Promyvion - Holla. Starring Tilk and Secret...

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Short story: Tilk and Secret are idiots.

Long story:

Went on yet another Promyvion Holla tonight (I haven't kept count of how many I've done, but goddamn it's adding up). We had a two-party alliance of people who had pretty good attitudes and seemed to know what they were doing. In my party, we had a WAR/NIN called Secret. The infamous Tilk was in the other party as WAR/NIN.

Dellionhart, who's a lot more patient than I am, pulled the alliance together and gave a detailed description of what to bring and what the BC fight would be like, as well as what to do to get to next floor, etc. Repeatedly. In Jeuno, before we left, so everyone could stock up on potions, etc.

Everything is going well until we get to the second floor teleport. After we kill the receptacle, while killing the remaining strays, out of nowhere, Tilk uses his two-hour. When we get to the next floor and rest up, people start asking him why he did that. His answer? "Because I felt like it." People in his party start getting annoyed. He gets huffy and tells everyone to lay off. People explain that his party will need his two-hour in the burning circle fight. It comes out that Tilk had managed to miss the fact that there is a burning circle fight at the end. But, he tells us, it'll be an easy fight and anyway his Mighty Strikes wouldn't make a difference anyway.

We keep moving and find the receptacle in the third floor. We agree that I will pull strays to camp. I pull a few, and out of nowhere, Tilk starts running up to the receptacle and pulling more. Besides the fact that he's pulling when someone else was, he's getting hit with Empty Seed--because he's running right up to the receptacle and shooting the strays, instead of, you know, SHOOTING FROM A FUCKING DISTANCE like the rest of us humans do-- (making more work for the mages), and getting aggro or links on just about every pull he makes. But he keeps on bringing them to camp. Like I said before, the rest of the parties were pretty good so we handled them ok. But he just keeps and keeps on pulling, no matter how much the rest of us are yelling at him to stop (and not responding to us in any way). We were fighting three or four strays at a time (and this is in the last teleport, so the fucking things actually take time to kill). I had long since stopped pulling and the the rest of us melees were scrambling to kill all the strays Tilk was pulling. Tilk, if you had been in a party of mine, I would have booted you and let your sorry ass die.

We get to burning circle. Here we have another hissyfit from Tilk because another party member mentioned he seemed different (more careless) than when they partied before. Tilk, I kid you not, blists someone in his own party right before BC. The rest of the alliance eventually persuaded him to undo it, for obvious reasons.

In the meantime, the party I'm in gets ready. We get voke order worked out, Dellionhart once again explains about poison potions, etc. My party goes in. We get all our buffs, food, etc., up, mages are resting MP before we start fighting, and Secret just now decides to mention he doesn't have his two-hour for another half hour. We decide to give it a try anyway. Our voke setup is: 1st blink tank -> me -> Secret. We're doing ok, though Secret's vokes seem a bit off, chipping away at the mob's health. He (the mob) is getting down there and other blink tank and I use Mighty Strikes. First tank is getting hit pretty hard, I use voke but the mob won't stick to me, keeps going back to first tank. Then we notice Secret isn't voking. Because he got slept. Because he somehow managed to miss the whole lecture about the poison potions. I guess when he saw the rest of us poisoning ourselves he figured it was just something we do for fun. First tank dies. Now it's just me for tanking because Secret is still snoozing away, as he would remain for most of the fight. The RNG is still up and shooting away, and I'm voking like a motherfucker to keep the mob from chomping the RNG and mages. He keeps cursing me and using life drain. I had holy waters so the cursing wasn't bad. But this guy hits hard. I keep using hi-potions, and notice the WHM isn't healing me. I died, of course, and then so did RNG and WHM (who for some reason decided to sit and heal MP when we were telling her to get out). SMN (Dellionhart) was able to get out.

I went through ten hi-potions in quick succession when it was just me tanking. TEN. FUCKING. HI-POTIONS. Which I wouldn't mind, except it was because the WHM wasn't healing me. She threw me two measly cures in that whole time. Her reasoning? "I can't heal you guys when you run out my range!" Well, you fucking have legs, don't you? If the mob is on the other side of the room because one tank is dead, another is useless, and the third is trying to keep it from killing the RNG, you walk a few feet towards them and CURE.

Oh, and Tilk? I heard you refused to voke and screwed your party over. Nice work, dumbass.
 
anes i hate to do it...but i Told ya So~! :p
ya, tilk is now king of the fucktard shitpile now that all the rest of the careless people jumped into hell. kinda sad he didnt join them actually. but then again, least we still get to post about the dubass things he does on our server forums. id hate to have to travel allllllll the way over to some strange servers forums to catch up on the latest tilk-tardness.
~Syn


ps:
(this is not a slam against everyone that went to hell, just an observation that alot of the 1st hilv na noobs went there.)
 
While doing this mission with my faithful team. *As mentioned before* This NM was a piece of cake *at our situation*
Again the PT config was War/Nin *me*, RNG/NIN, SMN/WHM, MNK/WAR, WHM/BLM and BLM/WHM
My 2hours was not up as we have a terrible time heading up to the BC in Promv- Holla due to some problems and made me use Mighty Strike. Yet, without it, we still able to demolish that faggot.

anesly wrote:
My party goes in. We get all our buffs, food, etc.,

If i am not mistaken. You are not suppose to buff in this fight as the NM is able to suck it. Only Blink is acceptable and nothing else including food*food, i think*. Buffing will only make the battle harder.

anesly wrote:
Then we notice Secret isn't voking. Because he got slept. Because he somehow managed to miss the whole lecture about the poison potions.

