gone
Says he’s happy back home
But when you leave the server,
Gotta go bye bye
And leave this site behind
Threatened to ‘settle it like a man’
So I laughed my ass right off, ya’ll
and he should be gone, in front of the flock
The trash they talk so wrong
Oh so wrong, oh so wrong
Gotta hold on, gotta stay strong
When the day comes
Better believe killin Jorm makes you a shoulder to lean on (lean on)
*sup 4 years ago*
Hey and we play, and we play, and we play, and we play
everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday
and we play, and we play, and we play, and we play
everday, everyday, everyday, everyday
[Chorus – J-bone and Dino]
See you at the DA, DA, DA
So you won't be lonely
See you at the DA, DA, DA
So you won't be lonely
See you at the DA, DA
So you won't be lonely
See you at the DA, DA
[Dino]
And I'm gonna lose every NM
And I'm gonna miss every NM cuz I don’t learn
And I'm gonna miss every NM
And I'm gonna miss every NM
And I'm gonna miss every NM
[J-bone]
Living in a hateful world giving away free HNM
That's how we roll
Living in a hateful world giving away free HNM
That's how we roll
Living in a hateful world giving away free HNM
That's how we roll
And I'm asking you please don’t bitch or /sigh
Bring a job that won’t let the treasure pool go dry
What's up with losing y'all, see that HNM was won
Somebody was really wrong, can’t believe we lost it dawg
Then Miss Vivian set up Eazy for the kill, your jobs lack the skill
To convert a claim, to not-yellow mob, to kill
Go to flame again, again and again
Now tell me whatcha gonna do?
[Mi$h]
Can somebody anybody tell me why?
Hey, can somebody anybody tell me why they can’t keep claim?
They dont want the mob to die
Ohhh so wrong
Ohhhhh wrong
Ohhh so wrong
Ohhhhh wrong
[Chorus] - repeat gradually fading away
enjoy
I sure did writing it
Original Artist: Bone (E) Thugs-N-Harmony
Album: E. 1999 Eternal
Song: Crossroad (the mob’s gone)
[J-bone]
The mob’s Gone Gone Gone Gone.. Gone.. Gone.. Gone.. Gone.. Gone
Now tell me whatcha gonna do
when there ain't no where to run (tell me Siv)
(When judgment comes for you, when judgment comes for you)
And whatcha gonna do
when there aint no where to hide (tell me Xerox)
When judgment comes for you (Cause it's gonna come for you)
[Dino]
Let's all bring it in for xenorex, Eazy sees uncle siviard
Little Boo, Shiva's got him and I ain’t gonna miss that tard
I only roll with AG my gang look to where they lay
When playing final fantasy, SERIOUS BIDNESS what i say
Server transfers came to me, told me if he should ‘flock’ then please
Bury your reps by transferring, come follow me
[J-bone]
AH Bless you while working on a plan to HNM
Follow the Leader all 24/7 days, I should be the one you praise
even though THEFLOCK’s all up in my face
But I be keeping me safe while Rappa says FACE
For the case to race with a chance to face the judge
And I'm guessing you stubborn souls won't budge
Against a Grudge because you’re strong e-thugs
What can I do it's all about your history, why’d you roll?
Your server you left now ours you stole
Switchin servers to redeem your ingame soul aye-oh-aye-oh
[Togetha]
Playyyyyyy, and we play and we play, and we play, and we play
Everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday
and we play, and we play, and we play, and we play
[J-bone]
Still we camp, now follow me roll stroll
To a mob named Vivian,
Come let's go take watch the yellow come again
Xenorex, Siviard, corvinus x2
If you’re losing the mobs, faults only with you.
Exactly how many times this gotta happen
While we laughin you’re passing, passing mobs away….
