premature ejaculation

[Acutie]

maybe that one time in college

 

[Uzor]

No because if you are premature you can do it twice as many times lol.

But its still equally enjoyable :3

 

[Khajit]

So long giant quivering vagina lips. Not like you could make me premature ejaculate anyways. D:

So basically as if it wasn't hilarious enough with the name already you made the vagina lips pink?

 

[Langly]

Premature ejaculation? It's called SPEED SEX people. I'm just tryin to beat my best time.

 

[JerkFace]

Just remember,

A wizard never ejaculates early, nor does he ejaculate late, he ejaculates precisley when he means to.

 

[Negorissimo]

Premature ejaculation is the product of not masturbating enough.

 

[Thelona]

as a public service announcement, I'd like to ask that no woman ever take it personally when your guy is premature, take it as a compliment, believe me, it is one.

 

[Hexx]

as a public service announcement, I'd like to ask that no woman ever take it personally when your guy is premature, take it as a compliment, believe me, it is one.

{True Strike} PE just means you (ladies) did an awesome job as far as....."stimulation" is concerned......

 

[Romper]

I mask my premature ejaculation as quickie sex.

I always have quickies. Miros can support this statement because this one time...

 

[Thelona]

Miros can support this statement because this one time...

go on......... continue....

 

[Romper]

go on......... continue....

Who hasn't slept with Miros? He makes us all gay. He promises us sweets, money, and everything we could desire. Then he knocks you out with a golf club after giving you a viagra cocktail.

 

[Miros]

That sounds about right. ;p

 

[Zaltana]

So long giant quivering vagina lips. Not like you could make me premature ejaculate anyways. D:

Fag! Stop making me laugh! :mob:

 

[Acutie]

Premature ejaculation is the product of not masturbating enough.

if that is the case, does too much make it harder, and eventually impossible?

 

[Thelona]

if that is the case, does too much make it harder, and eventually impossible?

yes.

 

[Acutie]

personal experience?

 

[Excalibur]

I was gonna quote something from the first page to put in my sig....but after reading this thread I'm just gonna sig the whole damn thing.

Is it too late for thread of the year nominations?

 

[neville]

Who hasn't slept with Miros? He makes us all gay. He promises us sweets, money, and everything we could desire. Then he knocks you out with a golf club after giving you a viagra cocktail.

Me.
Where do I sign up?
:3

 

[Grandphoenix]

inb4 necro lock