Oh lawd

someone post the good stuff in text, the army filters the site.
 
Kotaku said:
Disturbed pizza manager Michael Devlin kidnaps two boys, gets caught, put on suicide watch and all he wants to do is play Final Fantasy XI. If he hadn't gotten captured, one shudders to think what he'd be doing. But Devlin says:

I'd be in front of my computer screen playing Final Fantasy XI. I like Final Fantasy because it has a network that can connect to people all over the world, from Europe to Japan.

A ringing endorsement of networked gaming! Ugh. Under the name "DevilDevlin," he used a picture of one of the kidnapped boys for his GamerTagPic. On January 11th, he got in a round of Final Fantasy XI before the children were rescued. But with no FF in the slammer, Devlin's doing things like reading another inmate's copy of Death Wish, the novel which the Charles Bronson films are based on. How's that for prison rehabilitation.
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It's his crack!
 
This was like the FFXI player who got arrested for child porn and got off.
 
So FFXI players kidnap kids and WoW players commit suicide when they get rejected from guilds.

Who's got dirt on Eve and wtfeverisoutthere?
 
I bet he was a mithra.
 
CmdrFly said:
So FFXI players kidnap kids and WoW players commit suicide when they get rejected from guilds.

Who's got dirt on Eve and wtfeverisoutthere?
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they arent known well enough to warrent national news. (I'm Sorry.)
 
CmdrFly said:
So FFXI players kidnap kids and WoW players commit suicide when they get rejected from guilds.
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You forgot how terrible of parents we (WoW-folk)make.

That was probably the one that stuck with me most. That and the guy who got killed over a lineage (?) sword or whatever it was.
 
CmdrFly said:
So FFXI players kidnap kids and WoW players commit suicide when they get rejected from guilds.

Who's got dirt on Eve and wtfeverisoutthere?
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I wouldn't be suprised if whatshisname who got his titan blown up commits suicide.
 
My douche sense is tingling
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