NSFW -- Rap Parodies involving the game and qcdn

[Temptations]

Hahaha, this made my day.

 

[Solan]

Tune of "Encore" by Jay-Z

Who you know fresher than Aud? Riddle me that
The rest of y'all know where I'm lyrically at
Even Genk can't mirror me back
Yeah hearin me rap is like hearin Jamal in his prime
I'm, young Dino., FF's Grateful Dead
Holdin things down in game, now break bread
I'm in, Denali kecks, Rare Ex sets
Out of your range but the friends list still connect
On the low but the ferry got a triple deck
But when you Young, what the fuck you expect? Yep, yep
SC openin, grand closin

Win

After much consideration (2 minutes)
Aud and I will be accepting Groupie applications. Groupie benefits include:
Preparty and after party tickets to all shows.
Front row seats for all shows.
*censored*

Please reply for an application

h34r:*applys*h34r:


And I think I'm going to try and make one of these... And if I fail I'll send in a request :wink:

 

[Solan]

Ok well here is mah song. Didn't put a lot of time into it but I think it's decent for a first try.

Copied Spartibus by Canibus

Monk-ibus

Yeah, This is Monk-ibus
Yo, yo, yo

You wanna spar wit us
Then let's get started 'cuz
Asuran thrusts turn you into cosmic dust
Besiege ya borders with Mamool Ja
Recompose your composition boost bursts
Time is breath; breath is life; life is light
Light chain is no less than a dragon kick to the dike
Beneath the hand-to-hand I'll attack you twice
Prepare to rig a sacrifice with my ritual rights
Reinforce my habitual kicks 'n Howling fists
Then diss the monk cause I'm sick o' the hype
No one's HP is ever whats in my sight
Even compare the Paladin type
Tell me yo how can I not be nice
The Elvaan semen of Trion frozen in a cryofreezer
On the AH for seven figures per milliliter
Lethally illegal; I speak to Vana'diel
In the form of an Taru with the martials
With formless strikes, like full-headed Ali's
With Temple garments neatly wrapped around armpits
With monasteries in the mountains
Cornettes have already sounded
You can't denounce my Temple crown bitch

Any Monks that agree with me just wave your arm
Now boost it up y'all, and Monks Chi-Blast the gods

This game is Final Fantasy X-I
Houndred Fists can't be counted
Before the BLM nukes the pest
Subtle Blow causes less TP effect
"Run the words through a decompressor, recompress the depth"
Howling fists is the most explosive next to best?
The inconsistency of the effect, makes it complex
Pay attention to 'bis my intention is this
Leave you spacially adrift suspended in the abyss
Final Fantasy XI owners, see my flag
Meripo don't want me no more
Wolfgangs the Jeunan general the ducal general
Swapin' in weapon skill set
I-IT, identification Incredibly Tough
This zones to high don't let 'em thru
He'll mock your martial style, one-inch you to the ground
Using the beat force of the destroyers
Fists travelin a fiber optic mile before you can smile
So don't ask me why, and don't ask how

Any Monks that agree with me just wave your arm
Now boost it up y'all, and Monks Chi-Blast the gods

Until I'm impressed with the haste
I can't stop til I'm the best
Once it blends I can stop right then
Quantum kicks mechanisms and technical shit
Confuses you but I don't think your any less of a puk
Just define what is DoT and what is a truck
I demonstrate how to effectively counter and duck
The answer is simple in fact
If the melee don't attack the mob
All we'd be is back at the crystal
No ability, no extra weapon skills
Silly amnesia can't stop a kill
They'll never be better than me
We''ll triple team 'em with a Combo severed to 3
And give 'em 9 enemies
Commin' back to the training grounds
Surrender and throw out the warps
The other parties in awe of the ultimate set
This is Monk-ibus power (echoes)

Any Monks that agree with me just wave your arm
Now boost it up y'all, and Monks Chi-Blast the gods

 

[Zephayra]

I would like a groupie application

 

[jamal]

I would like a groupie application

Congratulations, you're in. (Application is just to ensure you're female...male groupies get a different name)

 

[Audino]

I would like a groupie application

I like the way you sport that swimsuit. You'll fit in just fine!

(No Cid though)

 

[Temptations]

I think I want to submit an application too.

 

[jamal]

I think I want to submit an application too.

/accepted. Might need to edit the first post to include our official groupies!

