Old MYSPACE Survey...take it if you're bored <3

[jender]

Looking through blogs I wrote this year - this one was my fav...thought it was be a good time for all if everyone participated <3 (PS....yes, I am clearly a jackass, secrets out ;P My husband is one lucky lucky man...lol, if I keep saying it - one day he WILL believe... :spiteful

Xoxoxo, JENDERRRR

JENOLOGY
Current mood:

amused

MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
oh boy, this is going to be a good one.

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
please. If I'm going to kill myself, I want to do it naturally. Like with a rope or something.

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Charlie Chang's

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
depends on how quickly the waitress either gives me her phone number or throws water on me. Either one will net you a high percentage, ladies!

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Your mom

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Tomatoe Slices, Onion, Bacon

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
Butter, raspberry jelly

TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
a Final Fantasy screenshot from the crawlers nest

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
mine or other peoples'?

BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
I'm not wearing pants, so I couldn't tell you - ask again later...

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
teeth, blood, that pesky penis

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
I don't like to talk about my mouth, please ask about my boobs

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Thank You! But, they aren't as heavy as they look though...

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
best game of hide and seek EVER!

BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Only if I could pick the date....Christmas is just too cheerful as it is...

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I've always wanted someone to call me spanky

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
clear

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
Not by mistake...which is why I was so popular in highschool...

Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
I keep meaning to one of these days

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
no one who lived to talk about it

DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
you can get paid for that? I have a new business plan....

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
well, it would shorten the amount of time I need to trim my fingernails by 10%...

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
can we please make this offer to Rush Limbaugh?

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
wait, you want me to wear a magazine?

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Is this turning into what it's like to visit the Trump home?

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
would I?!?!

DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
My conscience

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
Yes... GOSH.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
there's always hard wood in my house, baby.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
I do handstands. How else do you wash up your nose? We aren't all Spiderman...

Q: Could you live with roommates?
If I had to.....as long as we owned a shovel....for emergencies....

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
1...once I realized they neither flip nor flop...the urgency to own more plummeted vastly

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
I try to run into them whenever they aren't looking...

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
love slave to the rich and famous. Either that or open up a pancake shop. One of the two.

LASTOLOGY
Q: Last Friend you talked to?
it's been so long…

Q: Last person who called you?
Josh...I make him call me ever half hour to make sure he is still wearing pants...

Q: Person you hugged?
Josh...he wasn't wearing pants...just as I suspected...

FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
5

Q: Season?
anytime the temperature isn't over 70 degrees. God, I need to move to maine .

CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Mood
Full and drowsy

Q: Listening to?
the sound of children begging to be set free. What? It's almost Halloween!

Q: Watching?
life pass me by

Q: Worrying about?
how in the world am I going to pull of that heist with only a blowtorch and tweezers...where is Mcguyver (sp?) when you need him???

RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
out his window before the wife got home

Q: What can you not wait to do?
Your dad

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
Astronaut Farmer

Q: Do you smile often?
not as much as I could, but then that's what I get for being sober more often than not

Q: Are you a friendly person?
meh, if the price is right...

 

[Kurgon]

TIMOLOGY
Current mood: bored

MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
I prefer no salad dressing

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
Pizza Hut

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Uncle Bud's Catfish, Chicken, and Such

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
20%

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Not POSSIBLE!

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Pepperoni, bacon, jalapenos

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
peanut butter

TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
An adulterous orange cheating on her husband with a banana

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
3 tv's and a projector

BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
right

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
teeth, blood, bone fragments, splinters, rocks, etc

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
6-7 years ago

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
barbell, last night

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
several close calls but no

BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Ultimately, no

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I'd keep it the same

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Whatever cute women like on me?

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
Marbles, fish bones, teeth, etc

Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
Yup.

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
At birth and the person that pulled me out of the lake.

DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Not for $100

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
Actually I think I would as long as I didn't have to pay taxes on it and they covered hospital costs.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Good god yes. I don't really blog now.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
tempted, I guess until I am actually in that position I'll not know.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Of course. I <3 Hot Sauce.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
There are cases in which I would do it for free. Situational.

DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
Wallet

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
Not in the least.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
carpet

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand

Q: Could you live with roommates?
I've done it before I could do it again. Only people I know.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
1

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
This morning. There was a car accident outside my apartment complex.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
to late...

