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Yea .... lmao it did the same, and now my teacher keeps glaring over at me.. :(
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I know the feeling, was in class checking out the forums while some other people were finishing a test... I busted out laughing :(
 
heheh this thread is great.. heres mine my best friend told me this a few years ago..

why doesnt mexico compete in the olympics>?






Cause all thier best runners and swimmers are already over here~!~


yeah its pretty cheesy but im a cheesy kinda girl~~
 
hope i dont screw this up, better joke teller than typer...

black guy walks into a bar at the top of the Empire State building. He sees a white guy there who takes a shot of tequilla, than runs and jumps out the window...a few seconds later the guy is blown back thru the window and sits back down at the bar...The black guy walks up to him and says "that was amazing, how did you do that?" White guy says, "no trick really, just that we're so high up the cross winds simply blow you back in window"..."here watch"...white guy takes another shot of tequilla, runs jumps out the window, and a few seconds later is blown back in...Black guy is like thats amazing, i have to try it...orders a shot of tequilla, downs it, runs jumps out the window and plummets the 100 and sumptin stories to his death....Bartender walks over to the white guy and says........"Superman, are you fuckin with the n!ggers again?"
 
So .. my mom's over and just told me this one, had to share.

A parapalegic irish man wheels in to a pub on St. Patty's day. Sitting at the bar he notices jesus sitting across the room. He asks the barkeep "hey, is that jesus over there?" the barkeep nods. "Well, send a hot cup of coffee on me." which the barkeep does.

An englishman with a humped back limps in to the pub and sits down next to the irishman. taking note of the same thing he asks "hey, is that jesus over there?" to which the barkeep and irishman nod. "Well send him a hot cup of tea on my behalf."

A redneck saunters in to the bar and promptly orders a cold coke. Taking notice of the irishman and englishman staring down the bar he sees jesus and asks "hey, is that jesus down thar?" to which they all nod in reply. "Well, shit" he replies "send him a cold coke from me."

A few moments roll by and jesus calmly gets up after having finished his drinks and makes his way to the irishman.

"For your kindness you have been healed." says jesus, and the crippled irishman dances a jig out the door.

Jesus then moves to the englishman and repeats "For your kindness you have been healed." The englishman promptly gets up and starts doing backflips out the door.

Jesus then makes his way to the redneck who promptly jumps up and screams "Hey man, don't touch, me i'm drawing disability!"
 
Brace yourselves . . .

What does an Alabama girl say after losing her virginity?

"Get off, Daddy! Yer crushin mah cigarrettes."
 
2 weeks, so hopin this doesnt qualify as necro, but it doesnt warrant a new thread...

for this joke you will need a quarter dime nickel and penny....aligned as such...

(Q) (D) (N) (P)


then ask someone to identify the difference between the 4...

not the size, not the material, not the monetary denomination...

eventually they will recognize that all the presidents are looking to the left, save for Lincoln who is lookin right....

the punchline that comes out of no where....

Yeah, your friends would all turn their backs on you too if you free'd the slaves..... :biggrin: :biggrin:
 
Everyone whose against this thread should stop posting. I think this stuff is funny, even if it sounds racist. Like Meeze said, if it's not directed at you or not an attack at you, don't take if offensively. You just kill the fun.

_Neosquall_ said:
Oh come the fuck on guys, stop talking about black people that way! You know I had a black person in my family tree? In fact, he's still hanging there...

*dun dun chish*
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I've seen lots of funny jokes on here that bring me a good laugh...

BUT THIS ONE HAD ME LMAO'ING.



Alright, a Mexican and a Black person are in a car. Who is driving?




The police.
 
What do you get when you cross a mexican and a chinese?


A car thief who can't drive.







>< ...
 
So, theres a Duck and a Skunk walkin down the street.
On day, the Duck asks "I wonder what i am..." The skunk replies, "Well, you got a beak, you float on water, AND you can fly, so you must be a duck"

So later that day the skunk wonders the same thing about himself. The duck replies "Well, your not quiet white, not quiet black, and you smell... so you must be a mexican"
 
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See i don't know why people get uptight about some jokes, its comendy that makes the world worth living. I mean call me a bastard but i love all these jokes ^^ now if i could only think of more racist jokes..... give me 10 min
 
That coin joke is frigging hilarious! I can't believe the coins actually align that way.

