NZ judge backs girl over 'embarrassing' name

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(CNN) -- A New Zealand judge has made a 9-year-old girl a ward of the court so that her name can be changed from Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii, the country's national news agency reported Thursday.

Family Court Judge Rob Murfitt listed a series of unusual names that New Zealand parents had given their children, and said he was concerned that such strange monikers would create hurdles for them as they grew up.

"It makes a fool of the child and sets her up with a social disability and handicap," the New Zealand Press Association quoted the judge as saying.

Among the names Murfitt cited: twins named Benson and Hedges -- after a brand of cigarettes; Violence; and Number 16 Bus Shelter.

Some parents had named children after six-cylinder Ford cars, the news agency reported.

The Registrar General of Births, Deaths and Marriages said in a statement that it had rejected names including Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Stallion, Twisty Poi -- a staple food in Polynesian cuisine -- and Sex Fruit.

A lawyer for Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii said the girl is so embarrassed by her name that friends know her as "K."

Last month, an judge in the U.S. state of Illinois allowed a school bus driver to legally change his first name to "In God" and his last name to "We Trust."

But an appeals court in the state of New Mexico ruled against a man -- named Variable -- who wanted to change his name to a two-word phrase that contains a four-letter expletive and expresses opposition to censorship.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/07/24/odd.names/index.html

Just another example of how parents can mark you for life.
 
Why... why the fuck would you do that to your child? Sex fruit?? Talula does the Hula in Hawaii?? Yeah Detroit!?!? >_> What in the hell.
 
lol Wow. Who are these people who do this shit to their kids? Why don't you tattoo a fat Nike logo on their forehead and collect some revenue? FFS. If you try to name your child some shit like that in the hospital, someone should call Child Protective Services to get a head start.
 
Now that's a wicked name. I'm so naming my first boy this. LOL

Some of those names though... really makes you wonder if these people should be having kids.

If you try to name your child some shit like that in the hospital, someone should call Child Protective Services to get a head start.
QFT
 
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Sex fruit made me lol...Why the fuck would you name your self number 16 shelter XD
 
yeah, I think school is melting my brains. . .
 
Why didn't my parents have a sense of humor when naming me? Sex Fruit would be fuckin' badass.
 
i actually had a conversation about this when i was MEPS yesterday about this during the medical exam; stuff like this brands kids until they're 18 or if they're parents change their name, seriously something that may sound funny can be crippling to someone new to the world...

Of course there's the vice versa but I don't think it happens as much as the former statement
 
I had a girl in my middle school class who was named "Female" because when she was born her mother said, "Oh look they named my baby for me." Tristam thought I was joking about the girl's name until he went to the gas station in my hometown and saw her at the counter with her nametag saying, "Female."
 
I worked at a technology company that had an inbound call center for support desk help. I was training a class and I handed out place cards to about 30 people and asked them to write their names down so I could call them by name and not 'Hey you'. So the girl directly in front of me in the frist row puts her placecard back and its "Shemale".

.....

Walked up to her and I was like 'Okay, I need to know how to pronounce your name so I dont have to kick my own ass after work' "Sha-maahl". M'kay. ....Wtf?
 
I wish my name was Fuck You :o.
 
Reminds me of all the things that have obscure conversations like "I think Diarrhea would be a pretty name if it wasn't for the real meaning."

List of things that would be great names if they weren't already things:
Diarrhea
Gonorrhea
Chlamydia
Marijuana
Jetta
 
I had a girl in my middle school class who was named "Female" because when she was born her mother said, "Oh look they named my baby for me." Tristam thought I was joking about the girl's name until he went to the gas station in my hometown and saw her at the counter with her nametag saying, "Female."

...wow, that mother is fucking retarded
 
I think unique names are awesome. Theres such a thing as excessive, but like, Stallion, wtf is wrong with that? I knew a girl named Shadow once. That's a badass fuckin name, just because it's not one of the normal boring everyday names doesn't mean it should be rejected by the courts immediatly.

If I have a kid I wanna name him Slayer >:D

Chlamydia
lol, Waiting
 
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There goes my hopes of naming my kids Optimus Prime and Megatron ; ;
 
"Last month, an judge in the U.S. state of Illinois allowed a school bus driver to legally change his first name to "In God" and his last name to "We Trust.""

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