So y'all go say they’re assholes
Cause I know I'ma meet you up at the crossroads
Y'all know y'all forever got love from them E-Thugs baby
Now Siviard’s long gone
Says he’s happy back home
But when you leave the server,
Gotta go bye bye
And leave this site behind
Threatened to ‘settle it like a man’
So I laughed my ass right off, ya’ll
and he should be gone, in front of the flock
The trash they talk so wrong
Oh so wrong, oh so wrong
Gotta hold on, gotta stay strong
When the day comes
Better believe killin Jorm makes you a shoulder to lean on (lean on)
*sup 4 years ago*
Hey and we play, and we play, and we play, and we play
everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday
and we play, and we play, and we play, and we play
everday, everyday, everyday, everyday
[Chorus – J-bone and Dino]
See you at the DA, DA, DA
So you won't be lonely
See you at the DA, DA, DA
So you won't be lonely
See you at the DA, DA
So you won't be lonely
See you at the DA, DA
[Dino]
And I'm gonna lose every NM
And I'm gonna miss every NM cuz I don’t learn
And I'm gonna miss every NM
And I'm gonna miss every NM
And I'm gonna miss every NM
[J-bone]
Living in a hateful world giving away free HNM
That's how we roll
Living in a hateful world giving away free HNM
That's how we roll
Living in a hateful world giving away free HNM
That's how we roll
And I'm asking you please don’t bitch or /sigh
Bring a job that won’t let the treasure pool go dry
What's up with losing y'all, see that HNM was won
Somebody was really wrong, can’t believe we lost it dawg
Then Miss Vivian set up Eazy for the kill, your jobs lack the skill
To convert a claim, to not-yellow mob, to kill
Go to flame again, again and again
Now tell me whatcha gonna do?
[Mi$h]
Can somebody anybody tell me why?
Hey, can somebody anybody tell me why they can’t keep claim?
They dont want the mob to die
Ohhh so wrong
Ohhhhh wrong
Ohhh so wrong
Ohhhhh wrong
[Chorus] - repeat gradually fading away
enjoy
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You missed some "Shut the Fuck Up - Trist" in there.
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Lol wow you guys are amazing.
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That's what she said :biggrin:
Thread of Year Nominee IMO.
THIS SHIT IS AWESOME!!! Thank you Jamal, you made my day.
THIS SHIT IS AWESOME!!! Thank you Jamal, you made my day.
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To the masterpiece "One Mic" -Nas
One Night
Turn My Speakers Up, (Nuttin' Gonna Stop Me) One Time, Yeah, Yeah It's our server, Yeah ...Yeah ...
Yo, all I need is one mic, one blade, one fight
One brotha front, Cure V in the long night
Only if I had more fun, one party, and one crib
One God to show me how to play things like he did
Pure, like a cup of dragon's blood; mixed with
151, one sip'll make a dragoon flip
Writin names on my Gae Assail, plottin shit
Mad violence, who I'm gon' body, this site's politics
Ackowledge it, leave tarus chopped up in garbages
Noobs watch us, grow up and try to follow us
Admins watch us {*siren*} roll up and try knockin us
One knee I healed, could it be my time is up
But my luck, I got up, the mob hit again
Recast my shadows, no hits are gettin in
Parrying procs the shots that are comin in
Zerkin' out as I fight back, fuck gettin hit! [more sirens]
This is my server I'ma rep, to the death of it
'til everybody come home, little elvaans is grown
E-Whores, don't abortion your womb, we need more warriors soon
Tanks, bards, mages and dragoons
In this life of RMT chases, city beggars, and backstabs
JP kids with no conscience, NA's xp to alt-tabs
If you really think you ready tonight, go all out
This is what Aud is bout, sucka the time is now
[whispering again]
Yo, all I need is one night..
All I need is one night.. that's all I need
All I need is one night.. all I need bitches
All I need is one night.. yeah
[gradually getting louder]
All I need is one molt, one thread, and one skin
One support - tell God forgive me for one sin
Matter fact maybe more than one, look back
at all the readers against me, fuck alla them
Rolling Rock's number is 33, there's twenty-four beers
from one case, there's twelve apiece, that half's for you
Which means, some of my fun was holdin up my drink
Six split with your crew, six went into you
Everybody gotta die sometime; hope your funeral
never gets posted up, flamers tear through the innocent
Nothin is fair, merits roll in, spittin from everywhere
My heart is racin, tastin revenge in the air
I let the shit slide for too many years, too many times
And I even fought when I was weakened, HP 3 oh-nine
If this party's really wit me get busy load up the XPs
Do more than just fight it, zerg and nuke until you empty
There's nothin in our way - COR bust, we bust, RAGING RUSH, we RUSH
Rage flyin, feel it? I feel it in my gut
That we take these bitches to war, lie em down
Cause we stronger now Encore, AG, the time is now.
