PM him a dozen thousand "dumbfucks" then at the start of every week, at least that way you can keep it out of flameboard posts that could be otherwise decent reading.
I didn't say decent reading generated by him, your posts aren't that bad though, and would be better if you got rid of the countless dumbfucks, and Raivyn clearly is trying to make up for the comedy genious that was Tyrion. note, trying.