NSFW -- Rap Parodies involving the game and qcdn

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There is also a disclaimer (that was ignored by many) to not take shit seriously, they were only joking and making fun. Yes, at some point they did get serious and yes, at a few points things got ugly. There are diamonds in the rough, but before you go in guns-a-blazing, you should probably look through the entire thing first.
We all need to brush it off, start over.

This was made for fun it wasn't even supposed to be a "Flame" per say.
 
Well, that was dumb. I dont know what happened to my quote, but you get what i mean.
 
We all need to brush it off, start over.

This was made for fun it wasn't even supposed to be a "Flame" per say.

Rofl. (letters)
 
If you don't have X's in your name, you're obviously not cool.

I know you from somewhere lol, you name rings a bell

/derail off
 
Ding ding ding d-di-ding, di- ding ding ding d-di-ding....

Ice Ice I-sO, Ice Ice I-sO

<All right!> <stop!>, <Gather together> <please listen>
Iso’s <back>with a brand new position
Morwen, grabs a hold of me tightly
Astral flow as we spoon, daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo - <I don't know>
Turn off the lights and I'll go
To the extreme I <rock>a tea <leaf> like a vandal
<Light>up a 'J' and wax her rump with a candle.

<Dance>, tongue lash her <flower> that blooms
We’re playing those games in a Nibiru costume
Freaky, when I say she cant handle me
<Anything> less than a breast aint a felony
Love it or <leave> it, You better par~tay
You better hit eagle eye, this Kitteh don't play
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
</Check> out <Mamook> while my moogle revolves it

Ice Ice I-sO Meow, Ice Ice I-sO Meow
Ice Ice I-sO Meow, Ice Ice I-sO Meow

Now that our <party> is humpin
With they face kicked in, young noobs are runnin
<Flee> to the point, to the point no fake dc’n
Morwens in the kitchen cooking muh bacon
<Burn>ing them if they're not quick and crispy
I go crazy when I hear a friskies
can, a blm hat with a paladin macro
Original pallete, “Sorry. I want to play solo”
Rollin' in my Cho co
With my linkshell down so my hair can show
Sactowngirlies on standby, Waving just to say Hi
Did you stop? Naw - I just backslash Z by
Kept on warping to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the Tav block
That place was dead

Yo - so I continued to A01 Riverne Site Avenue
Girls were hot wearing less than lvl 40’s
Roc like birds and hyppogryphs couldn’t see me
Jealous 'cause I'm out forgetting time
Stay in the shade so the pyrodrakes don’t mind
Posting for the chumps on the flame wall
Faggots acting ill because they're so full of Jamal
Flame baits ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my rhymes - All I heard was Hells
Failing, on a continuous basis,
Jyakotsu, always know where his face is
Nose deep in the ass of anyones flame
Had to drop antares away before the grayswander hack
Perseverance on the scene, You know what I mean
They botted up, concealing all they machines
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
</Check> out <Mamook> while my moogle revolves it

Ice Ice Ice-O Me-ow, Ice Ice Ice-O Me-ow
Ice Ice Ice-O Me-ow, Ice Ice Ice-O Me-ow

Take weed, 'cause I'm a satirical poet
Mods on the scene just in case you didn't know it
Archtown, first created this flame go round
Enough to make Aud and J-dawg stomp hoes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a copy pasted trill
Figments rhymes bring you vision to ridill
Conducted and busted, This is a tad repugnant
Some make it live, uncreatives wanna fuck with it
Miau plays on the game, blinks like a ninja
Punch like a vorpal blade so fast, Other DDs say, "damn"
If my rhyme was a drug, I'd trademark the brand
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Pregnatized by 2012 while I licks her juice
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
</Check> out <Mamook> while my moogle revolves it

Ice Ice I-sO Me-ow, Ice Ice I-sO Me-ow
Ice Ice I-sO Me-ow, Ice Ice I-sO Me-ow

Yo Mor - Let's get out of here! Word to Altana!