[whispering again]
All I need is one night.. that's all I need, that's all I need
All I need is one night.. there's nuttin else in the server
All I need is one night.. that's all a ninja need to do his thing y'know
All I need is one night..
[starting loud this time, getting quieter]
All I need is one thread, one quote, one post for one man
What I stand for speaks for itself, you don't understand
Or wanna see me on top, too egotistical
Talkin all that leet shit, the same way these 'peeners do
Wonder where my mog house is, GMs'll move on you
only if they know, when my weakness wears, I have none
Too late to edit me, I'm blastin cause I'm a cool jigga
Thought it would be the end of me? Fooled you suckas
What you call a infinite brawl, personalities clashin
Flames get deep, some beef is everlastin
Complete with rate downs, brothers knifin each other
up in User CPs, drama, where is my crown?
You know this site was ill as a youngster
Every night it was like an, ass would get banned, forum safe from a monsta
For real a hustler, enemies made, suckas throwin dirt on my name
Jealous cause leeches got they gears and complain
Bitches left me cause they thought I was finished
Shoulda knew they wasn't true, they came to me when their shell caught offenses
Chapeaus are blindin, I never make the same mistakes
Movin with a change of pace, lighter load, see now the king is straight
Swellin my levelin cause none of these players real
Proved me right, now you gon' sit there and deal
This is crazy, I'm on the right track I'm finally found
You need some dignity, the time is now
All I need is one night.. yeah, yeah yeah yeah
All I need is one night.. that's all I ever needed in this world, fuck gil
All I need is one night.. fuck the gear, the HNMs
All I need is one night.. to spread my voice to the whole server
One Night
Turn My Speakers Up, (Nuttin' Gonna Stop Me) One Time, Yeah, Yeah It's our server, Yeah ...Yeah ...
Yo, all I need is one mic, one blade, one fight
One brotha front, Cure V in the long night
Only if I had more fun, one party, and one crib
One God to show me how to play things like he did
Pure, like a cup of dragon's blood; mixed with
151, one sip'll make a dragoon flip
Writin names on my Gae Assail, plottin shit
Mad violence, who I'm gon' body, this site's politics
Ackowledge it, leave tarus chopped up in garbages
Noobs watch us, grow up and try to follow us
Admins watch us {*siren*} roll up and try knockin us
One knee I healed, could it be my time is up
But my luck, I got up, the mob hit again
Recast my shadows, no hits are gettin in
Parrying procs the shots that are comin in
Zerkin' out as I fight back, fuck gettin hit! [more sirens]
This is my server I'ma rep, to the death of it
'til everybody come home, little elvaans is grown
E-Whores, don't abortion your womb, we need more warriors soon
Tanks, bards, mages and dragoons
In this life of RMT chases, city beggars, and backstabs
JP kids with no conscience, NA's xp to alt-tabs
If you really think you ready tonight, go all out
This is what Aud is bout, sucka the time is now
[whispering again]
Yo, all I need is one night..
All I need is one night.. that's all I need
All I need is one night.. all I need bitches
All I need is one night.. yeah
[gradually getting louder]
All I need is one molt, one thread, and one skin
One support - tell God forgive me for one sin
Matter fact maybe more than one, look back
at all the readers against me, fuck alla them
Rolling Rock's number is 33, there's twenty-four beers
from one case, there's twelve apiece, that half's for you
Which means, some of my fun was holdin up my drink
Six split with your crew, six went into you
Everybody gotta die sometime; hope your funeral
never gets posted up, flamers tear through the innocent
Nothin is fair, merits roll in, spittin from everywhere
My heart is racin, tastin revenge in the air
I let the shit slide for too many years, too many times
And I even fought when I was weakened, HP 3 oh-nine
If this party's really wit me get busy load up the XPs
Do more than just fight it, zerg and nuke until you empty
There's nothin in our way - COR bust, we bust, RAGING RUSH, we RUSH
Rage flyin, feel it? I feel it in my gut
That we take these bitches to war, lie em down
Cause we stronger now Encore, AG, the time is now.
[whispering again]
All I need is one night.. that's all I need, that's all I need
All I need is one night.. there's nuttin else in the server
All I need is one night.. that's all a ninja need to do his thing y'know
All I need is one night..