 

[Zoolander]

Hahaha, these are pretty damn good, can't believe I'm just now reading em. And sweet, I'm even in a couple of em, I feel so honored. Keep up the good work

 

[jamal]

Hahaha, these are pretty damn good, can't believe I'm just now reading em. And sweet, I'm even in a couple of em, I feel so honored. Keep up the good work

We like to think of this as the hidden treasure of qcdn. Just like a woman, need to head south on the page to get to the treasure

Edit: Updates to expect in the near future will be a battle between aud and I. It will still be in parody form, but we've decided to go at eachother since no one else has done it yet. Should make for GOOD TIMES...maybe I'll post in there...

 

[Audino]

in the near future will be a battle between aud and I. It will still be in parody form, but we've decided to go at eachother since no one else has done it yet. Should make for GOOD TIMES...maybe I'll post in there...

Jamal's got something up his sleeve,
But as you all can see,
He's a joke lyrically,
Everyone just wait and see.

 

[jamal]

Jamal's got something up his sleeve,
But as you all can see,
He's a joke lyrically,
Everyone just wait and see.

Teaser for what is to come (lyrics subject to change in final):
Name that tune...

Ya'll know me still the same ol' G
But I been low key
Hated on by most these drg’s
Wit no skeels, no deals and no G's, no haubs and no keys
No berks, no weaponskills and no parties
Mad at me cause
I can finally afford to Dual weild without losing sleep
Got a party wit audino and it's all ready to smack
Adding this parse to the wall full of plaques

 

[jamal]

Not my best work, but tough when you're writing about someone you actually like lol...well maybe he'll get me back good and I'll actually get pissed, then it'll be easier to write. Anyways, here it is:

"Forgot About J"
(Dr. J feat. Jaminem)

[Dr J]
Ya'll know me still the same ol' G
But I been low key
Hated on by most these drg’s
Wit no skeels, no deals and no G's, no haubs and no keys
No berks, no weaponskills and no parties
Mad at me cause
I can finally afford to Dual weild without losing sleep
Got a party wit audino and it's all ready to smack
Adding this parse to the wall full of plaques
Hangin up in Whitegate in front of my moghouse like a trophy
But ya'll think I'm gonna let my berk freeze
Aud Please
You better bow down on both knees
Who you think taught you to smoke lizzies
Who you think brought you the CP's
EXP’s, Merit P’s twas me the J D O double G's
And a group that said muthafuck the post police
Gave you a suggestion on your war to be
To bump when staticin wit your hood
And when your dmg rating wasn't doin too good
Who's the doc that they told you to go see
Ya'll better listen up closely
All you jiggas that said that I’d get out-dmg by PUP
Or the SAM flop
ya'll are the reason J ain't been getting no sleep
So fuck ya'll all of ya'll
If ya'll don't like me blow me
Ya'll are gonna keep fuckin around wit me?
Well I’ll just dis on the A-tranny

[chorus x2 - Jaminem]

Nowadays Audino wanna talk like he got something to say
But nothin comes out when he types his chips
Just a buncha gibberish
And muthafuckas act like they forgot about J

[Jaminem]
So what do you say when you got hate
Or to someone wit a polearm that starts with Gae?
Wanna resolve things in a better way
Just study any tape of a parse wit J.
One day I was walkin by
Wit my Ridill on
When I caught a guy givin me an awkward eye
And he had an AJ on, twas A-tranny.
I don't give a fuck if it's Encore’s leada or not
I'm shoutin out to girls like Temp
Even if I'm drunk as fuck
Your dmg like a humungous Galka RNG wit a 2k barrage
Hoppin out wit a broken mob, but they walkin it off
Fuck him too, gotta DoT the mob
I'ma clean up yo mess and 2 other mobs
And when Aud came through
Me and Enny stood next to a KO’d Mamool
Wit a Minuet on with my swords swingin cuz I’m cool
And still we wish you’d found out
Cuz From here on out gonna outparse you till June
From today and tomorrow I’m the new Doumoon.
And I'm still loco enough
To Savage blade twice as hard as a BLU
[Record scratch]
A-tranny, swinging that Gae baby,
Hidin in a Chocobo hut wit the windows up
Cuz you crit in the mid 80's
You Callin mithra ladies
Sorry Aud but you think that, You crazy
There’s no way that you can be saved by me
It's ok go with him Helly (da Da?)