Ice Ice I-sO Me-ow, Ice Ice I-sO Me-ow Me-ow
Ice Ice I-sO Me-ow Me-ow, Ice Ice I-sO Me-ow Me-ow
 
ITT: Isomiau belts out a classic
 
Now, far be it from me to jump to conclusions, but I'm going to go right ahead and assume you just hopped in the thread because it was popular and active and didn't actually go back and read from page 1. Amirite?

Like Rappa said, there is another more polite parody thread in the Fan Works section if this isn't fluffy-bunny enough for you.

To answer your first question no, you're not right. I was asked to check something out which I did and continued reading from that point on.

I'm sorry I didn't take the time to read the entire thread, just don't have that kind of time :)

I was asking a question based on my observations thus far, which I can do no?

Anyway, perhaps I will check out this "fluffy-bunny" shit, though, I merely am stating the obvious... this is getting tired, all the bickering and whining.
 
See I had a bad feeling when you started singing last night, but I wasn't sure how bad.

Now, I know.

Lol, you're a fool Iso :P
I'm not having your babies!
 
-Hey Rappa

Yeah, I did pull that Card.

Jamal Posts this as a Disclaimer for his Thread in the very begging of the Thread; Yet still gets personally offended when anyone posts something negative about him.

For those that think this may be entertaining, read on.

ONCE AGAIN THIS IS NOT TO BE TAKEN PERSONALLY BY ANY REFERENCES MADE.






ONCE AGAIN THIS IS NOT TO BE TAKEN PERSONALLY BY ANY REFERENCES MADE.






ONCE AGAIN THIS IS NOT TO BE TAKEN PERSONALLY BY ANY REFERENCES MADE.


For those of you still reading, the reply to this will be the first, hope you enjoy it as much as we did writing:

-So, how are "we" the Hypocrites again... ?

Not being able to take criticism is a sign of immaturity, especially if the person offended is the one who initiated the dispute in the first place.

You invited me into this Thread the moment you made up that rap about me Jamal. If it was all for fun, then I'd say I had a pretty good time writing them. And, I don't pretend to be a rapper either. The rap I listen to is basic, I listen to alternative and rock more than anything.
Not that you care, or that it matters what my music preference is.

Any idiot can rhyme words, but the best Lyrics have substance to them.

Your thread had the Right Disclaimer Jamal. But when people "do" get offended and start Flame-Baiting instead of just discussing, it fjust allows room for idiotic commentary.

In all Fair-ness, you've shat on enough threads about me over the years........and....... Have I shat on any of your threads......... besides this one? I could have, Very Easily. It isn't very hard to spread rumors about someone you know. Example: (Sure he's clever, but I hear he doesn't bathe, Lol !)

So why don't you man up and just Admit that you have a bent ass, excuse for Ridill Jamal?

Either that, or admit you're an even bigger hypocrite than "I" am. Comprendes?

-P.S. Hey, at least I admit it J-Dawg^^







-P.S.S. Wtf!?! The last 6 pages of this thread garbage, including this post, argggg!



-P.S.S.S Ok, Done. for real
 
You're an admitted botter. I didn't pick you out of the blue, trust me you're all treated the same, there's no special treatment for you.
 
these bent ass rhymes of bickering is really gettin tired

so much so that i just felt inspired

to tell ya'll to let bygones be bygones

and let the past go and so on and so on

but no one can and it aint no suprise

so im just gonna let it go cause it's just a waste of my time
 
You're an admitted botter. I didn't pick you out of the blue, trust me you're all treated the same, there's no special treatment for you.

It's because of people like you people on QCDN think Im a botter in the first place. Ive been more honest than most by admitting Ive played around with Flee tool before. When People figured out Cyronae and Quitita were hacking in my LS they were kicked.

Just like you Kicked Tec, when you found he was hacking in your LS Element, Jamal.