[starting loud this time, getting quieter]
All I need is one thread, one quote, one post for one man
What I stand for speaks for itself, you don't understand
Or wanna see me on top, too egotistical
Talkin all that leet shit, the same way these 'peeners do
Wonder where my mog house is, GMs'll move on you
only if they know, when my weakness wears, I have none
Too late to edit me, I'm blastin cause I'm a cool jigga
Thought it would be the end of me? Fooled you suckas
What you call a infinite brawl, personalities clashin
Flames get deep, some beef is everlastin
Complete with rate downs, brothers knifin each other
up in User CPs, drama, where is my crown?
You know this site was ill as a youngster
Every night it was like an, ass would get banned, forum safe from a monsta
For real a hustler, enemies made, suckas throwin dirt on my name
Jealous cause leeches got they gears and complain
Bitches left me cause they thought I was finished
Shoulda knew they wasn't true, they came to me when their shell caught offenses
Chapeaus are blindin, I never make the same mistakes
Movin with a change of pace, lighter load, see now the king is straight
Swellin my levelin cause none of these players real
Proved me right, now you gon' sit there and deal
This is crazy, I'm on the right track I'm finally found
You need some dignity, the time is now
All I need is one night.. yeah, yeah yeah yeah
All I need is one night.. that's all I ever needed in this world, fuck gil
All I need is one night.. fuck the gear, the HNMs
All I need is one night.. to spread my voice to the whole server
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Great one Aud. My next one is because of the supposed Conspiracy against Hellstorm that he claims is occuring. This is kind of a spinoff against it. To the tune of Murder was the Case that they gave me, here it is:
Hellstorm was the Case Rappa gave me
(Spoken on the streets...)
Dino: Ay ay Dr. J
Dr. J: Sup Dino?
D: Ain't that Hellstorm over there?
J: That that bitch wit the purple tent on?
D: Yeah
J: Yeah oh yeah, that's that bitch, Dino roll up on the side of him man
D: Roll your window down
J: Man I'm gonna youtube this fool talkin, make me another clip
Cuz I'm gonna show this fool, Yeah roll the windows down
D: Yeah, OK there you go
J: Ay man, you Hellstorm?
Hellstorm: Hellstrom?
Dino: Huh?
J: Hell fucking storm?
Man he's Hellstorm
Record him now!!
[recording starts as Hellstorm tries to run]
J: Man get his tent!
D: ROFL, Rappa gonna be so proud of us man!
[recording starts as Hellstorm tries to run]
D: Man get up Hell, get up man, don't be tryin to run man
J: Make that fool talk man, how you do it I don't give a fuck!
D: What you gotta say now Hell? RDM still a Battlemage?
HS:
J: Wtf?
D:Lol classic, that's rate-up material right thur
J: Come on Hell, give us one more line, one more son!
HS:
[Verse One:]
As I look up at every line
My mind starts screamin, his posts bring a tear to my eye
His reputation constantly falls
People thinking how the best way to ratedown the storm
Quoting on every post of his I see
I can't take much more of this he spells worse than a baby
I think it's too late for grammar, hold up
A voice spoke to me and it slowly started sayin
{Rappa talking, in deep deep voice}
"Bring his postings to me I'll make them better"
How the hell can I do that?
"We can make him spell better than ever"
And will he be, as funny as he was?
"I'll make his posts better than you can imagine or even dreamed of
So bring him to me, let me take control
Rate him down my son"
My eyes are closed
[Chorus:]
Hellstorm... Hellstorm was the case Rappa gave me
Hellstorm... Hellstorm was the case Rappa gave me
[Verse Two:]
I'm fresh up lookin for posts in the mornin
I got my homies will and dino lookin as well in my corner
It's gonna take a miracle they say
For him to type or talk normal but anyway
I get, told about a post, to get, back on my feet
And everything that hellstorm said, wasn’t close to reality
His grammar like them beastman gobs
And rappa saw what I was doin and gave props to me
{Rappa talking, in deep deep voice}
"Just remember who changed your mind
Cuz when you start set-trippin, that ass mine"
J: Indeed, agreed, proceed to give heed
Never have a want, never have a need
They say I'm greedy but hellstorm posts some mo' truth
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the lord, my soul to keep
If he should post, before I wake
I pray the lord, my soul to take
No more messin, need some real juice
Rappa’s askin me to deliver the head of this goose
Got his posts of all that I know
Be it about battlemage, misspells, grammar
then he came in on my turf, bout to drop the hammer
Cuz it's the O.J. D-O-double-G, of A.G.
