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If anyone does that to you next time I'm in New york let me know so I can chase them with a cricket bat in one hand and nintendo DS in the other Mishy.

Geeze. What happened to courtesy to other human beings? or did we never have that to begin with?
 
Mishaela said:
New fad that some people seem to enjoy doing...they order drinks via a drive-thru window then when they're given them, yell "fire in the hole!" and toss them back in the window and drive off. Can see a whole lot of the idiocy on Youtube if y'care to go see, I personally don't see what the crap is so funny about it.
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That's ass. I'd second Pas's approach.

Ruffyreborn said:
Kind of like when people smash mail boxes with baseball bats... Id like to ram those peoples faces into a wall.
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I had that happen last Halloween. Every mailbox on the block was knocked off its pole; for mine, the whole POLE was broken off at the base since I secured the box with double the amount of screws (it was still attached :D). I hope someone broke their wrist in the attempt.

I put the box back up, on a thick-as-hell cedar pole, buried 2 feet in the ground and secured with cement. Someone tries to knock over my box again, they're leaving their arm behind.
 
Khajit said:
Geeze. What happened to courtesy to other human beings? or did we never have that to begin with?
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Let's see.. religious persecution of the Jews by the Romans.. the Christian crusades against the Muslims to recover the Holy Land... cultural genocide in Germany... Witch Hunts... Spanish Inquisition... Trail of Tears... American Indian Assimilation Program... Segregation in the 60s.. human slave trade (even now)... genocide in Rowanda...

Hmm...

Gonna go with a no.
 
lolCreation gogo!

We did, until someone decided it'd be a good idea to see what an apple would taste like...
 
Morwenny said:
Spanish Inquisition...
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The Inquisition! (Let's begin!)
The Inquisition! (Look out Sin!)
We have a mission
to convert the Jews (Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew)

Sorry, that always reminds me of History of the World.
 
Pasquale said:
The Inquisition! (Let's begin!)
The Inquisition! (Look out Sin!)
We have a mission
to convert the Jews (Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew)

Sorry, that always reminds me of History of the World.
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what i hear is nobody expects it.
 
Tristam Green said:
lolCreation gogo!

We did, until someone decided it'd be a good idea to see what an apple would taste like...
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Ah -_-;; the Original Sin argument... you're not pinning this on women are you? >.> I might have to hurt you :P
 
Morwenny said:
Ah -_-;; the Original Sin argument... you're not pinning this on women are you? >.> I might have to hurt you :P
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Adam never had to say "OK honey", either. ;-)
 
Morwenny said:
Ah -_-;; the Original Sin argument... you're not pinning this on women are you? >.> I might have to hurt you :P
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Women were the first to sin, but man committed the greater sin...

Which is worse, the stupid person OR the guy FOLLOWING the stupid person? (its the latter if no one knew)
 
Ruffyreborn said:
Which is worse, the stupid person OR the guy FOLLOWING the stupid person? (its the latter if no one knew)
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The guy was probably following the "stupid person" because she had awesome ba-zooms. He can't be faulted for that.
 
Okay -_-;;

You cannot fault woman for 'thinking outside the box', which is what 'Eve' did. She was offered intelligence (which we have) and higher learning (women excel in academic activities) and also, power (you only become pussy-whipped if you WANT to be).

Man, was stupid enough to just follow and say 'Oh, okay!!' to what ever 'God' told him to do.

ALSO, 'God' realized he fucked up when creating Lilith back to back with Adam. His first wife, and realized she was too intelligent and kicked her into the Land of Nod. At which point, he called a mulligan and made Eve from Adam's lower rib, and she was submissive and coy. Not strong, intelligent and capable of logical thinking.

SO, say what you will gentleman, keep following the pack. I'll be in the back of the sled. In the driver's seat.

Mush, bitches. Mush.

<3
 
Well, I dunno about you... But If I knew I was created by someone, and my creator said to not do something, Id not do it.

Its like that whole teenage daughter rebellion thing... Doing it just to do it, without a cause. Other than to piss people off.

Theres 'thinking outside the box' and also 'trying to think outside the box.' Eve was trying. ITS HER FAULT YOU HAVE PERIODS!
 
Ruffyreborn said:
ITS HER FAULT YOU HAVE PERIODS!
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While I can attest that this is probably the grossest and most annoying thing to ever happen to me, its necessary. It was installed in us, to let Man know that we're ready to procreate and ovulating properly. That we are fertile. That our loins are fruitful and we have the ability to bear his child.

Hmm.. I for some reason I don't think Eve thought one day... 'You know... I think I would like to bleed and feel gross and emotional for like... 3-7 days a month!' No, I think that would have the blame fall at the feet of the Master Mechanic, if you will.

Have Eve bleed for 6 months straight, she'd have eaten the apple even just for that reason.
 
You guys are gonna get me in trouble at work; I'm restraining from laughing so hard -.-;

And I'm right there in the bunker with you Pas - head-down and ass-up >.>
 
Morwenny said:
While I can attest that this is probably the grossest and most annoying thing to ever happen to me, its necessary. It was installed in us, to let Man know that we're ready to procreate and ovulating properly. That we are fertile. That our loins are fruitful and we have the ability to bear his child.

Hmm.. I for some reason I don't think Eve thought one day... 'You know... I think I would like to bleed and feel gross and emotional for like... 3-7 days a month!' No, I think that would have the blame fall at the feet of the Master Mechanic, if you will.

Have Eve bleed for 6 months straight, she'd have eaten the apple even just for that reason.
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But by the book, because she and adam ate the fruit, we experience all the pains we have today, physical and emotional. Of course God didnt say WHAT would happen if they did disobey him.. But he did warn!

If somehow there was no sin up to this day, then according to the bible there would be no problems whatsoever. Which to some people may make the world insignificant I suppose. But still, Id rather be able to grow an apple tree if I wanted to without worrying about birds, bugs, weeds and shit taking it from me! Those are MY DAMN APPLES.
 
Tristam Green said:
And I'm right there in the bunker with you Pas - head-down and ass-up >.>
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*peeks in the bunker*

Why are you boys hiding? *grin*

Anyways, looks like he ran away. Anyone else wanna play? :girl_were
 
Ruffyreborn said:
If somehow there was no sin up to this day, then according to the bible there would be no problems whatsoever. Which to some people may make the world insignificant I suppose. But still, Id rather be able to grow an apple tree if I wanted to without worrying about birds, bugs, weeds and shit taking it from me! Those are MY DAMN APPLES.
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I'm so confused my brain is literally melting out of my ears and onto my keyboard.
 
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