[chorus x2]

[Dr J]
If it was up to me
You wanna-be DD would stop comin up to me
Wit your hands out lookin up to me
Like you want admin for free
When my last flame was out you wasn't bumpin me
But now that you got this little dynamis thingie
Everybody wanna come to me like it was some disease
But you won't get a party with me
Cause I'm from the streets of Sandy. (Sandy)
I told em all
All them little nublets
Who’s advice helped mold 'em all
Now you wanna run around and talk about weapons
Like I ain't got none
What you think I sold 'em all?
Cause I stay well off
Now all I get is rate downs all day sayin J fell off
What cause I been in discussion wit a pen and a pad
Tryna get the damn joyeuse trend off
I ain't havin that
This is the millenium of Dual-weild gnat
It ain't gonna be nothin after that
So give me one more parse win then fuck merits
You can have it back
So where's all the mad Dino supporters at
It's like a jungle in this habitat
But all you savage cats
Knew that I was strapped wit raps
When you were cuddled wit this dino lookin for anotha DRG patch

[Chorus x3]

 

[Neisan]

Still working on this when I should be working >.>



We Taking Over
(Parody of 'We Takin' Over' by DJ Khalid feat. T.I., Rick Ross, Fat Joe, Akon, Birdman, and Li'l Wayne)




We the best
We taking over
Listennn!


Aye, aye
Started in Saruta, then I spread out with it
Tahrongi Canyon, Meriphataud, Rolanberry
On to Pashow Marshlands, Batallia and Delkfutt's Tower
From down in Valkraum where it warm in the winter
On up to Beaucidine where it snows in the winter
Konchstat, Selbina, Mhaura holla at me
Me in Taru town, WindWalls, Groveberry daddy
I'm the man out in Giddeus, better talk valid
Kept me out in Bubu with my eyes open barely
Running and healing, going down in it
Drop through the hole, down three then switch it
Ferry wait dock, make it hot for the snitches
Head out east, mess your head up wit' it
Anything you hear that I said, I meant it
Naja got the crown then sped off it wit' it
Say you need coins, I said I'd get it


If you want to, we can supply you
Got enough quests, to feed the whole town
They won't kill you, unless you try to
Come around and try to stomp on our grounds
'Cause we taking over, one region at a time
Said we taking over, one region at a time
Said we taking over, one region at a time
Said we taking over, one region at a time


4 Kings, Warlords
We rich, yeah


Listennn!


Boss, is what I does
I get gil every day, every day I does
That ship, it's how I ride
Pirates on the left, get too close and hide
You better, move! Aye County of Sandy
Get cut up like Rao, that's on my neck
I'm Big like Kura
Damn it, I'm for it
Dammit we did it, Mayor of my city
Please no stylist, fuck it, I'm too pretty
The players can get mushpot, stupid, I'm silly
Fountains that run, running like water
Mami so hot, damn it, she gorgeous
Mami on fire, you better be cautious
Might get feathered on the perch of your fortress
Now they see that you know I'm from Win city
I run in 'cause your loss is about shit


'Cause we taking over, one region at a time
Said we taking over, one region at a time

Said we taking over, one region at a time
Said we taking over, one region at a time


Listennn!


Brrrat, when you see that, better duck
like the imp gotta ease past, playa what
Shit, I don't give fuck, I run these streets
Y'all fight that sheep, I want that beef
I'ma tell you like a G told me
They'll come back quick if a gimp D/C
Gil rules everything around me
I'm on the way, brb
You could see me in that Airship Seat
Comin' down Port, runnin' on E's
Feeling like BLU, All Eyes On Me
Fresh Artifact and I'm blowin' past these...
Playa please, I spit smack every verse and key
Some say for him, some say for ME
Five years down and I'm finally free, crack!


If you want to, we can supply you
Got enough quests, to feed the whole town
They won't kill you, unless you try to
Come around and try to stomp on our grounds
'Cause we taking over, one region at a time
Said we taking over, one region at a time
Said we taking over, one region at a time
Said we taking over, one region at a time


Listennn!


