NSFW -- Rap Parodies involving the game and qcdn

[jamal]

I don't think it should be over until Vanilla Ice is put into the mix...

Since you asked for it...thought about doing this one earlier, but didn't because of racial undertones. But now we're on the flameboard where people can ask other's to die with no repercussion, word to yo motha:

GIllsella Rice – Rice Rice Baby
Yo Xxc, let's kick it

Rice Rice baby (x2)
All right stop Voke mobs great and listen
Rice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of KA tightly
Bot don’t neva stop daily n nightly
Will it ever stop yo, the answa’s no
Turn off the lights, my bot still flow
To the extreme I Bot that mob like a vandal
Light up 1 Kuftal crab like wax, burns like a candle
NINs with Opitcals Blms make booms
Playin 24/7 kills your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I 13-box blms like a melody
Anything less than that on KA, felony
Bot it or leave it, if big B’s HQ, better run away
Cuz the Metoer’s comin, that kid don’t play
If my hack has a problem yo I'll solve it
Level 43 no subjob, exp in full ally will resolve it

CHORUS
Rice Rice baby Gilsella (x4)

Now that Mee Deggi is jumpin
With 100 fists kicked in and Optical hats are pumpin'
I buy rice with the money I make no fakin
Tastes so much betta than a pound of bacon
Bottin mobs if you ain't quick and nimble
I go crazy when I see the GMs symbol
Who else plays like us? Lets see, Teppo
Makin mobs die, controlling 14 playa’s solo
Shoutin, to sell V-belt, hell
With my chat unfiltered so I can see darth’s tell
Shit shift change, stop my bot to say hi
Did you stop no, I just walked by
Next day pursuing mobs with good gil drops
I got some o.kote’s now I'm heading to the next block
The mob was dead
Yo so I continued to A1A Shrine of Ru’Avitua
Mob drops were hot droppin more than Osode’s
Sellin for 2.5 mil cuz that gets me more rice beans
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Stay at KA? Why the Gilsellas there with nine
Non-bot claimin fo the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they can’t outclaim my .dat files
GM /tells ran out like a bell
I grabbed my nine playa’s fleehacked outa hell
My boss threw me to the concrete fast
“How ya gonna let the GM catch yo ass?”
I told him the zone was totally packed
I'm trying to get the mob before the clean boys jack
“Gm’s on the scene you know what I mean?”
But they passed me up, confronted Grays and his fiends
If my hack has a problem yo I'll solve it
Level 43 no subjob, exp in full ally will resolve it

REPEAT CHORUS

Take heed 'cause when I use /say I’ma poet
Phrases like “Are want you belt trade?” Yea you know it
My /tells so great they make a base sound
“Osssde need you /tell?” makes holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible /tells that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concept
We take our grammer from hells, step with this
He makes posts that fade, slice like my ninja
Posts cut like a razor blade so cluttered peeps say damn
But if gil was a drug I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when GM’s come through
Magnetized by the mob while I start my juice
If my hack has a problem yo I'll solve it
Level 43 no subjob, exp in full ally will resolve it

Rice rice baby gilsella
rice rice baby (oh-oh) gilsella
Rice rice baby gilsella
Rice rice baby gilsella rice
Yo man let's get out of here
Word to your mother
Rice rice baby too cold
Rice rice baby too cold too cold (x2) (take it back!)
Rice rice baby

 

[exodusamphi]

Since you asked for it...thought about doing this one earlier, but didn't because of racial undertones. But now we're on the flameboard where people can ask other's to die with no repercussion, word to yo motha:

GIllsella Rice – Rice Rice Baby
Yo Xxc, let's kick it

Rice Rice baby (x2)
All right stop Voke mobs great and listen
Rice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of KA tightly
Bot don’t neva stop daily n nightly
Will it ever stop yo, the answa’s no
Turn off the lights, my bot still flow
To the extreme I Bot that mob like a vandal
Light up 1 Kuftal crab like wax, burns like a candle
NINs with Opitcals Blms make booms
Playin 24/7 kills your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I 13-box blms like a melody
Anything less than that on KA, felony
Bot it or leave it, if big B’s HQ, better run away
Cuz the Metoer’s comin, that kid don’t play
If my hack has a problem yo I'll solve it
Level 43 no subjob, exp in full ally will resolve it

CHORUS
Rice Rice baby Gilsella (x4)