Mad doggin Hellstorm but I don't hate
Words like cate always make me think some more
Late night I hear Rappa’s e-peen draggin on the floor
I prepare my proof or ratedowns, in case he, pops off
Cuz you can't tell what's next
My readers might read hellstorm and stick knives in their eyes
And they probably won't make it, to see twenty-two
Hellstorm was the Case Rappa gave me
(Spoken on the streets...)
Dino: Ay ay Dr. J
Dr. J: Sup Dino?
D: Ain't that Hellstorm over there?
J: That that bitch wit the purple tent on?
D: Yeah
J: Yeah oh yeah, that's that bitch, Dino roll up on the side of him man
D: Roll your window down
J: Man I'm gonna youtube this fool talkin, make me another clip
Cuz I'm gonna show this fool, Yeah roll the windows down
D: Yeah, OK there you go
J: Ay man, you Hellstorm?
Hellstorm: Hellstrom?
Dino: Huh?
J: Hell fucking storm?
Man he's Hellstorm
Record him now!!
[recording starts as Hellstorm tries to run]
J: Man get his tent!
D: ROFL, Rappa gonna be so proud of us man!
[recording starts as Hellstorm tries to run]
D: Man get up Hell, get up man, don't be tryin to run man
J: Make that fool talk man, how you do it I don't give a fuck!
D: What you gotta say now Hell? RDM still a Battlemage?
HS:
?
J: Wtf?
D:Lol classic, that's rate-up material right thur
J: Come on Hell, give us one more line, one more son!
HS:
[Verse One:]
As I look up at every line
My mind starts screamin, his posts bring a tear to my eye
His reputation constantly falls
People thinking how the best way to ratedown the storm
Quoting on every post of his I see
Dear God, I wonder can he spell "me?"
I can't take much more of this he spells worse than a baby
I think it's too late for grammar, hold up
A voice spoke to me and it slowly started sayin
{Rappa talking, in deep deep voice}
"Bring his postings to me I'll make them better"
How the hell can I do that?
"We can make him spell better than ever"
And will he be, as funny as he was?
"I'll make his posts better than you can imagine or even dreamed of
So bring him to me, let me take control
Rate him down my son"
My eyes are closed
[Chorus:]
Hellstorm... Hellstorm was the case Rappa gave me
Hellstorm... Hellstorm was the case Rappa gave me
[Verse Two:]
I'm fresh up lookin for posts in the mornin
I got my homies will and dino lookin as well in my corner
It's gonna take a miracle they say
For him to type or talk normal but anyway
I get, told about a post, to get, back on my feet
And everything that hellstorm said, wasn’t close to reality
His grammar like them beastman gobs
I scheduled meetings at 8, ratedowns happen at 9
And rappa saw what I was doin and gave props to me
{Rappa talking, in deep deep voice}
"Just remember who changed your mind
Cuz when you start set-trippin, that ass mine"
J: Indeed, agreed, proceed to give heed
Never have a want, never have a need
They say I'm greedy but hellstorm posts some mo' truth
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the lord, my soul to keep
If he should post, before I wake
I pray the lord, my soul to take
No more messin, need some real juice
Rappa’s askin me to deliver the head of this goose
Got his posts of all that I know
Be it about battlemage, misspells, grammar
then he came in on my turf, bout to drop the hammer
Cuz it's the O.J. D-O-double-G, of A.G.
Mad doggin Hellstorm but I don't hate
Now I stare as I look at the words in the center
Words like cate always make me think some more
Late night I hear Rappa’s e-peen draggin on the floor
I prepare my proof or ratedowns, in case he, pops off
Cuz you can't tell what's next
My readers might read hellstorm and stick knives in their eyes
And they probably won't make it, to see twenty-two
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Tune of "Encore" by Jay-Z
"Encore"
Thank you, thank you, thank you, you're far too kind
[Chorus]
Now can you hear me Encore, do you want more
Cookin raw with dynamis joy
So for one last time I need y'all to roar
Now what the hell are you waitin for
After me, there shall be no pulls
So for one last time, /assist your boys
[Verse One]
Who you know fresher than Aud? Riddle me that
The rest of y'all know where I'm lyrically at
Even Genk can't mirror me back
Yeah hearin me rap is like hearin Jamal in his prime
I'm, young Dino., FF's Grateful Dead
Holdin things down in game, now break bread
I'm in, Denali kecks, Rare Ex sets
Out of your range but the friends list still connect
On the low but the ferry got a triple deck
But when you Young, what the fuck you expect? Yep, yep
SC openin, grand closin
God damn your man AUd' cracked the can open again
Who you gon' find doper than him with no pen
just draw off benediction
Soon you gon' see you can't replace him
with cheap imitations for these animations!
