Pillow fight pussy

I wonder if they had like.. bricks in those pillows..

Or that guy is really just a baby. <_<
 
I think he slipped a book in it, you could hear it though, no way he could swing so hard he'd make that kinda sound with a regular pillow.
 
I think he was actually more broken up about his face and the back of his head,

"Timmy what are you doing? Tiiimmmmmy...."

"He hit my face!"
 
Yea... that pillow made way to much noise to have nothing in it.

And he didn't complain as much about the direct face hit as he did to the finishing blow to the back of the head.

However, even with the nutshot there was way too much crying. There should have been more swearing, more chasing, and more revenge...ing.
 
One day I was playing ice hockey with some friends, and I took a slapshot in the nuts from a guy on our provincial (I'm Canadian, we have provinces not states) team. I was crying for a good 5 minutes. The funny thing is, I don't know who was crying more, me or my girlfriend. :P

Another time I was playing paintball with some friends during winter and I got shot in the nuts from about 30 feet away with a frozen paintball. The paintball didn't even explode. My nut however... :roll: Nah, just joking about that last part. But it was black and blue down there for atleast a week.

In general, you may laugh at this, but you wouldn't find it quite as funny if something like it had happened to you before. Nut shots are bad news for all...
 
Corrosion said:
One day I was playing ice hockey with some friends, and I took a slapshot in the nuts from a guy on our provincial
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Being from Arizona, we played a lot of rollerhockey (rollerblades) due to the lack of frozen water around these parts. I was playing goalie one unfortunate afternoon and took a hefty slapshot to the groin region. Somehow it hit me at the perfect angle to where it got all thigh (I suspect divine intervention) and I just lightly grunted it off and yelled out "IS THAT IT, YOU PUSSY" to my friend, who just stared in horror at the goalie with the steel testicles.

It was worth the reprimand from the onlooking parental units.
 
_Neosquall_ said:
I once had an A xbox fall on my nuts from about 5 feet high, I was in withdrawl for about 15 minutes.
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Yeah, i bet there was withdrawl... your nuts withdrawing into your abdomen. lol but seriously, that shit hurts.
 
Vlishgnath said:
Corrosion said:
One day I was playing ice hockey with some friends, and I took a slapshot in the nuts from a guy on our provincial
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Being from Arizona, we played a lot of rollerhockey (rollerblades) due to the lack of frozen water around these parts. I was playing goalie one unfortunate afternoon and took a hefty slapshot to the groin region. Somehow it hit me at the perfect angle to where it got all thigh (I suspect divine intervention) and I just lightly grunted it off and yelled out "IS THAT IT, YOU PUSSY" to my friend, who just stared in horror at the goalie with the steel testicles.

It was worth the reprimand from the onlooking parental units.
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Yeah, I wasn't quite that lucky. There was no yelling, more whimpering and whining for someone to carry me off the ice... :wink:
 
if you read part of his shirt u can tell he might (and bold that( idk how :roll: ) be one of those guys who might(bold that too) live with his parents and doesnt know any swears.

(P.S. theres someone in my school who's a senior and he doesnt swear no matter what for some reason :idea: gave him a nut shot before but no swearing)

(dont qoute me or plz dont take me as being offending :cry: )
 
I, too, am a victim of a slapshot in the groin. ; ; Everyone playing rollerhockey came over to see if I was ok, I yelled for everyone to get the fuck away from me. I just wanted to be alone... me and the cold floor that kept uh... swelling? After that experience, for a week straight I wanted to wear a cup wherever I went. Work, the bar... I was living in fear.
 
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