Pooping is great. Sometimes in the day I have a "poopmergency", which is when I have to suddenly go poop. But either way, it's always nice. Just when it burns, which is rare, is when it sucks. And yeah, I love when wiping is not needed.
I like how I saw the title of the thread and then the first few words of it and immediately knew it'd be an Upex creation.
I also like when people poop with the door closed and the fan on. Unfortunately, that doesn't happen often enough at my house. And I have to walk past the bathroom to get to my room.