Party of the year! (Omfg help me!)

So we have music and food thus far. Big fiery pillar of death towards the end.

So all we need is some entertainment between 3:00pm and 8:00 pm.

WAIT! Ill just do what GM Dave does:

*R.Shinra picks up a rock and throws it at his best friend.*
>R.Shinra: STONE IV BITCH!
 
Nothing can keep horny teenagers more pleased for 5 hours then making out for 7 mins.
 
No drinking, no drugs, no sex...

If you still want to have a good time, yer gonna need Explosives and fireworks. Lots of fireworks. 70 bucks ain't gonna cut it.
 
Trippyhippy said:
No drinking, no drugs, no sex...

If you still want to have a good time, yer gonna need Explosives and fireworks. Lots of fireworks. 70 bucks ain't gonna cut it.
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LMAO!!! Yep. Or bring paintballs and start shooting people.
 
MAYONAISE!!!

x
 
hmm.. now i need to start thinking ahead too...


If you DJ, keep in mind that theres nothing to absorb the noise in the field, so the people living around the field may get mad, if that is the setting of the field. (ask ahead of time?)

But with no sex, drugs, coco-puffs, etc. for an 18th party with 50+ coming, i can see how hard this would be to come up with some ideas... fireworks would prolly be good..:partytime:


and sux for you that your girlfriend wont be 16 for a while :nono:
 
Bonfires are the way to go if its nice enough. Buy some wood, some marshmellows (what the hell is up with that word btw), get some tuneski's and just lay back and enjoy.
 
Rufus_Shinra said:
Edit: No alchohol, drugs or items of extreme sexual nature.
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a strip club (not extreme nor an item) ...3 lap dances, 20$ a piece, 2 diet sodas to cover the drink minimum 10$ = 70$

happy birthday :partytime:





























or, ya know... 70$ worth of mayonaise... :wink:
 
Random people screwing each other in the middle of an open field?
 
Well... he can't plan anything to do with sex personally for the sake of plausible deniabilty. but lets be honest... a bunch of horny teenagers/college students all together with twice as many women as men are gonna run off and have sex.
Have you considered having a time where you kick out all the underaged members of your party to go home to thier parents ect and have fun with the 18+ people left over as an afterparty?
That way you can bring alcohol and tons of sex ect for entertainment.
 
If you can't have booze then sex is the only thing left. If you can't have sex then booze is the only thing left. It's either both or one. Without those you have a bunch of kids sitting in a field doing nothing.
 
Leave everyone downstairs, play ffxi in your room, run down quick to blow some candles, telling your exp pt "emergancy afk" and come back.

That's what I did for my 18th birthday >_>

/antisocial ON

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I X Plodestuff8 (7:45:44 PM): so if I fake dc to go downstairs to blow a candle and eat my cake really fast to get back to my exp pt, does that make me a loser
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Mistra said:
No alcohol, and no sex? How the fuck are you planning on having any fun?
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That's what I'm saying. My 18th birthday I got more wasted than I've ever been... still have yet to top it, actually. Wouldn't recommend ingesting that much alcohol to anyone who values their life.... but liqour is fun! (when enjoyed with some level of responsiblity) The sex thing is good as well, but I got myself in trouble way to many times this summer via females soo..... be careful. =P

Ummm... first off... gotta give some marching band luv. <.< Second off, props on getting the excellent male-female ratio.

And since you have so many females... 70 bucks should be more than enough for a kiddie pool and a shitload of jello mix. Did that a few parties ago... much fun... <.<;

On the downside, might want to take some contributions. Like "Hey, this party is costing me... help me out and donate 5 bucks or something." It *is* your b-day after all. It could help you expand the party attributes, and isnt unreasonable.. since you mentioned some of the guests are early-mid 20's.

Ninja Edit: Bonfires are always fun, so you got that going for you. If you have 50+ people coming, 70 bucks wont cover enough food(ask people to bring stuff). You need tunes obviously, for no party is complete without some good music. Maybe set up something like a Volleyball net? Get some frisbee going? Glow in the dark sports are always intersing and fun.
 
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-- Relevant to topic \/
If your birthday was after Nov. 19, I'd say have a WII~II party, but since it isn't.. Hmm... I'd say try to come to a basic point on what everyone would like in regards to events, then go with it. Don't get too detailed (obviously won't be able to, due to limited funds), but keep things interesting.
As for food, I'd say (again) see what everyone enjoys.. or you could be variant and maybe get a lot of little pieces of different types of foods, not all junk food. Even when I go to outings, I don't just try to eat my share of burnt marshmellows but also a bit of solid food (i.e. chili, stew, anything that has some sort of real nutritional value to it).
For my 18th, I ended up being out of town.. and so far, every year since, I've not had the b-day song performed for me (thankfully). Of course, even though I was out of town, I was with my family, and we ended up going out to eat that evening. They forgot it was my birthday (hurray!) until after dinner, so no singing at the restaurant for me.. but I got a free meal out of it!
-- Not relevant to topic yet just.. well, got home from work and in an odd mood \/
By the way.. if you're able to Rufus, start saving up for your 21st birthday, so you can actually have a memorable one - not one you end up getting a hangover from on the next day. For example... do what I did for my 21st and go to another country (I went to Japan for mine!). I had to save up about $5,000 (but I came back with ~$1,700 leftover, due to my penny-pinching ways), but it was DEFINITELY worth it.
On a similar note... SE in Japan is rude.. they don't even give tours of their "building" or are friendly at all.. which is actually about three floors in a business tower. And Sony is actually VERY friendly, with a 10-floor showroom and some of the big shots greeting people at the door when they open up in the morning. Weird, huh?
 
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an 18th bday without alcohol is already not gonna work...my 18th bday was as big as yours...or a lil bigger, and it was on a beach. Was fun and all on the beach but without alcohol it would have been fun for only so long. Alcohol livens things up and makes a party oh so much more fun. Even if you dont drink...Im sure lots of people there would appreciate it :)
If all goes down hill...just take a few guy friends and that money and go to a strip club.
My suggestions are; a bonfire at night, food, tents, music (CDplayer or just a car is fine) and even though you say no...alcohol...will make it all so much funner for everyone.
....and no cheesy games like "7 minutes in heaven." lol you're not 12 anymore.
 
I think my parents took me to a restaraunt or something for my 18th birthday, I don't really remember.

My life sucks D:
 
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