LASTOLOGY
Q: Last Friend you talked to?
Kristy

Q: Last person who called you?
Kristy

Q: Person you hugged?
Kristy

FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
z

Q: Season?
give me 55-78 and that month is pretty good

CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Mood
bored

Q: Listening to?
the sounds of cubeland

Q: Watching?
what I type

Q: Worrying about?
My mom

RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
restroom

Q: What can you not wait to do?
Leave work

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
Rambo

Q: Do you smile often?
I am more of a smirker

Q: Are you a friendly person?
slightly standoffish

 

[jender]

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
tempted, I guess until I am actually in that position I'll not know.

Explain prz <3 :spiteful: Is there a website we should know about ?!?!? ;P

 

[Kurgon]

No nothing like that. Just saying part of me thinks I wouldn't due to the shame and loss of respect I would incur from my family. Then again part of me would be very tempted to have a house paid and clear and my only bills being utilities and property tax. That would be a nice boon to being eventually able to retire comfortably, take vacations, always have a decent reliable car, or choose to work a job that pays less but is personally more rewarding.

As many things you think you know how you would react to a situation until you are actually in it.

I don't know what I would do.

 

[jender]

No nothing like that. Just saying part of me thinks I wouldn't due to the shame and loss of respect I would incur from my family. Then again part of me would be very tempted to have a house paid and clear and my only bills being utilities and property tax. That would be a nice boon to being eventually able to retire comfortably, take vacations, always have a decent reliable car, or choose to work a job that pays less but is personally more rewarding.

As many things you think you know how you would react to a situation until you are actually in it.

I don't know what I would do.

Completely understood. It would be so much money to pass up...but I am far too self conscious...and my family would literally disown me, lol...and they are worth more than that <3

 

[Pasquale]

Don't have a lot of time, so I'm only doing these sections.

DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A hundred bucks for a kiss? Hell yes.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
Probably. That's a fuck-ton of money.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Nope. It's one of the few things I enjoy.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
I don't think anyone would want to see it, but yeah, why not?

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Depends on the size of the bottle, and the... no, no I don't think I could.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
That's a lot of money... I think I could.

DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
Receipt

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
Blech, no.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Carpet and tile

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand when I'm bathing, Sit when I'm listening to Jack Johnson and crying.

Q: Could you live with roommates?
I would prefer not to, but I could.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
El zilcho

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A few days ago. Jerks.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A Ghostbuster

RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
work

Q: What can you not wait to do?
win an Oscar

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
That Thing You Do

Q: Do you smile often?
Only when something bad is happening.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
I think so

 

[jender]

Q: Do you smile often?
Only when something bad is happening.

I think we were separated at birth <3

 

[Pasquale]

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
no one who lived to talk about it

I think you might be right...

 

[Isollde]

ISOLOGY
Current mood: Meh

MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
mmmm Ceasar ~ yes prs

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
Checker's Probably~ Their fries are the shit!


Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Cheddar's
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
It varies on how much the waiter sucks.

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Quizzno's

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Ham & Pineapple

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
Cream Cheese

TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
An Abstract one I made myself.

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
4

BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Left

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
hell no~


Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
Never had one

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
My Phone... yes I'm that lazy..

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
lol... i dont think so?



BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Nah.. I'm good kthx


Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Tits McGee.. who doesnt love that name amirite?

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Red

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
Marble.. I was 5.. it was a very traumatizing time in my life..

Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
lol no

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
Many Times <3

DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Lol I'd do it for free.. so for $100 hell yes

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
No.. I like my body parts attached tyvm..

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
sure..

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
um... no?

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
possibley.. how stoned would i be at the time?

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
No

DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
Lighter, $4 in change and a napkin

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
Yes...

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Tile

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand lol..

Q: Could you live with roommates?
yea

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
3

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
when i was 18 lol

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Um... astronaut? is that one taken already?

LASTOLOGY
Q: Last Friend you talked to?
Bryan~

Q: Last person who called you?
Johnny <3

Q: Person you hugged?
Nate~

FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
6.5

Q: Season?
winter

CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Mood
eating.. at work.. meh D:

Q: Listening to?
the air vent?

Q: Watching?
nothing

Q: Worrying about?
Boobs~

RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
potty

Q: What can you not wait to do?
my boyfriend.

