Racial remarks censored

Mokk said:
Where's the cracker jokes, i'm offended all these other ethnicities are getting made fun of more than mine.

Equal opportunity racial bashing, can i have it ?
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I wanna hear some Asian jokes so all the JP wannabe's flip-out.
 
meeze said:
I don't get why racial remarks are censored. They are just words, and people shouldn't get bent out of shape by them.
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Oranges? Oranges? Oranges anybody? ::P:
 
What do you call an asian walking a dog?

Vegetarian.

What do you call an asian walking a group of dogs?

A herder.
 
theres this building...
on the first floor lives the mexicans...
the second live the blacks...
on the third floor live the asian...

one day at 2pm a fire breaks out... who lives?










the asians... i said 2pm, ths asians were at work.
 
How do u know if a asian has robbed your house?


When u get up in the morning your taxes are filed your pc is updated and hes still in the drive way in his car not being able to back out. XD
 
Oh come the fuck on guys, stop talking about black people that way! You know I had a black person in my family tree? In fact, he's still hanging there...

*dun dun chish*
 
meeze said:
Read most of my posts, they don't have any ethnic slurs in them. I don't understand how people can be offended when they are not being talked about.
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What are you bill clinton now?

"I was not alone in the hotel with Miss. Luiwinski" (shure there lots of other people in the hotel, but he was he onlyone in the room with her)

This is not about semantics this is about your upset you can't be racist bigget anymore.

You can make the argument I shouldn't be offended because you weren't racest to me specificly. Calling me a "****" a "slant" and "Charlie". Your saying I shouldn't be offended by any of these terms just because your too damn stupid to get your slurs right.
 
LMFAO Neo... always with the humor..
 
Hmmm.. guys... maybe Yoshi is right about all of this...








Nah, if you get offended by this well there's always th option not to read it.

"Football for the blackman 101"
Section 1.1 "How to make your black running back hold onto the ball."
a. Paint it the color of a watermelon.
b. Give it to him.
c. Put a redneck behind him with a shotgun.
d. Sit down in your lawn chair and enjoy your martini and a great day of spring training.
 
Blazeoffury said:
Hmmm.. guys... maybe Yoshi is right about all of this...








Nah, if you get offended by this well there's always th option not to read it.

"Football for the blackman 101"
Section 1.1 "How to make your black running back hold onto the ball."
a. Paint it the color of a watermelon.
b. Give it to him.
c. Put a redneck behind him with a shotgun.
d. Sit down in your lawn chair and enjoy your martini and a great day of spring training.
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Technically you'd be right but, when biggited dolts like mezze come onto your threads that don't even involve them and crap on them with racist and biggited filth, are you too saying I should not be offended, only because the person is jackass, I could understand this argument if the person was mentally retarted. But then I'd ask for proof of Mezze's disability.

http://www.qcdn.org/showthread.php?t=23209

It was edited by Sculli thankfully. Mezze's bullshit killed peoples brain cells everytime they saw it. But given he's a proud bigget I doubt he'll deny it.
 
Blazeoffury said:
Hmmm.. guys... maybe Yoshi is right about all of this...








Nah, if you get offended by this well there's always th option not to read it.

"Football for the blackman 101"
Section 1.1 "How to make your black running back hold onto the ball."
a. Paint it the color of a watermelon.
b. Give it to him.
c. Put a redneck behind him with a shotgun.
d. Sit down in your lawn chair and enjoy your martini and a great day of spring training.
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O.O i almost feel prejudice reading that
 
So there's this jumbo jet about to take off when all of a sudden the captain comes on the mic and says "Ok everyone listen up, the weight capacity is overloaded so I will have to nicely ask some of you to please exit the plane and hop on board the smaller plane we have ready."

"In order to make this fair I will ask everyone to leave in alphabetical order so I will have to ask all the AFRICAN AMERICAN people to please depart this plane and hop on the other flight"

So all the black leave and board the other flight except one black family, the son looks up at his father and says "Dad that's us we really need to be getting on the other flight." The dad just ignores his son.

The captain, taking notice of the one black family still onboard is a bit disgruntled and gets on the mic "OK, um...gonna have to ask all the BLACK people to PLEASE leave this plane and hop on the mini plane, thank you"

Once again the father is not budging and his son looks up at him and says "Dad that's us we need to go" yet the father is having none of it.

The captain is pissed by now and practically screams over the mic "OK THEN NOW I WILL HAVE TO ASK ALL THE COLORED PEOPLE TO PLEEEASE BOARD THE OTHER FLIGHT, THANK YOU!"

The son looks up at his dad who is still not moving and says "Dad we HAVE to go NOW he is talking about US!"

The dad looks at his son and says "NO SON, TODAY WE ARE ***********-S and the fucking MEXICANS are going before us!"


ARR ARR ARR!
 
Why don't Black people like Advil?

Because they have to pick through cotton to get to the pill.


Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?

Because he doesn't know he's black.


How do korean babies get their names?

Their JP doctors drop them on their heads and the first thing the baby says becomes their name. (Ex: Dong Hyun, Haehoon, Yu-bhin!)


Why do Mexicans eat burritos on Christmas?

So they can have something to unwrap.
 
An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food.

The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza.

Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza.

The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably. He asks the delivery man, "What the heck did you put on this pizza?"

The delivery man bows deeply and says, "We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only." (pepperoni) (Pepper onry)
 
Argenin. said:
How do korean babies get their names?

Their JP doctors drop them on their heads and the first thing the baby says becomes their name. (Ex: Dong Hyun, Haehoon, Yu-bhin!)
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FUCK YOU!

I hope you burn in hell for all eternity!
 
And yet again Vang pulls off another victory behind his computer being his E-thug self...

Gotta love it.
 
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