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Found this browsing at random on google...
I'd make a joke in this space but the link goes more than far enough for me.
I'd make a joke in this space but the link goes more than far enough for me.
psychotronic mind control 101
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Dead sessy.
That's a photoshop waiting to happen.
On a side note: you just got my ass chewed for waking up the woman who was sleeping soundly on the couch before i started horselaughing.
That's a photoshop waiting to happen.
On a side note: you just got my ass chewed for waking up the woman who was sleeping soundly on the couch before i started horselaughing.
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After having seriously taken a look at this site instead of laughing and posting the link for others to enjoy i found some things that bear highlighting. I HIGHLY recommend checking out the testimonials on the site if you found strid's pic as funny as i did, the pics are a solid 10 for a laugh but the testimonials and responses from the site owner are absolutely comedy gold.
Signs of an affected pet:
Does your goldfish seem content to merely swim around in a little bowl observing you?
Alien mind control.
Paraterrestrials (also referred to as "aliens" in the popular literature) are known to use psychotronic means of mind control to inculcate humanity to accept their evil agendas. AFDBs will work just as well against these signals as they do against human government and corporate ones.
Foil hat > Dubya and Wal-mart.
Besides engaging in mind control, paraterrestrials are also known to conduct abductions of humans for unknown reasons (most likely for medical experiments). Most paraterrestrials that engage in abductions are too scrawny to lift humans with their arms, and so instead rely on technological means to move the abductee from his or her bed or pickup truck to the waiting UFO.
Too scrawny to lift you up, just scrawny enough to assram you with an anal probe, take that darwin.
While an AFDB will certainly stop the psychotronic mind control that is used to keep the abductee immobile during the levitation process, it does not seem able to stop the electromagnetic field used for levitation. However, a researcher has found a way to interfere with this field and thereby keep the paraterrestrials from being able to levitate their abductees. This technology uses an AFDB like device worn on the head that contains Velostat, an EMF shielding material which acts to disrupt the formation of the paraterrestrial's levitation field, foiling the abduction attempt. If you suspect that paraterrestrials are attempting to abduct you, I suggest using a combination of AFDB and Velostat technologies.
now this kills me, how do you test something like that? "Can you abduct me now? .... Good."
The sister site/web ring found here is equally as priceless boasting such testimonial's as these gems:
"Since trying Michael Menkin's Helmet, I have not been bothered by alien mind control. Now my thoughts are my own. I have achieved meaningful work and am contributing to society. My life is better than ever before. Thank you Michael for the work you are doing to save all humanity."
- Jon Locke
“I am happy to report that the Thought Screen Helmet has been performing beautifully! It’s been over six months now and NOT ONE INCIDENT! Aside from some of the naive neighborhood kids and their taunting it’s been a blissful period.”
“The aliens clearly do not like the helmet.”
“I want to thank you and thank Jesus. The helmet works. ...I don’t feel alone any more.”
Mental people rule. These sites will be providing me with amusement for quite some time i think.
Signs of an affected pet:
Does your goldfish seem content to merely swim around in a little bowl observing you?
Alien mind control.
Paraterrestrials (also referred to as "aliens" in the popular literature) are known to use psychotronic means of mind control to inculcate humanity to accept their evil agendas. AFDBs will work just as well against these signals as they do against human government and corporate ones.
Foil hat > Dubya and Wal-mart.
Besides engaging in mind control, paraterrestrials are also known to conduct abductions of humans for unknown reasons (most likely for medical experiments). Most paraterrestrials that engage in abductions are too scrawny to lift humans with their arms, and so instead rely on technological means to move the abductee from his or her bed or pickup truck to the waiting UFO.
Too scrawny to lift you up, just scrawny enough to assram you with an anal probe, take that darwin.
While an AFDB will certainly stop the psychotronic mind control that is used to keep the abductee immobile during the levitation process, it does not seem able to stop the electromagnetic field used for levitation. However, a researcher has found a way to interfere with this field and thereby keep the paraterrestrials from being able to levitate their abductees. This technology uses an AFDB like device worn on the head that contains Velostat, an EMF shielding material which acts to disrupt the formation of the paraterrestrial's levitation field, foiling the abduction attempt. If you suspect that paraterrestrials are attempting to abduct you, I suggest using a combination of AFDB and Velostat technologies.
now this kills me, how do you test something like that? "Can you abduct me now? .... Good."
The sister site/web ring found here is equally as priceless boasting such testimonial's as these gems:
"Since trying Michael Menkin's Helmet, I have not been bothered by alien mind control. Now my thoughts are my own. I have achieved meaningful work and am contributing to society. My life is better than ever before. Thank you Michael for the work you are doing to save all humanity."
- Jon Locke
“I am happy to report that the Thought Screen Helmet has been performing beautifully! It’s been over six months now and NOT ONE INCIDENT! Aside from some of the naive neighborhood kids and their taunting it’s been a blissful period.”
“The aliens clearly do not like the helmet.”
“I want to thank you and thank Jesus. The helmet works. ...I don’t feel alone any more.”
Mental people rule. These sites will be providing me with amusement for quite some time i think.
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the saga continues....
http://www.charlieeldredge.com/AFDBweb/afdb.html
Ok, i'm done for a while, expect random bumpage of crazy people with foil on their heads, this topic wont be going anywhere for a minute if i can help it.
http://www.charlieeldredge.com/AFDBweb/afdb.html
Ok, i'm done for a while, expect random bumpage of crazy people with foil on their heads, this topic wont be going anywhere for a minute if i can help it.
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WTF im trying to read that website right now but im having to take a break to catch my breath. i think the picture of the child wrapped in foil did me in there for a minute