Now that Mee Deggi is jumpin
With 100 fists kicked in and Optical hats are pumpin'
I buy rice with the money I make no fakin
Tastes so much betta than a pound of bacon
Bottin mobs if you ain't quick and nimble
I go crazy when I see the GMs symbol
Who else plays like us? Lets see, Teppo
Makin mobs die, controlling 14 playa’s solo
Shoutin, to sell V-belt, hell
With my chat unfiltered so I can see darth’s tell
Shit shift change, stop my bot to say hi
Did you stop no, I just walked by
Next day pursuing mobs with good gil drops
I got some o.kote’s now I'm heading to the next block
The mob was dead
Yo so I continued to A1A Shrine of Ru’Avitua
Mob drops were hot droppin more than Osode’s
Sellin for 2.5 mil cuz that gets me more rice beans
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Stay at KA? Why the Gilsellas there with nine
Non-bot claimin fo the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they can’t outclaim my .dat files
GM /tells ran out like a bell
I grabbed my nine playa’s fleehacked outa hell
My boss threw me to the concrete fast
“How ya gonna let the GM catch yo ass?”
I told him the zone was totally packed
I'm trying to get the mob before the clean boys jack
“Gm’s on the scene you know what I mean?”
But they passed me up, confronted Grays and his fiends
If my hack has a problem yo I'll solve it
Level 43 no subjob, exp in full ally will resolve it

REPEAT CHORUS

Take heed 'cause when I use /say I’ma poet
Phrases like “Are want you belt trade?” Yea you know it
My /tells so great they make a base sound
“Osssde need you /tell?” makes holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible /tells that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concept
We take our grammer from hells, step with this
He makes posts that fade, slice like my ninja
Posts cut like a razor blade so cluttered peeps say damn
But if gil was a drug I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when GM’s come through
Magnetized by the mob while I start my juice
If my hack has a problem yo I'll solve it
Level 43 no subjob, exp in full ally will resolve it

Rice rice baby gilsella
rice rice baby (oh-oh) gilsella
Rice rice baby gilsella
Rice rice baby gilsella rice
Yo man let's get out of here
Word to your mother
Rice rice baby too cold
Rice rice baby too cold too cold (x2) (take it back!)
Rice rice baby

Nice J-Dogg, nice

 

[XGrayswanderX]

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Grayswander please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Grayswander please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a Paladin before
Jaws all on the floor like Jorm, like Tiamat just burst in the door
and started whoopin some ass worse than they did before
they first were uncamped, /tossin’ her over Aburations (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just ninja-lot what I think he did, did he?"
And Professor Cid said... nothing you man-whores!
Ms. Vrta’s dead, she's locked in my Storage! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love that Grays guy
[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
"Grayswander, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of merits up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your Moogles bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tarutaru to hump a dead dude.
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what /kneeling on someone is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit lvl 40
Weve got the Discovery Channel don't we?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut Mithras open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that two Gay Galkas can't elope
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your Opaline, the chorus and it goes

[Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)]

'Cause I'm Grayswander, yes I'm the real Swander
All you other Grayswanders, go ahead and wander
So won't the real Grayswander please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

[Eminem]
Yo Jamal don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about an Ebody?
Half of you noobs can't even 2on1me, let alone Ballista1v1 me
"But Gray, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Salvage Gears?
Shit, Chasym and Makelith better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Calais and Cyronae, the worst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on b-list on POL
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Aloo, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Grayswander VD [AHHH!]
I'm sick of your little Social LSs, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your Renta’room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the Linkpearl and spit it
and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you Paladin out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these Events like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the Upper Jeuno flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this Auction House Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Grayswander lurkin
He could be workin at Batallia Downs, Bazzaring’ Crowns
[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Grayswander stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

[Chorus 4X]

[Eminem]
Ha ha
Guess there's a Grayswander in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up

 

[Arctyrael]

Nice one gray

 

[Makelith]

It was a good song. My only critique of it is that a pretty large portion of the song was still in the original words. Also, why me? Did my name just fit the rhyme scheme?

 

[XGrayswanderX]

Yeah, a Lot of it i left as is, Because altering the lyrcis would have made the song worse rather than better. eminnem has mad flow. I just put in enough material to make it original.

And I had you and Chasym, Makelith, because ur both Emo drks^^ It seemed fitting.

 

[Makelith]

Good enough reasons for me. Two thumbs up.

 

[XGrayswanderX]

Good enough reasons for me. Two thumbs up.

Dammit I almost want to edit it now, I thought of some pretty funny additions.

Good thing I cant on this board, or I would.

 

[Solan]

I edited my Monk-ibus song like 10 times after posting it cause it was still in FW lol ^^;

 

[jender]

LOL Jamal - my socks were literally rocked right off. <3 /bow

 

[XGrayswanderX]

LOL Jamal - my socks were literally rocked right off. <3 /bow

-Socks? I'll show you who Socks.

Kettle meet pot, both are black, here wound, have some salt

The Tale Continues. . . So the final piece of the "Parody Puzzle" falls into place.

Tec ---
[ Why hasn't Jamal quit yet?
Such a drag to see his name around the webz.
Always bitchin' about who hacks and stuff.
I was in his shell and he knew I hacked.
Pulled that Faf that gave Johnnyb his n. head. Hah! ]

Now, this may be new news to some of you reading this, but me? I was around and remember very distinctly, long ago, Tec telling me about his Notorious Bot Claims in Jamals LS Element, both While Present and while AFK. (Insert Lol.) And yes, Jamal did do the right thing in the End And kicked Tec's sorry ass out of Element.

