One day after lunch I thought to myself Why not go to college and see if there are any hot chicks to pick up, and when I got there boned her in da the phonebooth, we forgot that it was thursday so now she's late! with her monthly period and bleeding all over so we decided to go to the carribean. My pants fell off while boarding the ship. This lead to great A broken engine in my pants so we went to our cabin full of onions. Later I ran to the store and saw a Uber PLD named Koryu who was being a molester to a man by molesting innocent Tarutaru Males. THe police came and did the macarana. Koryu fell of a bridge, humped a camels inner cheese. Then a JP Gil seller MPK'd him So we stole Koryu's very sickening items, with sushi, peanut butter and liver. So i rolled out the biiiig tartaru doobie machine, and created a California cheese burger with two big huge flamingos that doubled as floatation devices in case a tornado swirled in from the biiig town on the sea with floating midget prostitute bodyguards. Midget prostitutes are good but not as good as the day i humped a 3 legged bi curious albino batman that called superman "u F***ing nOOb!"
So, the midget kicked the football into a huge levitating wheel of Freezing black fire, which disappeared. Creating a huge orgasm of colors, called the rainbow pot. the gay man watching Raivyn have gay sex got an erection. This Made Baby Jesus cry until his eyes bled Then heretics had spontaneus combustion and many kittens died and then a fatttttttttasss like killerclown actually found a job at a strip club. And with his G-string he strangled a random elephant with hot dogs. And then he woke sticky, smelly and confused then Killerclown got a raise for being such a chimpanze. It sucks alot because he lost his mad skillz at doing nothing that is useful.
Suddenly his testicles imploded and he started to cry like a baby. a full moon turned me into a werewolf so i could maul your mother on mother's day. “Expectative deleted!” she screamed as her head rolled away. There he stood, like a power ranger, he took a step and fell over, in a huge pile of nasty mutated dung beetle dung. he got up and He barffed up a used tampon from McDonalds which he bought for the purpose of beating Taurothar over the noggin- he sleeps with naked Michael Jackson and then Death visited him.
Laughing, he ate a BLT without bacon, so it was called a LT Then Ronald McDonald came ba-da ba ba-ba! I'm f@$#ing it, and then ate some Burger King. Answa then went to post yet again, because He made Argy sad because he couldn't get laid, if his mom say "sonny, no humping cactuses (cacti?). You'll get a rash." so he humped a big donkey and then the donkey had babies. They looked scrumptious. I grabbed my handy dandy spork and had spork fight with Argenin. the avatar stealer oves men because they have more nipple hairs and also have a- keen sense of hygiene. Voltron is better at Kicking the shit out of rabid ass monsters. I suddenly realized that this will never end, He-Man breakdancing is like Moses eating a Whopper and me spamming "OMGWTFBBQLOLLLZZZZZORRZZZZZROFLCOPTER4TW" in god fights. Argy then realized that Cubswoo is actually MC Hammer and that drugs were instant noodles curry powder that exploded in your Friend's Mouth, causing much break dancing. Sex Maniac, Killerclown decided to search porn online, but explosives hidden under his closet full of cheese Wiz and David Hasselhoff with Pamela Anderson doing yayo, prevented him from successfully orgasming without laughing. the fork god, miruyasha loves "The Hoff" because it tastes like cheese. Suddenly, MightyMouse bursts through but gets snacthed by Miruyasha's testicles, causing severe trauma on the chick.
She/he then looked for his/her inner child, searching he found a man. That wanted the Super Uber Fantasticly Delicious Honey bunches of oats factory. Dong Smith George said "Beware of smoking monkeys!" because they do the crip walk on tuesdays. Killerclown walked in and DECAPITATED SO MANY KITTENS that he had to cry like a girl And did naughty things like start fires inside of the bowels of satan so satan grabed a tuning fork of ice and fought Shiva Prime. But to Satan's surprise
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