POL NEWS: Server Shutdown Imminent

[Jebidiah]

crap. this is going to suck

I am afraid we are sad to announce the shutdown of the Final Fantasy XI server, Quetzalcoatl.

We have done all we can to prevent the player known as Jebidiah from reaching the maximum level cap. We have tried banning his credit card, spawning NMs on top of him, including Cerberus, we have tried turning off his drops in order to discourage him from playing. But all of this has failed, so we are shutting down the server as a last resort. We thank you for playing, but most of all we thank you for your 12.99 a month, suckers.

P.S. We put puppetmaster in the game as a joke, we hope you appreciate our AMAZING sense of humour.

Ding! Samurai 75! [All Right!]

 

[skreb]

bored???

 

[neophytal]

w0w...

 

[Firebrand]

8)

Fire

 

[CmdrFly]

I hereby absolve the Pimps of any and all relation to this guy.

Again.

Congrats!

 

[Kelyon]

Server first

 

[Blackchaoshero]

I hereby absolve the Pimps of any and all relation to this guy.

you're doomed regardless, you accepted lenneth didn't you?

grats man ^^ that first one is the worst, thank SE for hasso or you'd still be out there exping b^^d

 

[Pylea]

Congrats again Jeb! BTW very funny post lol

 

[CmdrFly]

you're doomed regardless, you accepted lenneth didn't you?

He threatened us with pictures of his disease-riddled serpent if we denied him, there was no choice.

 

[Blackchaoshero]

He threatened us with pictures of his disease-riddled serpent if we denied him, there was no choice.

when i stare at your avatar... i can't hold anything against you D:

 

[Shyrra]

Lol, that's a clever way to make a level 75 thread =)

Congrats.

 

[shmedly]

Nice post and gratz on 75. Ding Badda Badda Bing!!

 

[Mattaru]

Lol, very funny. Congrats man!