Perez Hilton gets bitched slapped!

[Morcheeba]

Funny clips I heard this morning on my way to work. "IN MY FACE" *insert stereotypical lisp*

So he insults the Black Eyed Peas and gets a scratch and embarrassed for it. Will-I-Am (or however he spells it) said it was a random fan attack lol.

Whatever, by the way Perez was carrying on about this he made himself sound like an abused and battered house wife... what.a.bitch.

As a grown man, if you insult people over and over, and attack (in this case) a woman, being Fergie, he may get the wrath of other men who feel it's a long time coming to teach this little twat a lesson.

He was soooo shocked, he's never been treated this way.

Sounds to me had he been through a playground scuffle a couple times in his life he'd have a better understanding of what to expect grown men will do.


:nopity:

Discuss?

Lets compare shall we..

Very ugly looking brusing, possible photoshop?

This was following the complaint on Twitter.. supposedly.

These Hollywood types just make me gag, as IF real shit can't or won't happen to them.

Common Sense dictates, if you piss off the wrong mofo he may very well hand you your ass.

Spoiler:

Perez Hilton Attacked by Black Eyed Peas Star Will.i.Am, Claims on Twitter

By Lee Brown
Jun 22, 2009

Controversial blogger Perez Hilton called police claiming that he was attacked by Black Eyed Peas star Will.i.Am - Perez, real name is Mario Lavandeira, claims he was attacked by the star and his entourage outside a club following the MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto, Canada.

Perez Hilton Makes Assualt Claims on Twitter (Image: Splash News)
The blogger almost immediately took to Twitter account, writing: "I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke." Within hours, the musician set up his own Twitter account to battle the blogger.

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"Perez Hilton is a liar," he said in one Tweet, then filming a short video clip. "I hit you Perez? C'mon dude, I didn't hit you," he says in the clip. "Instead of calling police, you Twitted that I assaulted you. Sounds like somebody wants mad attention."

He added: "They are lies. Shame on you. Shame on your behavior. That's just messed up." Toronto police confirm that Hilton had contacted them with an assault allegation, but had no comment pending an investigation. Perez's claims were clear to see in his Twitter posts. "I'm in shock. I need the police ASAP," his first read, soon adding: "I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities."

 

[Tristam Green]

This is what happens when rich little bitches have a sterilized life.

 

[Stine]

This is what happens when rich little bitches have a sterilized life.

I think that it's more of this is what happens when someone is an attention whore.

 

[Zaltana]

is this guy for real? :shok:

 

[Tristam Green]

Oh absolutely, there's that to factor in too.


*disclaimer: not all rich persons are bitches lol.

 

[Lucki]

*disclaimer: not all rich persons are bitches lol.

Yes. Yes they are

 

[Morcheeba]

Yes it's a bit much.

You guys should seek out some of his audio clips regarding this and listen to him, it's a good source of entertainment let me tell you.

See, I don't really think he should have gotten hit by how it's described it 'all went down', lol, but he had it coming.

How many times in our lives do we cross little bitches and want nothing more than to slap the shit out of them.. just once. Ya know.

He's a giant little bitch (yes I know... hush up), and this was a long time coming.

He insults someone publicly, he's asked to stop, he say's "I'll Try" and it eventually causes him a shiner. Boo hoo

 

[Tristam Green]

You guys should seek out some of his audio clips regarding this and listen to him, it's a good source of entertainment let me tell you.

You and I have a remarkably different definition of "entertainment" and therefore I assume you are using the term extremely loosely lol.

 

[Morcheeba]

You and I have a remarkably different definition of "entertainment" and therefore I assume you are using the term extremely loosely lol.

Heh, it IS entertaining. Listening to him stress words and statements like "IN MY FACEETH" is hilarious, because it's so sad. I think he thought he was untouchable or something.

He also said 'WIL I AM FOLLWED US TO OUR HOTEL, where he was staying as well'

It's freaking retarded lmao

It's just that he played this up soo dramatically it's hard not to find it humorous, because it's really just soo pathetic.

**just noticed my 'title' fails**

 

[Lucki]

Cut the guy some slack people, he's a very important person to the Hispanic community.

On September 15, 2008, Terra.com named Perez Hilton as the Hispanic of the Year in Honor of Hispanic Heritage Month.

 

[Morcheeba]

Cut the guy some slack people, he's a very important person to the Hispanic community.

I thought he was Italian..... :think:

 

[Lucki]

A quick wiki check would have shown otherwise...

 

[Bluefrost]

First pic may be photoshopped, as he lost quite a bit of weight in the past year. Plus, look at his hair.

Maybe someone hit him before?

 

[Miros]

I am not too happy to say that he's a homo.

Can we trade him for like...OJ or something?

 

[Jamba]

The first pic is actually fake, as much as many of us would like to think otherwise. It's make-up he put on for a Rolling Stone photoshoot.

 

[Halifirien]

I am not too happy to say that he's a homo.

Can we trade him for like...OJ or something?

Why downgrade?

 

[Hexx]

Cut the guy some slack people, he's a very important person to the Hispanic community.

OMG, if hes Hispanic of the Year, then I should, like be the Anglo of the Year or something. Hes about as Hispanic as Taco Bell for fucks sake.


Hes a tool pure and simple, any person who had truly been attacked by another would have called the authorities first, not twittered about it. Such an attention whore.

 

[Morcheeba]

OMG, if hes Hispanic of the Year, then I should, like be the Anglo of the Year or something. Hes about as Hispanic as Taco Bell for fucks sake.


Hes a tool pure and simple, any person who had truly been attacked by another would have called the authorities first, not twittered about it. Such an attention whore.

Actually he DID call the cops here. But see, Toronto is a huge metropolis and the cops simply said they'd TRY to make it but they had actual emergencies to deal with lol.

This is what I heard at least over the radio. I wouldn't doubt it, I can just imagine how he would have sounded, the cops would have thought him fucking drunk or something and it being a crank. I assume.

 

[Miros]

The first pic is actually fake, as much as many of us would like to think otherwise. It's make-up he put on for a Rolling Stone photoshoot.

My god what an ugly motherfucker.

 

[Morcheeba]

My god what an ugly motherfucker.

A loser to boot!

I've never actually seen a black eye quite like that, not filled in around the circumference.. just a nice bit of bruising and half moon shape usually just under the eye.