Omgzormg Lets Discuss New Job Possibilities Because Its Only Six Motnths Till Wotg!!1

Cowboy sounds fun too, they could bring back the good old RPG whip, add some kind of lasso ability, and have six shooters. Of course they would have to add "Native American" as a counter-job, for the story line of course. NAM would be able to shoot a bow, run casinos, and use the fish they catch to fertilize their gardens.
 
also I think this turned from a flameboard topic to another good times topic ._.
 
I think all good flameboard topics are good times. This one is more so because it's not directed at any specific person, but a general mob mentality, so only the biggest of babies get sand in their vaginas over it.
 
The description of "cowboy" sounds more like indiana jones than a cowboy.
 
Yeah, I still have my predictions for new jobs, and hope to see some innovation, so I'm not worked-up about this thread and taking it in stride.

On topic: There should be a job where you literally have to kill yourself to get by, and everyone creates a stigma attached to anyone who plays the job. Oh yeah, and let's facilitate this stigma by making them wear black and carry a scythe :)
 
RBT - Robot - You are a super sweet robot with missle arms and machine gun fingers. AF Legs would be tank wheels. Awesome.

BAT - Batman - You are Batman. A+ Hand to Hand and Throwing (for Batarangs) No chocobo, all travel is done by grappling hook. This would become my new main.

VMP - Vampire - Can drain health from dick members of your party. Must remain indoors during the day, and must feed at night. There will be no time for any leveling with all the feeding you will be doing.

CLN - Clown - Useless for party situations, but awesome for when you are waiting for the airship, or killing time before Besieged. Job abilities include: /Juggle and /Pie, which will launch a pie in the target's face. (Cream Pie will require cooking skill leveled.)

ELT - Elitist - Totally awesome at everything. Job trait "Douche" makes you turn into a total ass after getting a party invite. Cannot party with VMP, because you'll get your blood drained for being a dick. B+ in all combat skills, but you'll tell everyone its A+, because you are a douche.
 
Pasquale said:
VMP - Vampire - Can drain health from dick members of your party. Must remain indoors during the day, and must feed at night. There will be no time for any leveling with all the feeding you will be doing.
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damn, sub DRK and you have the penultimate emo on your hands?

ELT - Elitist - Totally awesome at everything. Job trait "Douche" makes you turn into a total ass after getting a party invite. Cannot party with VMP, because you'll get your blood drained for being a dick. B+ in all combat skills, but you'll tell everyone its A+, because you are a douche.
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Finally! A job Peregrine might like!
 
Kelyon said:
Lets Talk About A Game Thats Has Had 3 Expansions And A 4th On The Way And Is Not The Number One Mmo. Where The Mmo That Is Number 1 Has Only Had One.
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Ok. EQ isn't even close to where FFXI is in subscribers, and they still make expansions.

Subscriber numbers don't mean shit when actually adding new content for those that do play your game.
 
Mishaela said:
I think they're gonna make a huge race of monkeymen that are forced to reproduce via reincarnation. This lack of sex makes them all very, very angry people.
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The other day I talked about Stalin's plan to make super-soldiers by making humans and monkeys repruduce. He even kidnapped a scientist and gave him five years to make super humonkey soldiers.
 
How about accountant as a new job? 2 hour ability - Audit.

Taxidermist, with an army of stuffed rabbits.

Or maybe Proctologist, that could be a new tanking job with all the hate they get doing their thing on unsuspecting mobs.
 
Stouter said:
How about accountant as a new job? 2 hour ability - Audit.

Taxidermist, with an army of stuffed rabbits.

Or maybe Proctologist, that could be a new tanking job with all the hate they get doing their thing on unsuspecting mobs.
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Army of Chipmunks, attack at Chigoe speeds with much the same Virus effect (rabies yo). Only abilities don't result in instant death, rather it results in instant triple critical attack. I'd play that.
 
Rappa said:
They should add a new job where they start with a really cool concept but then fail miserably at executing it.
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lawl

They should make a job that is completely unbalanced and outstrips every other job in the game!!
 
Tyrath said:
They should make a job that is completely unbalanced and outstrips every other job in the game!!
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And then they should nerf it to the point that it's useless 3 months later!
 
How about Bounty Hunter as a job? You could run around in a wifebeater with a crew of retards, followed by a video camera. I want DOG as a new job.
 
Kalefury said:
they should add a Pair Hilton job so we all can get free gil everyday and get out of bad party with a "medical problem".
Plus have a little dog that runs away to get its self killed eveyrtime you let go of it.
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And be able to have a 5 minute recast ability, "That's hot". It serves no real purpose.

Becareful what you say about DOG stouter! He has the power of Jesus and all those Samoans on his side.
 
Makelith said:
And be able to have a 5 minute recast ability, "That's hot". It serves no real purpose.

Becareful what you say about DOG stouter! He has the power of Jesus and all those Samoans on his side.
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samoan girl scount cookies <3
 
Stouter said:
How about Bounty Hunter as a job? You could run around in a wifebeater with a crew of retards, followed by a video camera. I want DOG as a new job.
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/ja "Brother" <t>

DOG and rest of party circle mob and start to pray with it. Eventually the mob gives up because it doesn't want to hear DOG talk anymore.
 
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