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
Across the Universe

Q: Do you smile often?
no..

Q: Are you a friendly person?
never

 

[Romper]

TIMOLOGY
Current mood: Blah

MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
I don't eat salad if I did it would be Garlic or Honey Mustard.

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
Wendys, Obees (subshop), or Taco Bell

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
That's a tough one. I would say City of Champions or Texas Road House.

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
depends on how the over all service and how cute the waitress is.

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Either 11 oz sirloins with jack cheese and onion along with a load baked potato or PB&j.

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Italian Sausage and pepperoni.

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
Butter and Cinnamon Sugar. If no CS just grape jelly sometimes mixed berry.

TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A Megadeth one

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
5

BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
right

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Not that I know of

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
Yes plenty.

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
My grandfather's casket

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
No

BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No because then you could truly fear death as you know when its coming for you. Otherwise why fear death?

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Eh I like my name.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Black? Wait are we talking clothes or sexually? If it's sexually white girls.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
My brother swallowed a penny before does that count?

Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
I think just gracing them with my presence is saving their lives so I have saved many.

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
Yes when I was born the cord was wrapped around my neck two or three times and the doctor cut it and opened up my airways.

DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
No

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
I would have to be pretty desperate for cash. That is quite the sum. Can I be given Tylenol 3 with codeine and muscle relaxers then be taken to the hospital?

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Yes

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Yes it would have to be for the blind though because I would make people blind.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
As long as a gallon of milk is near by for afterwards along with something to barf in yes.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
Yes

DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
Im not wearing pants.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
Fuck no

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Mostly carpet but there is some hardwood flooring.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand who sits during a shower?

Q: Could you live with roommates?
It would have to be a significant other or someone I really trusted.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
None I doubt my flintstone feet could feet in a flip-flop

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
Never so far

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Insta-rich and retired at the age of 25 lol

LASTOLOGY
Q: Last Friend you talked to?
Tom

Q: Last person who called you?
IDK I hate the phone.

Q: Person you hugged?
My grandmother when we left dinner tonight.

FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
69, dudes!

Q: Season?
Spring specifically 65-70 degrees

CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Mood
Meh

Q: Listening to?
Death Voice of the Soul and the sound of a fart

Q: Watching?
Nothing

Q: Worrying about?
Life and other crap

RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
Bathroom

Q: What can you not wait to do?
Sleep

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
Traffic on USA

Q: Do you smile often?
Not really

Q: Are you a friendly person?
Not really

 

[Trippyhippy]

JENOLOGY
Current mood: h34r: Ninja

MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
I like to mix Honey Mustard and Ranch for salads.

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
I'm partial to Back Yard Burgers.

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Calhouns

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
15% at least no matter what. If it was good service you may get up to 50%.

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Pot Brownies.

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Chicken, Garlic, and Pineapple.

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
Toast is for pussies. I eat Biscuits. Either with Gravy, sausage, or Strawberry Jelly.

TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A picture of the grove where the master sword lays.

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
I don't own a TV myself. There are 5 in my house.

BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right handed.

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
teeth, blood.

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
I don't know that I've ever had one.

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A washing Machine.

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Does having a Grand Mal Siezure Count?

BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Yes.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Anyone can change their name. I thought about changing my last name to "Nevermind".

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
I don't know or care what looks best, but I can tell you what is most comfortable if you want to know.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
Drugs? Vaginal Fluid?

Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
I don't reckon I have.

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
Nope.

DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Yeah. No tongue.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
Yes. On my right hand so I could still play guitar. Typing would be a bit different.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Not possible. I have never bloged before, therefore I couldn't do it again.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
If anyone wanted to see it >.>

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
It was $50 actually.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
Under no circumstances.

DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
My Wallet and a lighter.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
It's ok.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Hard Wood in 2 of 3 bedrooms, carpet in the rest of the house.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
I Who the fuck sits in the shower?

Q: Could you live with roommates?
I live with 2 roomates.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
0

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
2004 Drug Charge.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Taller.

LASTOLOGY
Q: Last Friend you talked to?
Creepy Jim.

Q: Last person who called you?
Creepy Jim.

Q: Person you hugged?
My sister.

FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
33661·2^7031232+1

Q: Season?
I make no fuss about the seasons cause I like em all.

CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Mood
content

Q: Listening to?
TV.

Q: Watching?
Death Wish II

Q: Worrying about?
Getting enough financial aid to go to school.

RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
The Bank.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
Eat one of those brownies I just took out of the oven before I started typing this.

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
Across the Universe. Unless you count Death Wish II, which i haven't really been watching.

Q: Do you smile often?
I grin all the time. it makes people wonder what I'm up to.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
To a fault.[/QUOTE]

 

[Draciot]

MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
Ceasar.

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
Don't eat it.

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Don't have one.

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
%

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Chipotle burritos.

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Pepperoni, onions, green peppers, sausage.

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
Don't eat toast.

TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
Don't have one.

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
7

BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Teeth, blood, glass, nail.

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
When I was 14.

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Grand Piano.

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Not completely.

BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Yes, as long as knowing the date didn't inadvertently change it.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Beevo McKraken

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Dark blue.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
Not by mistake.

Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
Yes.

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
No

DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Closed mouth? Maybe.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
Never.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
I've never blogged before, so that's an easy one.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Sure, but I don't know who'd want to look.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Sure.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
There are a lot of people I'd kill for free, so I might as well get paid for it.

DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
Candy, reach in and get some.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
I liked it. Want a Honeymoon Stallion?

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Hardwood and tile, no carpet to speak of.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand.

Q: Could you live with roommates?
Already do.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
0

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
About a year ago.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Rich.

LASTOLOGY
Q: Last Friend you talked to?
My brother.

Q: Last person who called you?
Greg.

Q: Person you hugged?
Don't know, don't care.

FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
42

Q: Season?
Fall/Winter

CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Mood
Bored, or I wouldn't be doing this.

Q: Listening to?
My PCs white noise.

Q: Watching?
Nothing, I'm typing.

Q: Worrying about?
Ninja. Never know when one could appear to assassinate me.

RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
Bathroom.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
Breathe.

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
War. Shitty movie, don't watch.

Q: Do you smile often?
Nope.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
Depends entirely on who I'm around.

 

[Josudes]

K I'm bored so I'll do it.. Myspace and QCDN are the places to be.. lol


MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
Um you can put ranch on everthing.. even ice cream

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
The one that gets my shit right

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Texas Roadhouse

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
At least 5 dollars unless the percentage is bigger or the waiter was a dumbass.

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Chicken but not specifically any kind

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Some BBQ chicken is da good stuff

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
I haven't eaten toast in years

TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
nothing

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
3 i think

BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
yes i am

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
um.. ya i change my underwear daily

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
I'm not sure if this applies to cavities that are involved in a cavity search

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
my finger

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
lol idk about knocked but i have been taken advantage of

BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
sure as long as it isnt a day i dont want to die

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
My Dixie Wrecked

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
um ok

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
i eat things women like to be eaten often

Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
ya I broke up with this suicidal chick once and it saved mine

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
i dont have a life

DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
lol why the hell would i do that

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
sure if i could get the hospital bill to get it sown back on paid for as well

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
na idk what a blog is anyway

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
250k probably I have had offers before but anything under 5k is kinda low

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
wth is hot sauce?

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
where do i need to take it to?

DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
my penis is hanging out over there

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
Better than a Liger killer..

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
um if there is carpet usually there is also hardwood involved

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
I yes...

Q: Could you live with roommates?
gets kind of boring otherwise

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
wth is that

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
I got pulled over for throwing a cig out the window 2 days ago.. They take that shit seriously here

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
a toys r us kid

LASTOLOGY
Q: Last Friend you talked to?
i talk to myself often

Q: Last person who called you?
idk my cell has been off a month lol

Q: Person you hugged?
probably no one

FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
any derivative of 7

Q: Season?
we dont have those here

CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Mood
buzzed

Q: Listening to?
freezepop

Q: Watching?
why the hell would i be listening to music watching a show and playing on the computer..

Q: Worrying about?
if im gonna piss my pants before i finish this survey

RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
to take pictures of the stupid guys who dress up in costumes to sell stuff

Q: What can you not wait to do?
piss

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
Special.. That is a quality flick

Q: Do you smile often?
everytime an angel gets its wings.. idk when that happens though

Q: Are you a friendly person?
lol.