[Chorus - 1/2]
{What the hell are you waiting forrrr?}
[Verse Two]
[sighs] Look what you made me do, look what I pulled for you
Knew if I paid my dues, how will they pay you
When you first come in the scene, they try to play you
Then you drop a couple of wins, look how they wave to you
From Sandy to Xarcabard air
To the only thing that matters is that Dino's there (yea)
As fate would have it, Aud's status appears
to be at an all-time high, perfect time to say lets try
When I come back like Myi, wearin the SH
It ain't to play games witchu
It's to aim for you, probably save you
If I owe you I'm calling the stone eyes green
I link, I take one for the team
And I need you to remember one thing (one thing)
I came, I saw, I conquered
From farming runs, to sold out attestations
So muh'fucker if you want in Encore
I need you to shout, 'til your fingas sore
[Interlude]
OWWWW! It's star time
This man is MADE! He's KILLIN all the mobs lurkin
Do y'all want more of the puller squad?
Well if y'all want more of the ninja man
Then I need y'all to help me, bring him back to stage
Say 'Dino, c'mon say it!
Di-no! Di-no! Are y'all out there? [crowd chants "Di-no! Di-no!"]
Are y'all out there? C'mon, louder!
Yeah, now see, he ain't no Jamal
They love you Jigga - they love you Jigga!
[Jay-Z]
I love the way of this one shell
It's so muh'fuckin soulful man!
(Whoaaaaaahhhh, whoahhhhhhhhhhhhh, whoahhhhhhhhhhhhh)
Yeah [crowd still chanting] okay
[Verse Three]
So this here is the victory lap
Now I'm dragoon, thats how you get me back
After a year of them pentas, here's one for you
And that's crit htis, and I'm only doin two
You wanna to gain attention new dudes
I can get you Glacier and Xarc too
You wanna be in the public, send your love then
And fuck it, I ain't buggin!
Jam did it to death, you gotta love it
Endgame companies told me he cut it
Now look at me, all star-studded
Player above par like I'm somethin
All cause the shit I uttered, was utterly ridiculous
How sick is this?
Tim want to sac, send Tara change, send Will some gold
Send Souj a grip, then we the shit
A little somethin like this, WOO!
{What the hell are you waiting forrrr?}
[piano plays out as crowd cheers loudly]
"Encore"
Thank you, thank you, thank you, you're far too kind
[Chorus]
Now can you hear me Encore, do you want more
Cookin raw with dynamis joy
So for one last time I need y'all to roar
Now what the hell are you waitin for
After me, there shall be no pulls
So for one last time, /assist your boys
[Verse One]
Who you know fresher than Aud? Riddle me that
The rest of y'all know where I'm lyrically at
Even Genk can't mirror me back
Yeah hearin me rap is like hearin Jamal in his prime
I'm, young Dino., FF's Grateful Dead
Holdin things down in game, now break bread
I'm in, Denali kecks, Rare Ex sets
Out of your range but the friends list still connect
On the low but the ferry got a triple deck
But when you Young, what the fuck you expect? Yep, yep
SC openin, grand closin
God damn your man AUd' cracked the can open again
Who you gon' find doper than him with no pen
just draw off benediction
Soon you gon' see you can't replace him
with cheap imitations for these animations!
[Chorus - 1/2]
{What the hell are you waiting forrrr?}
[Verse Two]
[sighs] Look what you made me do, look what I pulled for you
Knew if I paid my dues, how will they pay you
When you first come in the scene, they try to play you
Then you drop a couple of wins, look how they wave to you
From Sandy to Xarcabard air
To the only thing that matters is that Dino's there (yea)
As fate would have it, Aud's status appears
to be at an all-time high, perfect time to say lets try
When I come back like Myi, wearin the SH
It ain't to play games witchu
It's to aim for you, probably save you
If I owe you I'm calling the stone eyes green
I link, I take one for the team
And I need you to remember one thing (one thing)
I came, I saw, I conquered
From farming runs, to sold out attestations
So muh'fucker if you want in Encore
I need you to shout, 'til your fingas sore
[Interlude]
OWWWW! It's star time
This man is MADE! He's KILLIN all the mobs lurkin
Do y'all want more of the puller squad?
