Racial remarks censored

Isomiau said:
What do you tell a black jew?

get to the back of the oven.....
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Fuck! I forgot about that one...
 
Why did the arabs get oil and the irish get potatoes?



Because god gave the irish first pick.


What are the worlds shortest books?




Italian war heros, Jewish buisness ethics, Blacks I've met while sailing, Irish wit and wisdom.
 
How do asians name their children?
They throw a can down stairs and use the sounds.

How do Africans make their street lines?
They make their people lie down on the floor and tell them: "You smile, you don't. You smile, you don't."

How do latinos kill roaches?
They take their shoes off and squash them... wouldn't want to get your shoes dirty.

How do latinos delete things on the computer?
Liquid Paper.

What's the difference between a white man and a rock?
One's alive.
 
How do you tell the difference between an English speaking person from Quebec and a Quebecois?


The english speaking person goes to college, gets a job, gets married, has a family, and retires at age 60.

The Quebecois smokes pot, starts a band, complains about english speaking people, rallies against the government, loses the rally, gets arrested for smoking pot, gets kicked out of the band, and loses all his hair.

The difference? The Qubecois didn't start until he was 60.



Canadian ethnicity jokes suck. :banned:
 
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WTF is a "Spear Chucker" and a "Space Donkey"? O_o
And just out of curiosity, what'd the words for a French or Swedish person be? o.o
 
Jules said:
Not looking for any sympathy.. sorry about your luck on that one. I know that shit would not be said to in the face black guys I know. If was even attempted I guarantee that the white boy trying would never have to worry about another dental visit.
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Actually I've said that to a black guy before, note he was my friend and he knows it was a joke, and if you said it to a black guy in a demeaning manor, you should get ur ass kicked^^
 
How do you "create" a samoan?
Sand blast an ape.

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

How do you starve a black man?
Hide his food stamps under his works shoes.

What do you call a filopino origami maker?
Manila folder

How do you blindfold a ****?
Dental Floss

What do you call a fat Chinaman?
A chunk.

What do you get when you breed a black and a mexican?
A thief who's too lazy to steal.

Why do ******s call white people "honkies"?
Thats the last sound they hear before they get hit!

What happens when a Jap with an errection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
 
oh god my grandpa told me so many racial jokes.

what do you call 100 black man at the bottom of a river?
a good start!

what do you call 1000 black man at the bottom of a river?
liter.

what do you call a native driving?
Car theif.

what do you call 2 natives in the backseat?
arrested.

hmmm. what else can i remember?

(this one is mean and my grandpa loves this one)
why are black people the first to die in movies?
they deserve it (no one hate me for that)

what do you get when a greek person and a french person of a kid?
FREAK!

what do you do if you see a black person hoping on one leg?
stop laughing and reload.

those are some that i can remember atm lol.
 
What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?

The Ni9gers
 
yo, Myrrh's Grandpa has some funny ass jokes...

here's a few more...

Whats the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the road and a dead black guy?

tire marks before the dog...


How do you know Adam (from Adam and Eve) wasnt black?

ever known a nikka to give up a rib?


All in jest and i could go on for pages, but believe i'm not a rascist...I hate everyone equally...seriously, I eat dark meat, I own a colored tv...I joke about black people but i feel every family should own one, we have some in our family tree (thats a lynching reference)... suckered yall in there eh? thought i was gonna be all apologetic about this shit...they're jokes, get over it

Why are Italians eyes brown?

cause they're so full of shit...

Why is Italy shaped like a boot?

cant fit all that shit in a shoe...

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral...

one less drunk...
 
Sorry I didnt feel like reading the whole 12 pages of this but I love race joke. Im a black guy thast really always encouraging my white friends to crakck at me I talk about while ppl enough. Like meeze said the only time I take offence to it is when its meant to be takin offensive. Ive lost at least 5 good jobs in my life due to rasict ass crackers thaty I wish would die *I loved some of those jobs* but im stayin in good spiririt of it. I like the race joke because the more ppl use those words like niqqer spic so of so forth eventually I believe they wont mean anything. More and more ppl these days joke about race like you ppl here the less serious I take it in RL meaning the less it bothers me, so a whilte man can call me a niqqer *trying to offend me*IRL and ill just go along my way and take care of my busniess. Thats the problem george carlin said in a early stand up in the late 80s we shouldnt be worried about these words we should be worryed about the racists assholes using these words. But hows is there to know whos racist, well look at the context of the joke most ppl can see if someone really means what they say or if there tellin a joke or even there trying to make it look like a joke and they mean it. Even if there is a racist guy who can tell a a race joke to a black guy he tells enough jokes hell hell start laughin at the white jokes too.
I was in jail once for a week for very irresposible reason and I made this racist guy respect me. I heard his bull shit oppinion out which from a black guys shoes some of the shit they say is true. The only thing he lacked in knowledge is whats its acually like to live in a bad neighborhood like that and why my beautiful black ppl are stuck in this circle of failure and selfdestruction. Im not gonna get into that now thats a really long discussion.
How ever the jokes I been hearing on are funny as hell especialy vangs joke about fathers day and a someone joke about the black guy pickin up the cotton towel of the floor. However even though black ppl are the most talked about race SPREAD THIS SHIT OUT ALITTLE MORE there plenty of other races in this world this why yall gonna talk about my ppl like that :). Other than that keep the jokes comin im remembering some of these for some RL situations
 
Answa~ said:
omg... I laughed so hard the whole computer lab is staring at me... ><
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Yea .... lmao it did the same, and now my teacher keeps glaring over at me.. :(
 
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