Birdmen Priest said "I'm number one"
Xicu came at me wrong so we got them done
Punting the Taru, I'ma give him some
Ran that line, he didn't run
Watersday had a whole hall singing a song
"Why'd they have to send my baby home?"
Paying back haters, that paper long
Been a lord in the game now my apprentice on the throne


I lead the beast
Feed me monsters or feed me beasts
I'm untamed, I need a leash
I'm unfed, I need a feast
I love exp, I don't need to think
Why complain on easy streets?
I don't even talk, I let the NPC speak
and, I like my events easter pink
And my hands special bar but the necklace is cooler
I have more jewels than the city jeweler
Look, and I will chop your medulla
That's a stab wound, it is not a tumor
'He said, She said' - stop your rumors
I stay in the fight like blood hounds - or sooner
Now just r-r-rock with Junior
I am the little big Chebukki, ya'dig


'Cause we taking over, one region at a time

 

[Audino]

Alright, Jam.

"Every Day" to the tune of "Renegade" by Jay-Z and Eminem.

[Aud-Z]
Motherfucker -
say that I'm foolish I only talk about dragooNIN,
Did you even read my post or did you just skim through it?
See I'm influenced by the linkshell you ruined
That same dude you gave nothin', I'll give ya somethin'
what I do when you losin
I give you the news - with a twist it's just my DRG point-of-view
Your enemy; you been afraid
Seen your choir section, seen you kneeled down and touching Hellstorm's
erection, and you think these bombs,
Got named mention, from botched weapon skillz, 2-handed is over
Your chick's knocked up cause she wasn't watched over
Knocked up by some yup when TheFlock knocked
No he's not around - wash that berk down fer ya, worn for town
I bring it through the whitegate without laggin 'round
hidin down duckin moans from frustrated WARs stuck in new ways
Just read a POL post, fucked up my day
How you rate parses when noobs with nothin relate to it?
I help them see they way through it - not you
Can't step in my brais, can't walk in my boots
Bet everything you worth; you lose your Jug and your loot

[Willinem]
Since I'm in a position to talk about Jam and you'll listen
I ain't no moderator, but I'll kick it with 'em a minute
Cause see they call him a menace; if the shoe fits he'll wear it
But if he don't, then its a temp ban, and you'll just bear it
Now who's the king of these rude ludicrous lucrative lyrics?
"Jamal Vanquisher" my title, put the boards in hysterics
Usin' his bullshit to sell it, sharin his views and his merits
But there's a huge interference - they're sayin she didn't mean it
Maybe it's Wenny he hated, maybe it's him being a baby
Maybe he needs to log off and find himself a lady
But he's debated disputed hated and viewed on QCDN
as a fuckin curmudgeon - like you didn't just judge him?
Now now, that's when you start to stare at who's in the thickets
and see yourself as the man again, camp where you pick it
And I got nothin' to do but make you look stupid as Sivi
You fuckin flame-baiter! - too bad you couldn't cry for a living!
(Ha ha!) And do you have any clue what Aud had to do to get Assail? I don't
think you do so stay tuned and keep your eyes glued to the thread here
Cause here we go - he's {*Jigga joint Jigga-chk-Jigga*}
And I'm the superior, Mr. Kiss-My-Ass it's just that

[Chorus: Willinem + Aud-Z]
(Pretending to be Jamal)
[W] EVERY DAY! Never been afraid to say
what makes me look dumb, any given time I play
Cause I fap EVERYDAY! Never been afraid to talk
about anything (ANYTHING) anything (ANYTHING), EVERY DAY!
[A] Never been afraid to say
what makes me look dumb, any given time I play
Cause I fap {EVERYDAY} Never been afraid to shut up
about anything {anything?} Anything {ANYTHING!}

[Aud-Z]
Jam's got no muscle, my back to the wall, crackin knuckles
Pockets filled with a lot of gil, not a cent
Gotta vent, lot of money lost NQ staves, no gil for rent
Whatchu hollerin'? Not what you meant?, bring dollars in
By the AH, iron under yo coat?, losin paper?
N.Head wrappin your waves up, pockets full of hope
Do not step to me - I own you, you rock juggy, often
your ridill in offhand, turban on yo dome
Someday you might be full grown; 'specially on nights
you bring somethin home to quiet all the critical moans.
Getting meaner - you're just an e-peener
My first few jabs didn't mean much, only raisin brows up
Raisin' my fingers to critics; raisin' my lance to the sky,
Yeah I did it - seven-five before I die (dragoon!)
No lie, just know I chose my own fate
Only your paid groupies say "Jam, you so great!"

