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I hav this problem and I dunno wut 2 doos!!1!1!

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Plz HLEP!!1 I dun wan't dah mean e-gangsta to cu,m get me!! Wut shuld I do??/

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Who the fuck reps on Myspace, jesus christ.
 
... my brain hurts trying to read that =(
 
Its a white guy from NC in Texas who joined the army because pulling a trigger is probably the only action he's qualified/capable of doing.

This was in responce to me posting this quote from the movie Full Metal Jacket on his page:
"Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"
 
oh.....my....gawd >.<
I think I heard some braincells die from reading that >.>
 
lol I actually found this quite funny to read. The first post made me think westyle was an innocent lil guy... then i read why the guy said that... lol ur a douche, wes. Im not gonna flame ya for dissin my state, but a generalization like that DOES in fact deserve a slap lol. I cant not laugh because that was pretty hilarious tho. Those who cant take a joke need to die anyway ^.-...
 
Westyle said:
This was in responce to me posting this quote from the movie Full Metal Jacket on his page:
"Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"
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"I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"

Oh i love the first 40 minutes of that movie. The rest is good too, but the part up until where the guy blows his own head off is the best evar.

I used to use the FMJ soundboard to prank call people. In-fact, i might do that again right now for shits and giggles.
 
Damnit west, I'm in class right now and it took everything I could to keep from lol'ing at that. Fuckin hilarious dude.

Another good quote:
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! A JELLY DOUGHNUT!?"

classic.
 
oh jesus...

He's from P-town (Portsmouth) VA (Virginia).

I used to live in Virginia Beach, which is close (50 milesish) to Portsmouth. The relevance is this:

This means that chances are, he more than likely actually speaks like that in real life, and has since he was old enough to talk.

Famous people from Portsmouth, VA:

Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliot (sp on the last name?)
 
Tristam Green said:
He's from P-town (Portsmouth) VA (Virginia).

I used to live in Virginia Beach, which is close (50 milesish) to Portsmouth. The relevance is this:

This means that chances are, he more than likely actually speaks like that in real life, and has since he was old enough to talk.

Famous people from Portsmouth, VA:

Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliot (sp on the last name?)
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P-town is made of fake ass crips and old people, followed by Hampton, Newport News, and Norfolk

Harbor Center is cool though..if you're into that kinda stuff.
 
I lol'ed

Is a white man calling you white like its some racist insult? Lawl he must be black at heart!
 
Either he can't write or I can't read. One of us fails @ Engrish.
 
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