Pirates Or Ninjas!

Pirates OR Ninjas

  • Ninja

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Pirate

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    0

Odon

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GO! :shock:
 
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/em makes his letters real big using /em cause he doesn't know the other way.





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obviously ninjas.
 
REAL ULTIMATE POWER

At which point WE FLIPPED OUT





HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Neo's Points : 5!
 
6. What's your reaction to www.realultimatepower.net 's claim that ninjas and pirates are enemies?

I'm actually friends with the author. He's disillusioned about ninjas, because he thinks pirates are gay. How is any race that almost dies from only eating meat gay? Pirates hate vegetables so much that they'd rather die from scurvy than break down and eat fruits & vegetables. Unlike Ninjas, who primarily eat tofu and wuss powder.

Source: http://maddoxmania.com/secrets.html
 
Has anyone not seen the awsomness and real ultimate power that are ninjas! They make me feel good even in my pee pee.
 
Man, Pirates are like Gay Ghetto Ninjas. They're flambuoyant thieves who pretend they know how to fight, and the only reason it seems that they CAN fight is because they only fight other Pirates with an equal lack of skill, or merchant fleets, and how skilled is a merchant at anything but buying sugar in Bordeaux? Of course, sometimes the odd Admiral can best a Pirate Captain with his military training. Why the hell do you think the most seasoned Pirates have limbs missing? You never see a Ninja with a peg leg or a hook.

Ninjas, however, are not only excellent thieves and masters of stealth, but they are also deadly assassins.

So, Ninjas, if I had to choose. But I'd like to include the Kodiak Bear or the Cowboy in this poll--but not Calgary Stampede white boys in the back of a pickup truck with hockeypucks and fake snakeskin cowboy hat Cowboys, I'm talking real six-gun rawhide sidewinder chewin-on-hickory Cowboys.

I decided to make them proper nouns for this reply.


Also: Nice Red X, Sabia.
 
pirate any day cap'n
 
It seems that in my feverish ranting I forgot to account for charisma.
 
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