Well, I can't comment much about this as I don't know what actually happen. Was there a checklist down before the battle? Did Secret eat any poison potion? This occur to me before. I ate my poison potion however the NM was being a smart ass and slept me when my poison effect was down. However, the WHM woke me up and we continue our battle to victory. Well I think Secret shouldn't be blamed for this unless he didn't take poison potions. However, if he did take poison potion, then it is the party who didn't handle things well when it is out of hands.

Regarding about Tilk. I have no words to describe him.
 
Tilk, eh?

/em wanders off to FFXI and /blists the n00b.
 
:(

damn.. another lost :(
one flaw of the PT was the smn.
they are completely useless avators get slept. and cant launch 2hr
 
Kirayamato said:
Anesly said:
My party goes in. We get all our buffs, food, etc.,

If i am not mistaken. You are not suppose to buff in this fight as the NM is able to suck it. Only Blink is acceptable and nothing else including food*food, i think*. Buffing will only make the battle harder.

Well, that depends on whether you decide it's worth taking the hits minus buffs or to let the NM absorb a buff once in a while--he doesn't take *everything,* just one at time (I don't have my battle log anymore though, I should save and compare how you take more damage, at the rate I'm going I'd have a solid statistic sample ><).

Kirayamato said:
Anesly said:
Then we notice Secret isn't voking. Because he got slept. Because he somehow managed to miss the whole lecture about the poison potions.

Well, I can't comment much about this as I don't know what actually happen. Was there a checklist down before the battle?

Like I said Dellionhart went through a detailed list what we would need--including poison potions, holy water, etc. several times. Others, me included, explained the deal with the poison potions a bajillion times before we lelft, so people could buy them, and several times along the way, and as we were getting ready for the BC itself. He didn't use poison at all.
 
Kirayamato said:
Anesly said:
My party goes in. We get all our buffs, food, etc.,

If i am not mistaken. You are not suppose to buff in this fight as the NM is able to suck it. Only Blink is acceptable and nothing else including food*food, i think*. Buffing will only make the battle harder.

Well, that depends on whether you decide it's worth taking the hits minus buffs or to let the NM absorb a buff once in a while--he doesn't take *everything,* just one at time (I don't have my battle log anymore though, I should save and compare how you take more damage, at the rate I'm going I'd have a solid statistic sample ><).

Kirayamato said:
Anesly said:
Then we notice Secret isn't voking. Because he got slept. Because he somehow managed to miss the whole lecture about the poison potions.

Well, I can't comment much about this as I don't know what actually happen. Was there a checklist down before the battle?

Like I said Dellionhart went through a detailed list what we would need--including poison potions, holy water, etc. several times. Others, me included, explained the deal with the poison potions a bajillion times before we lelft, so people could buy them, and several times along the way, and as we were getting ready for the BC itself. He didn't use poison at all.
 
AAAAH DOUBLE POST *smacks self*

Synical said:
anes i hate to do it...but i Told ya So~! :p

Quiet, goat boy. :twisted: Yeah, I know :cry:, if you'll remember I was kind of iffy on having him there, though several people said he's not too bad to PT with (I'd never been in PT with guy). Dear god what an annoying POS.

yanzi said:
IIRC secret is japanese... maybe communication problem?

Yeah. I don't know how good his English is, but I'm not willing to cut him any slack on it, because if you don't understand what's going on, you speak up and say so, ask the party leader, ask your LS or friends about it, or /pol your lazy ass off and look it the fuck up. He had plenty of time to do so or to say he didn't know what to do during BC while we were getting there, and never once spoke up to say he didn't understand or didn't know.
 
Well, that depends on whether you decide it's worth taking the hits minus buffs or to let the NM absorb a buff once in a while--he doesn't take *everything,*

That one buff can potentially determine the outcome of a fight. It's best to make sure the ONLY one at any given time is "poison" as sort of a bullshitter. He will absorb the poison potion "buff" ;)

Everytime I went we made sure we had no buffs on, and I've been successful in the holla BC about 4/5 times now.[/quote]
 
KK... I am seriously thinking that Tilk is a bought Character. They were asking me a lot of questions a guy of his level should know. and from all the posts on him I would assume my prediction is correct.
 
I doubt Tilk's char is bought. I've known him for a long long time now and he still knew who I was when I messaged him.

I also pt'ed with him not too too long ago when I was mid-60's SMN... he knew what he was doing.
 
I was rolling before I even read the thread.
Excellent title!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Aye... I agree... Form your own PT with people you know...

If you haven't, you can use my Promyvion - Holla Video as a "Study Guide" of sorts... That's what I'm doing with Genkai 5... Even though that should be a no-brainer.

But, yeah...

Promyvion... Or as I like to call it... the:

DIMENSION OF JUDGEMENT

Forget listening to what people tell you on the flame board as soon as you step into Promyvion... Promyvion is the "Deciding Land"... If you don't weed out all the good from the bad players by now... Promyvion's gonna do that shit for you; don't you worry.

Promyvion judges everyone...

More than ANYTHING, Promyvion tests your intellegence, strategic skills, organization, coordination, and social skills... REALLY tests your social skills...
 
lol@ Secret working in a NA group

that racist mob training motherfucker who was a pita back in my HNM group days...

hahaha
 
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