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Psylentcuda

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I just wanted to make it known to the world that I just took the largest shit known to man. It was glorious. That is all.

Edit: I just went back for seconds, it too was glorious.
 
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Pics or it didn't happen.
 
I had a 3 flush poop yesterday. :D
 
lmao at this thread... You've gained respect in the eyes of many-a-men today Psylent.

I still maintain, however, that my work yesterday is still the world record. '-'
 
I dropped an iceberg last week. The top 25% of it was sticking out of the water.

Snapped a pic on my phone but havent moved it to comp yet.
 
Myrrh said:
I had a 3 flush poop yesterday. :D

The brown trout that didn't swim away.
 
This thread is full of win
 
Update: It's 1:30 in the morning, the rumbling in my stomach has subsided long enough to fornicate with the opposition. After mission completion a nuclear case of the Mudd Butt has been discovered. Further intelliegence is need to confirm whether this is the work of Al Quida or just some bad frozen tacos.
 
I just took a poop and it was spotted! It was a light brown with dark spots!
 
Let it sit in the toilet long enough and itll begin to resemble those "Hamburger flavored hotdogs" at Circle K or your local convienience store.
 
If you leave no swirl marks in the bowl, how will others know it happened?
 
I've been constipated so I can't even compete right now... I want to cry...
 
Upon further review, video evidence has confirmed the call on the field; frozen burritos are directly responsible for the massive dump!
 
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