Well if y'all want more of the ninja man
Then I need y'all to help me, bring him back to stage
Say 'Dino, c'mon say it!
Di-no! Di-no! Are y'all out there? [crowd chants "Di-no! Di-no!"]
Are y'all out there? C'mon, louder!
Yeah, now see, he ain't no Jamal
They love you Jigga - they love you Jigga!
[Jay-Z]
I love the way of this one shell
It's so muh'fuckin soulful man!
(Whoaaaaaahhhh, whoahhhhhhhhhhhhh, whoahhhhhhhhhhhhh)
Yeah [crowd still chanting] okay
[Verse Three]
So this here is the victory lap
Now I'm dragoon, thats how you get me back
After a year of them pentas, here's one for you
And that's crit htis, and I'm only doin two
You wanna to gain attention new dudes
I can get you Glacier and Xarc too
You wanna be in the public, send your love then
And fuck it, I ain't buggin!
Jam did it to death, you gotta love it
Endgame companies told me he cut it
Now look at me, all star-studded
Player above par like I'm somethin
All cause the shit I uttered, was utterly ridiculous
How sick is this?
Tim want to sac, send Tara change, send Will some gold
Send Souj a grip, then we the shit
A little somethin like this, WOO!
{What the hell are you waiting forrrr?}
[piano plays out as crowd cheers loudly]
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After much consideration (2 minutes)
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Preparty and after party tickets to all shows.
Front row seats for all shows.
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Preparty and after party tickets to all shows.
Front row seats for all shows.
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Please reply for an application
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G'damn, slow down! (Hey, that's gives me another idea! Too bad I should be doing work this weekend. Oh Well.)
Here's the next one for you.
Quetzalcoatl Daily News
Parody of Chamillionaire 'The Morning News'
Conquest Rulers man
[QCNews Reporter]
Conflict broke out over-night between rival factions along the Ronfaure - Ghelshba border
Initial reports claim San d'Orian mercenary adventurers stormed a Beastmen stronghold,
Killing at least 49 Orcs and wounding 3 civilians, damage to the stronghold was said to be heavy
And the Mercenaries are said to have made it back to the capital safely
A masked unidentified man went on a killing spree last night, leaving gash wounds with a 12 inch steak knife...
[Verse]
Leave me alone!
MPK alert, victory!
Rann stays dropping that bombness, Leggomyeggo and Uzor stay arguing about nonsense
Would they kiss up to me as good as Audi if I had a linkshell full of hot chicks?
If hacking was a felony, then Zoolander would be a convict
Dump you in the same zone and let's see what you really do
They told me that I'd gain respect if I'd follow the no stealing rule
Almost sound like a good idea, until a theft happened to you
Dumb-stupid, or stupid-dumb, either one you don't have a clue
Job perfect for 3rd rate DD but knew Hellstorm wouldn't hear it through
Pandetech's an idiot; he's not the only one with an opinion fool
E-mail this to my friend list so the community can go read it too
You get on a RPG to get at me, then I'm gonna get on the forum to get at you
[Chorus]
Square Enix says to pay online taxes even just to learn that I pay for passes
This part time farming really ain't gonna last, so today's forecast is to kill more fast
Its the daily news, news news, let em hear the truth, truth, truth
Its the daily news, news news, let em know the truth, truth, truth
Its the daily news
In endgame areas balling, IGE kept calling
You ain't even trying pay for gil, RMT show up and you dodging
Bot players falling, bad players stalling, looks like Jyakotsu found another cause to get involved in
I can't hate to see a poor man, and I dont hate to see a poor SAM
Crawling into KS pickup cause there's plenty dough up in that - damn,
When you're black mage and you can't stun people say "You must be whack man!"