However; I know very well that not only was Jamals’ LS claiming with bots, but both Kabrina, Johnnyb, "AND" Jamoogle’ were aware Tec was doing it. They just kept it Hush hush for about a month or more.

Did I fail to mention that before? No, I just didn't mention it until now. But since Tec has Laid it right down on the Table for us, why not fill in some details?


And Since our Lyrical Elvaan rapper enjoys poems, A.K.A. Modern day Rap Poetry so very, very much;

Here is the last one I'll leave you with Jamal. Think it Over Good'N'Hard.

Title:
-Limerick for a Nit Picking Dick-

There once was a Taru named Tec
To Jam’ was a pain in the neck
In Jams LS a bot
And as Leader forgot
Allowing hacks was still a Wreck.


You see, Maybe there is a little Grayswander in both of us after-all. And this is just a Classic Case of you Jamal, pointing at me, when your darkest fear is to be discovered yourself. But who's dirtier now, Jamal?

I dont see any Ridills in my Inventory, “OR” N. Heads! You think you could <Help me out!> with that sometime? <Yes, Please.>

So--- without further argument, I will close my case of this Thread that started in Fan Works and then Came down in Flames~

(And yes, I’m definitely a FFXI Fan)

Think this one Over “Good’N’Hard” too, before you Fall Jamal (It’s for you!) That’s All~ <Good Night!>

Myrrh---
[ Qcdn, the untold story. When hackers turn on each other. ]

 

[Neisan]

I was finished. I was going to put one last one out for friends here and gone, pack my bags and walk into the sunset of retirement next to Fiddy.

Round 2 is on now.

 

[Excim]

I had to read Greyswanders post twice... just to be sure he wasn't talking about Jamal and him raping a girl. ("Who's dirtier now??")


Nope, it's just another story about botting. Although I'm certain it will be an interesting read, I gotta say this crap is getting pretty damn common.

 

[XGrayswanderX]

I had to read Greyswanders post twice... just to be sure he wasn't talking about Jamal and him raping a girl. ("Who's dirtier now??")


Nope, it's just another story about botting. Although I'm certain it will be an interesting read, I gotta say this crap is getting pretty damn common.

Aren't you clever.

 

[Excim]

Aren't you clever.

I have my moments. My point was, that every other thread on this board is a witch hunt for botters... a "he said, she said" kinda thing. Your post, albeit well written and dramatic, is the same old story. You even said Jamal did the right thing and kicked the guy.


Do you still play FFXI, by any chance?

 

[XGrayswanderX]

I have my moments. My point was, that every other thread on this board is a witch hunt for botters... a "he said, she said" kinda thing. Your post, albeit well written and dramatic, is the same old story. You even said Jamal did the right thing and kicked the guy.


Do you still play FFXI, by any chance?

Yeah, I made a point to give Jamal due credit for the "one" thing he did right. and heck Yeah I still play FFXI.

My main point was that Jamal has benefitted more from hacks in his own LS that I ever did. Yet he's been trolling me for ages.

Do you know how long Ive had to put up with ppl who dont know me labeling me a hacker for stupid stories just like Jamoogles fairie tale? It's a wonder Im still even as nice as I am.

This passage was to prove he's a Hypocrite. And I think Ive done a pretty swell job of doing that now.

 

[Excim]

Yeah, I made a point to give Jamal due credit for the "one" thing he did right. and heck Yeah I still play FFXI.

My main point was that Jamal has benefitted more from hacks in his own LS that I ever did. Yet he's been trolling me for ages.

Do you know how long Ive had to put up with ppl who dont know me labeling me a hacker for stupid stories just like Jamoogles fairie tale? It's a wonder Im still even as nice as I am.

This passage was to prove he's a Hypocrite. And I think Ive done a pretty swell job of doing that now.

Well, save from hearing Jamals side of it, I'd say you stated your case pretty well. I was worried this was going to be another case of a player quitting/leaving, and trying to take down a bunch of people with them for laughs.


The stuff in bold I think will be especially interesting, not because of the whole botting issue, but because it does make him look like a real hypocrite if its true.

 

[Excim]

And I think this may deserve a new thread, too. Or maybe people will ignore it, and this will die. We shall see.

 

[Courtney]

Do you know how long Ive had to put up with ppl who dont know me labeling me a hacker for stupid stories just like Jamoogles fairie tale? It's a wonder Im still even as nice as I am.
.

Well there were also your own posts in your linkshells restricted botting forum...

 

[XGrayswanderX]

Well there were also your own posts in your linkshells restricted botting forum...

Yeah, Chasym slapped all of those completely out of context though.

Sure I joked around with people on Vent and in the forum, but I never did anything nor ever intended to.