P'EatZZa

[Nicolette]

http://www.7-eleven.com/products/pr...w?&subcategory_name=&product_id=01054&thumb=0

despite the kuluu naming convention to this thing, I decided to drop it in off-topic..

its a salad flavored half pizza, half sandwich..

who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

from nuklearpower.com =>

How fucked up is this thing?

It's a sandwich. But it's a pizza. And you can get it in "salad" flavor.

What I wouldn't give to have been witness to the sheer surreality of that meeting.

Who thinks their sandwich isn't pizza enough? And who looks at their pizza sandwich and thinks, "No, yeah, this is good. It's good. But, ah, can't it be more of a salad pizza sandwich?"

Honestly, is there a transcript of the meeting where this thing crawled out of the group-think minds of a dozen yes-men unafraid to boldly agree with whatever half-assed tripe dribbled out of their masters' mouths? I want in on that action.

If the P'EatZZa Sandwich was a car, it would have no wheels, three wings (the extra is for obvious archery purposes that require no explanation) and be submersible.)


and he's only had 2 of em.

 

[Torqameda]

It tastes like shit by the way...

 

[Shaunessy]

I don't know that looks pretty tasty. I'm going to have to pick one up and try it.

 

[Torqameda]

It's at Seven Eleven. lol

 

[Brin]

Its such a horrible idea ; ;

I remember when I first saw it on the Apprentice. Who comes up with this stuff? ;;;

 

[Torqameda]

Yea, that's where I first saw it too. Then it came out, and I was like, "What the hell is this? Can you say, "Refund"?" But they didn't give me one ; ;

 

[tauromachine]

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=16975

Those magnificent internet bastards actually did it.

 

[Torqameda]

It's been out for a while now. >.>

 

[CmdrFly]

Don't razz 7-11 for expanding their list of gourmet ready-to-eat meals. Do you know how many stoners across the world saw that ad for the first time and said, "duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude we have to get some of those"?

 

[Torqameda]

I was one of them. ; ;. Just, I'm not a stoner.

 

[darkataxia]

lol I use to work 3rd shift at a 7-11 for about 2 years...lmao... Do you know how many stoners I've caught stealing....lol one guys tried to steal one of the big hot pockets by nuking it in the microwave and shoving the entire thing in his mouth... As he was walking out I saw him and asked what he had in his mouth... He said "Nothing!" as bits and pieces of hot pocket came flying out of his mouth... Lucky for him I didn't call the cops..

 

[Mr.Wonko]

(pronounced Puh-Eat-Zuh)

Lame.