Maybe backline in your appearance but really blinder than Batman
Bastokan leaders are like slave masters and most of them don't even know it
Their Galkan workers are like slaves, work the mines but don't even own it
Your gil is right but reputation ain't, then the LS bank still won't loan it
If you're near the top and ain't paying to play then I hope you're enjoying your moments
[Chorus]
Endgame, Good Times, Craft Corner, scroll through it,
Type like a nursing rhyme; get a tune and blast to it,
Ain't speaking with a Purpose, I'mma call it crap music
Y'all got your man getting mad, my bad let's get back to it
Horrid flamers are still causing migraines, casuals still run that old jive
In the AH or the NPC stores, know a couple thousand won't get you by
Truth is a Kiskie vs. Lanien flame could never fly
But for that sexy pic I could get a thousand dollars up high
Even Jamal's in the spotlight, they like to make examples of people just like you
Get robbed and I bet they indict you, get banned and I bet they don't type you
Yea, if you don't learn to just shut up then the OG say you're not intelligent
And if you're not doing endgame, HA says your opinion is irrelevant
[Chorus]
The forum is crazy, every day I gotta wake up to this nonsense
Silly posters think I'm worried about an E-peen line
I show more purpose than your whole career at one time
Victory
Here's the next one for you.
Quetzalcoatl Daily News
Parody of Chamillionaire 'The Morning News'
Conquest Rulers man
[QCNews Reporter]
Conflict broke out over-night between rival factions along the Ronfaure - Ghelshba border
Initial reports claim San d'Orian mercenary adventurers stormed a Beastmen stronghold,
Killing at least 49 Orcs and wounding 3 civilians, damage to the stronghold was said to be heavy
And the Mercenaries are said to have made it back to the capital safely
A masked unidentified man went on a killing spree last night, leaving gash wounds with a 12 inch steak knife...
[Verse]
Leave me alone!
MPK alert, victory!
Rann stays dropping that bombness, Leggomyeggo and Uzor stay arguing about nonsense
Would they kiss up to me as good as Audi if I had a linkshell full of hot chicks?
If hacking was a felony, then Zoolander would be a convict
Dump you in the same zone and let's see what you really do
They told me that I'd gain respect if I'd follow the no stealing rule
Almost sound like a good idea, until a theft happened to you
Dumb-stupid, or stupid-dumb, either one you don't have a clue
Job perfect for 3rd rate DD but knew Hellstorm wouldn't hear it through
Pandetech's an idiot; he's not the only one with an opinion fool
E-mail this to my friend list so the community can go read it too
You get on a RPG to get at me, then I'm gonna get on the forum to get at you
[Chorus]
Square Enix says to pay online taxes even just to learn that I pay for passes
This part time farming really ain't gonna last, so today's forecast is to kill more fast
Its the daily news, news news, let em hear the truth, truth, truth
Its the daily news, news news, let em know the truth, truth, truth
Its the daily news
In endgame areas balling, IGE kept calling
You ain't even trying pay for gil, RMT show up and you dodging
Bot players falling, bad players stalling, looks like Jyakotsu found another cause to get involved in
I can't hate to see a poor man, and I dont hate to see a poor SAM
Crawling into KS pickup cause there's plenty dough up in that - damn,
When you're black mage and you can't stun people say "You must be whack man!"
Maybe backline in your appearance but really blinder than Batman
Bastokan leaders are like slave masters and most of them don't even know it
Their Galkan workers are like slaves, work the mines but don't even own it
Your gil is right but reputation ain't, then the LS bank still won't loan it
If you're near the top and ain't paying to play then I hope you're enjoying your moments
[Chorus]
Endgame, Good Times, Craft Corner, scroll through it,
Type like a nursing rhyme; get a tune and blast to it,
Ain't speaking with a Purpose, I'mma call it crap music
Y'all got your man getting mad, my bad let's get back to it
Horrid flamers are still causing migraines, casuals still run that old jive
In the AH or the NPC stores, know a couple thousand won't get you by
Truth is a Kiskie vs. Lanien flame could never fly
But for that sexy pic I could get a thousand dollars up high
Even Jamal's in the spotlight, they like to make examples of people just like you
Get robbed and I bet they indict you, get banned and I bet they don't type you
Yea, if you don't learn to just shut up then the OG say you're not intelligent
And if you're not doing endgame, HA says your opinion is irrelevant
[Chorus]
The forum is crazy, every day I gotta wake up to this nonsense
Silly posters think I'm worried about an E-peen line
I show more purpose than your whole career at one time
Victory
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