Project Mayhem (For The Bored People)

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i got real bored and i just finished reading fight club and found these funny stuff ppl shuld do :P


Rules:

THE FIRST RULE OF PROJECT MAYHEM IS YOU DON'T ASK QUESTIONS.
THE SECOND RULE OF PROJECT MAYHEM IS YOU DON'T ASK QUESTIONS.
THE THIRD RULE OF PROJECT MAYHEM is NO EXCUSES.
THE FOURTH RULE OF PROJECT MAYHEM IS NO LIES.
THE FIFTH RULE OF PROJECT MAYHEM is YOU HAVE TO TRUST TYLER.

NO QUESTIONS, NO QUESTIONS, NO EXCUSES, NO LIES.



Your Homework: Simply place "Out Of Order" signs on all of the ATM machines in your area.

First, get some weed killer or grass killer (available almost anywhere). Now during the night--either by yourself or with friends--travel to various locations in the city and spray blurbs onto their lawns (haikus, catch phrases, or juvenile vulgarities if nothing else). By the time the sun rises on the lawn, your contribution will be forever molded into their landscape. From what I know, the only way to fix this is to destroy the whole lawn, a double plus.

give it a go, remember to be creative with your phrases.

This is one where you either have to have an old piece of shit car, or the balls and know how to steal a car. Find a McDonalds or a Burger King that has a drive through. Park the car in it and disable the car in any way possible (slash tires, stuff up ignition barrel, and best of all chain and securily lock the wheels in place with bolt cutter proof locks, which are the round padlocks). If done well enough the vehicle shouldn't be able to be towed out, and they'll have to bring in a crane, seriously disturbing business. This was done in New Zealand to great effect, as any attempt to drag the car out was digging big cuts into the pavement.

1. Buy some pepporoni pepporoni.
2. Find a really nice car or just the car of someone you hate
3.Prepare to do some micheif in the middle of the night.
4.Put the slices of cold pepporoni on the painted portion of the car in the shape of your choice, (be creative.)
5.By the time the morning comes the owner will pull off the pepporoni slices.
6.The paint will peel off of the car in the shape you put the pepporoni in.

im bored
 
Lol black, i worry about how much of this you have tried out.

Oh well at least it's not another video of someones genitals being destroyed/changed.
 
lol, im reading these funny quotes from fight club, makes me laugh so much

after vigorous sex with Tyler Durden]
Marla Singer: My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.

hahahaha, this made me laugh for some strange wierd reason >.>
 
heres my personal favorite, that i came up with all by my self! :twisted:

go to a fast food drive through, put a sign that says 'Speaker damaged, please yell' on a drive-through mic!
optional bonus points: go INTO the fast food place and watch the drive through guy get yelled at :twisted:
 
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