I have :never: used a bot to claim however, fish, Skill up, nothing. Ive never even used FFXI .dats to change to look again of the game.

these bent ass rhymes of bickering is really gettin tired

so much so that i just felt inspired

to tell ya'll to let bygones be bygones

and let the past go and so on and so on

but no one can and it aint no suprise

so im just gonna let it go cause it's just a waste of my time

None of it matters anyway, people won't remember the bickering in the months to come. Theyll remember the things that made them laugh.

Peace out!
 
None of it matters anyway, people won't remember the bickering in the months to come. Theyll remember the things that made them laugh.

Peace out!


Well said, it's very true.

Now lets all bake some cookies and keel things
 
It's because of people like you people on QCDN think Im a botter in the first place. Ive been more honest than most by admitting Ive played around with Flee tool before. When People figured out Cyronae and Quitita were hacking in my LS they were kicked.

When people get caught hacking, excuses start pouring,

"I only tested it out by myself", same stories get boring,

come out original, make up some new hits,

your lips are hanging like a brothers from all of the shit,

if you think I'm bullshitting go back to the threads, on this site and BG,

Not one person named claimed faf/hog in Dragon's Aery.
 
Shout out to Make for his nomination of this thread for TOTY before it turned into a mess.


Rate Up Club
(To the tune of In Da Club by 50 Cent)

Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go Rappa
Its your birthday
We gon' merit like its you birthday
We gon' bribe with cookies like its your birthday
And you know we don't have a fuck
Its not your birthday!

You can find my rate up club, party with no sub
Look Jammer, I got the Jug if you into pwning nubs
You're in too heavy Lec, I ain't into makin up
So Myrrh, give me a hug if Tristam's not enough

When I pulled ahead, you seen Aud with love
When I roll 2k deep, its 20 points from cuz
Suckas heard I fuck with J, now they wanna show me love
When you chill like Mirewen, and you can cut a tight rug
But Rappa, ain't nothing change hold down, J's up
I see exhibits and the such that homey lock his shit up
If you watch how Will move, he end up like he did, an Uzor sig
I'll fuck you so hard that you walk witta limp
In the shell, then the ladies sayin "Audi you hot"
They like me, I love them too, but one I'll leave in shock
But holla in AG, homies'll tell ya I'm loco
And the plan is to put this rap thread in a choke hold
I'm feelin focused man, if you know me I'm nice
If you don't then I'mma put a wolf on Ice (settle for it)
Now shawty said she feelin my ninja, she feelin my Kog'
And I tell her what else I'm feeling and now she droppin the phone

You can find my rate up club, party with no sub
Look Jammer, I got the Jug if you into pwning nubs
You're in too heavy Lec, I ain't into makin up
So Myrrh, give me a hug if Tristam's not enough

My game, not lame, brought me the dough
Could by me even r/e things
My mog, my gear, my shell, my bros
Look sucka, I own an AH and I ain't change

You know you love it, way more than you hate it
Shyrra, you mad? I thought you'd be happy I made it
I'm that ninja in town, running fast at night
Flying by the rest of ya'll trying to keep me down, right?
When my shit get posted on the boards its on
J flashes ridill to a bitch, if she smiles she's gone
None of you have the fire, let this motherfucker burn
If you talking about reppin' homey, I ain't concerned
I'mma tell you what Arc told me cause go 'head switch the style up
If the bitches hate then let 'em hate
Watch the post count pile up
There's 400+ there, and I'm poppin bub
You know where I fuckin be

You can find my rate up club, party with no sub
Look Jammer, I got the Jug if you into pwning nubs
You're in too heavy Lec, I ain't into makin up
So Myrrh, give me a hug if Tristam's not enough

[Talking]
(laughing) Don't try to act like you ain't know where
we been either. Rate up club, all the time, its about
to pop off.

Green-Units!
 
So whenever I look in this thread I usually decide that I want to shit in but every single time I realize it's a whole bunch of white people rapping on an internet forum. There's not much I can do to make it any worse, really.
 
You DO realize my people have little to do with Rap being popular. Good work Aud, I'll finish mine after Fire Fighting is done.
 
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