Question

[Nalyubuites]

My ass hurts...how can I fix this?

 

[OniTatsujin]

1. Get up
2. Walk to door
3. Open door
4. Go outside
5. Close door
6. Walk more outside
7. Wander outside
8. Go back to door
9. Forget keys
10. Throw a molotov cocktail at door
11. Run away from your burning house
12. Now wait for new computer
13. Wander more outside
14. Get new computer
15. Play FFXI
16. Now ass no hurt

 

[chpal]

/em casts cure IV on Nalys ass. there^^

 

[Shakaar]

Been sitting in a crap-arse chair playing FFXI for hours on end? I've had that happen to me, I add extra cushioning, usually helps.

 

[Mr.Wonko]

Dance! Dance like your very life depends on it! MUWAHAHAHA!

 

[Sindern]

Oh shit oops... I found the problem. Turns out you left your coke bottle in the chair and then sat on it. You might wanna pull that out of there.

 

[teng]

as above

hehe Naly seem to have thensame problem as me. As a person that has no life, my contineous effort to stay in FFXI had made my ass and back sore. A few 1-2hr sleep normally fixes that as i do play 15hrs or more per day on weekdays and over 22hrs on weekends everyday

 

[jender]

/Jender believes in the fine art of Ass Massage

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :twisted:

 

[Nalyubuites]

:shock:

 

[Scoobor1421]

/Jender believes in the fine art of Ass Massage

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :twisted:

Jender any time you would want a Ass Massage I would be more then happy to help you with that. :lol: I went to school for Massage theorpy. Never really learned how to massage an ass, but how hard can it be

 

[buell]

massaging an ass is a joy that requires the utmost attention. you can't just go in there no holes barred (in a manner of speaking). use some lotion or sented oils. by all means enjoy your experience. play with the ass. if you htink they will like it... maybe give it a slap. but in the end, they should feel relaxed and satisfied.

 

[Veresko]

Been sitting in a crap-arse chair playing FFXI for hours on end? I've had that happen to me, I add extra cushioning, usually helps.

Better yet, buy one of my chair! lol www.rouillard.ca

 

[jender]

/Jender believes in the fine art of Ass Massage

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :twisted:

Jender any time you would want a Ass Massage I would be more then happy to help you with that. :lol: I went to school for Massage theorpy. Never really learned how to massage an ass, but how hard can it be

:shock: I have always been interested in Massage Therapy - how long did it take you to school for it?! :shock:

 

[Kiere]

Weeeeeeeee Ass massages! Thank God it's friday!

 

[alanon]

/Jender believes in the fine art of Ass Massage

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :twisted:

/em suddenly feels some slight ass pain comming on himself. :twisted:

 

[Scoobor1421]

/Jender believes in the fine art of Ass Massage

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :twisted:

Jender any time you would want a Ass Massage I would be more then happy to help you with that. :lol: I went to school for Massage theorpy. Never really learned how to massage an ass, but how hard can it be

:shock: I have always been interested in Massage Therapy - how long did it take you to school for it?! :shock:

1 year only wasn't that long