[Willinem]
See I'm a poet to some, even to this sorry excuse here,
Jamal Jam the King of these crying, gay sluts here
To shatter the picture in which of that as they paint Jam,
as a monger of hate and vicious a warrior-berked baked ham.
But that ain't the case, see it's a matter of choice
It don't take skill to go, sit afk 3 hours for a window
Or is he just better - a gateway to distaste?
FF scapegoat, the kind that says "XP is a race"
See it's easy as cake, thing that really gets me
You're crying "Wahh, the whole world's against me."
Go to war with the TheFlock, take to battle with the JPs,
its no wonder - do you think you can pay attention longer
You're a motherfuckin spiteful, DELIGHTFUL eyeful
The new low IQ - motherfuckers will not like you
What do you do? (huh?) You just utter while I'm
makin this butter off these bloodsuckers, cause we all know that

[W] EVERY DAY! Never been afraid to say
what makes me look dumb, any given time I play
Cause I fap EVERYDAY! Never been afraid to talk
about anything (ANYTHING) anything (ANYTHING), EVERY DAY!
[A] Never been afraid to say
what makes me look dumb, any given time I play
Cause I fap {EVERYDAY} Never been afraid to shut up
about anything {anything?} Anything {ANYTHING!}

Fades out...

[sample singing]
"Woke up this mornin', you got yourself /anon, you got yourself /anon"..


Yo I'm hidin' my shit in these macro lines
so I got mine, I hope you ("got yourself a /anon")
I really should, I hope you ("got yourself a /anon"
you want beef I hope ya ("got yourself a /anon")
And when I saw Jam with /35 dragoon then
he tried to front, hope ya ("got yourself /anon")
You for real?, hope ya ("got yourself /anon")

Out.

 

[jamal]

Alright, Jam.

"Every Day" to the tune of "Renegade" by Jay-Z and Eminem.
[Willinem]
Since I'm in a position to talk about Jam and you'll listen
I ain't no moderator, but I'll kick it with 'em a minute
Cause see they call him a menace; if the shoe fits he'll wear it
But if he don't, then its a temp ban, and you'll just bear it
Now who's the king of these rude ludicrous lucrative lyrics?
"Jamal Vanquisher" my title, put the boards in hysterics
Usin' his bullshit to sell it, sharin his views and his merits
But there's a huge interference - they're sayin she didn't mean it
Maybe it's Wenny he hated, maybe it's him being a baby
Maybe he needs to log off and find himself a lady
But he's debated disputed hated and viewed on QCDN
as a fuckin curmudgeon - like you didn't just judge him?
Now now, that's when you start to stare at who's in the thickets
and see yourself as the man again, camp where you pick it
And I got nothin' to do but make you look stupid as Sivi
You fuckin flame-baiter! - too bad you couldn't cry for a living!
(Ha ha!) And do you have any clue what I had to do to get Assail? I don't
think you do so stay tuned and keep your eyes glued to the thread here
Cause here we go - he's {*Jigga joint Jigga-chk-Jigga*}
And I'm the superior, Mr. Kiss-My-Ass it's just that

Go back to your moghouse if you can't have the right people dis me at the right times buddddddddddddddddy

 

[Audino]

Go back to your moghouse if you can't have the right people dis me at the right times buddddddddddddddddy

No idea what you're talking about!

 

[jamal]

No idea what you're talking about!

Now if you could only edit my posts, then Aud you'd be set.
Leave the arguin to the experts and go tend to your pet.
That kitty is waiting for you holding her cute bowl.
While you're petting your cat I'll still be here pwning your soul

 

[Audino]

Now if you could only edit my posts, then Aud you'd be set.
Leave the arguin to the experts and go tend to your pet.
That kitty is waiting for you holding her cute bowl.
While you're petting your cat I'll still be here pwning your soul

Own? You can't even own barone,
You wanna ask 'Dino for a loan?
Lady might be a rat, one with wings,
But don't hate cause I got a Divisor Ring.

 

[jamal]

Own? You can't even own barone,
You wanna ask 'Dino for a loan?
Lady might be a rat, one with wings,
But don't hate cause I got a Divisor Ring.

Why would I want armor that rides close to Dragoon dick
I thought you were weird before but now I know you're fucking sick
Talk about your jewelry more, goes along with your kitty.
Jewelry plus kitty equals wantin it in the shitty