Anywho, I have a bad one:

There were three men showing up to the construction site on their first day, a Spanish, a Russian, and a Chinese guy.

The foreman walks up to the Spanish guy and says you are in charge of bricklaying, I want a wall up over there by tomorrow...

He says to the Russian guy, you are in charge of dirt, I need two dump truck loads of dirt and mulch piled up over there by tomorrow...

He says to the Chinese guy, you are in charge of supplies, get all the stuff these guys need to work on finishing up this project.

The next day the foreman comes around....

The Mexican guy has built a wall up about ten feet high,

the Russian guy is dumping his second huge pile of dirt up off to the side,

but the foreman doesn't see the Chinese guy, he asks the Russian where the Mexican is and he says he doesn't know, so they are walking around and the Chinese guy jumps out from behind the piles of dirt and says









SUPPLIES!!!
 
Got a few more:

why do black people smell?
so blind people can hate them too


One day in a second grade classroom a teacher says, "O.K. class, today were gonna study animal sounds. Can I have the first volunteer?" she says. This kid stands up and the teacher says "O.K., What kind of sound does a cow make?" The kid says "Moo-Moo". Very good said the teacher. Now whose the next volunteer? This other kid gets up and the teacher asks "What kind of sound does a horse make?" So the kid says "Hurr-rr-rr". Very good the teacher says now next volunteer? This black kid gets up and the teacher asks O.K. what kind of sound does a pig make? The kid says "HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD MOTHERFUCKER"!!!
 
Acks said:
Got a few more:

why do black people smell?
so blind people can hate them too


One day in a second grade classroom a teacher says, "O.K. class, today were gonna study animal sounds. Can I have the first volunteer?" she says. This kid stands up and the teacher says "O.K., What kind of sound does a cow make?" The kid says "Moo-Moo". Very good said the teacher. Now whose the next volunteer? This other kid gets up and the teacher asks "What kind of sound does a horse make?" So the kid says "Hurr-rr-rr". Very good the teacher says now next volunteer? This black kid gets up and the teacher asks O.K. what kind of sound does a pig make? The kid says "HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD MOTHERFUCKER"!!!
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LMFAO that Pig one is AWESOME, i can't stop laughing.
 
Why are there so many ugly people in Wal Mart?
And they're not just 'hm... you could use some makeup' ugly, but 'omg! wtf?! do you have a disease?!' ugly. I mean people that literally you don't want to look at because they're so damn ugly you feel like you're going to puke but you can't help looking because its fucking amazing that they even exist.
Its like the store magicly skips 20 levels of ugly and reaches a new whole new plain of fugly that only exists there.
And there will always be atleast 1 black person with some weird looking huge lumps on thier face. I don't know wtf those lumps are but they look like deformed balloons and I've never seen them on any other race.
And also there will always be 1 fat ass white woman with long brown curly hair, a unibrow, and permanent frown on the always half open mouth on her droopey, wrinkly face. She looks even weirder because even though she's 300 pounds she's still flat chested.
There will also be atleast 1 interracial couple there, usually a black man and white woman. The man will look the normal but the girl be fall under atleast two of these categories: redheaded, pale, fat, ass-ugly.
And there will also be atleast 1 abnormally large fat person thats huge and gives new meaning to obese. Gotta get them 2 for 1 jogging pants sales!
There's also going to be a loud mouth fat kid in a black sleeveless shirt with short curly hair begging his mom for some shitty generic version of a popular toy because he's too stupid to notice the difference in color scheme, design, logo, and brand.
Also the person working in the electronics section will be old, ugly, and crankey and will try to card you for buying a game rated T. There will also be some trailer trash people standing next to the game section having a 'serious discussion' about video games and you just want to laugh at how stupid they sound and how incorrect thier statements are. Want even more humor? Ask the worker to recommend a game for you.



... and I still want to know wtf those lumps are on those black people's faces!
 
meeze said:
I was raised around black people, doesn't make me a ***********. Jews born in germany didn't make them german, they still got holocausted with all the jews from everywhere else. If korea revolted against white people, you and your family would've been on the grill with the dobermans.
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har har har, you live in richmond? Ya, im sure ur from the hood
 
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