Pick-up lines....

[Sabia]

Me and swish kinda have a little thing going with FFXI style pick-up lines....I'm going to share some and then you can come up with some of your own! Let's get all creative-like....kinda like when we we're all glue-eating pre-schoolers!

ARTS AND CRAFTS PEOPLE!!!



"Did someone just cast Fire III on you? Because damn you're hot!"

"Are your parent's high level? Because when they made you, they definately synthed a +1"


Yeah..I know they're bad but I feel a mighty need for some comedy! :twisted:

 

[Tenkax]

How about you and me go XP horzinatally and I'll show you my Penta Thrust :roll:

 

[jender]

LOL - Sabia!!!!!! <hugs>


"Is that a mithkabob in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

 

[Duffman]

I just thought of a lot of them but they deviate
from pick-ups lines into just plain dirty.

(editing myself)

 

[jender]

"The size of your Long Sword makes me Magic Burst"

 

[Dirgesong]

"Baby, you got to need a raise 'cause all I see is an angel"

 

[Sabia]

If I was shiva you would be Ifrit....Baby you melt my heart :twisted:

 

[Sabia]

I'd take the XP hit if it were you giving me a raise allllll day.

 

[Tenkax]

Hey baby if you and me were Chocobo's, could I "wark" it in your stable.




yea...that was a bad one

 

[Sabia]

Tenk...they're all bad!! I LOVE IT!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

 

[Veresko]

Wanna see how I make XXX-Potions? :wink:

 

[Veresko]

Hey gorgeous, you're new right? Let me teach you the meaning of OWNED!

 

[decidence]

show me your jender and I will show you my vang


I crack myself up... -_-

 

[Veresko]

Leaping Lizzy? Yeah, that's me. Come, I'll show you!

 

[Veresko]

I may not lool like much now, but wait till you see my in bone subligars!

 

[Dirgesong]

"This Apron?? Heh, they gave it to me for my skill as a boner"

 

[jender]

"This Apron?? Heh, they gave it to me for my skill as a boner"

LOL

You make my bonecrafting skills rise

 

[Palum_Q]

My chocobo only seats one...but we can take the public airship.

 

[Chouzan]

Do you have {flee}? 'Cause you've been running through my dreams all night long!

 

[Tenkax]

If I were Jender I'd lick you too