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WHITN3Y TOKS 2 CHAD ABOUT H3R PROBL3MS!!!! OMG SHE SAYS SHA IS UNABL3 2 PLAY T3NIS ANYMORE B/C SHA CAN’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’S MOM HAS DONA 2 HAR1111!1! OMG WTF WHITNEY SAYS SHE CANT B AS BAD AS H3R MOM AND SH3 BTS BTS HIS MOTHER N3VAR HAD AN AFARE WIT JULIAN CRAEN
EV3!!!1!1 OMG WTFIS IN HAR CAR AND IS CRYNG!111 OMG WTF ETHAN FINDS HAR ON DA ROAD AND ASKS IF SHE IS AL RIGHT?!?!!!? WTF EVE SAYS SH3 ISN’T1111!! OMG ETHAN ASKS HER WUT IS WRONG?!???!!!? OMGEV3 SAYS IT IS BAD IT IS RILLY BAD!111 OMG WTFSHE SAYS A PATEINT OF HERS ISN’T DONG V3RY W3L AND SHE HAS L3T IT G3T 2 H3R1!1!!! OMG WTF ETHAN DOESN’T WANT 2 LAAEV H3R LIEK THIS BUT SHE SAYS SHA WIL B FIEN!11!!1 OMG WTFSH3 SAYS SHE IS JUST GONG 2 SIT HER AND COMPOSE H3RSALF!1!!!!1 OMG WTF SH3 THX HIM FOR S2PNG BUT INSISTS SH3 WIL B FIEN1!1!BAK AT TEH MANSION JULIAN LOKS AT A PHO2 OF EVA AND WOREIS ABOUT HER!!11!1 WTF HE KNOWS HE CAN’T CAL H3R SO HE CALS HER C3L PHONE11!1!1 AVE TALS JULIAN ABOUT HAR LAETST PROBLEMS WIT WHITNAY!!1!!!! OMG WTF JULIAN THINKS AVA SHUD TEL WHITNEY TEH TRUTH BUT EV3 SAYS SHA IS AFRADE TC WUD TRY AND KIL HIM BFORE HA H3ARD TEH WHOLE S2RY11!1!1 OMGJULIAN TELS H3R 2 FORG3T ABOUT HIM 2 MANY P3OPL3 R INVOLVED NOW SO SHA SHUD T3L TC11!111! OMG WTF EVA SAYS SHE CAN’T FOR SO MANY REASONS!!11 OMG JULIAN RAALIEZS SH3 IS CRYNG BUT SHA SAYS SHE ISN’T1!!111 OMG SH3 SAYS SHE HAS 2 GO AND HANGS UP
ELSAWHARA1!1!!!! OMGAT DA CRAEN MANSION GWEN THINKS THIS PLAN OF HAR MOTHER’S IS 2 CRU3L!!!11! WTFREBCA TELS GWEN 2 KEP HER EY3S ON TEH PRIEZ AND SHE RAVAALS DA SECOND PART OF H3R PLAN 2 GW3N!!!!!1 SHA GIEVS H3R A PEICA OF PAEPR WHICH GW3N RAADS1!!111 OMG GW3N SAYS THIS IS HORIBLE1!!1!!11 WTF RABCA SAYS SHA IS BRNGNG THEIR DOWN SHE WIL NEVER SE HER SON AGANE1!1!! OMG GWEN SAYS THIS IS 2 MUCH THIS WIL HURT PILAR AND DA OTHER MEMBRS OF THEIR FMILY!1!11 WTFRABCA SAYS TH3Y R THEIR BLOD RELATIEVS AND THEY WIL FIGHT HER 2TH AND NALE FOR LITLE 3THAN11!1 GWEN SAYS SHA DIDN’T THINK ABOUT TAHT BUT SHA DO3SN’T WANT OTHERS 2 B HURT!1!11!!1 OMG WTFRABCA SAYS U HAEV 2 BR3AK A FEW AGS 2 MAEK AN OM3LAT AND SHA IS GONG 2 BRAAK AS MANY 3GS AS IT TAEKS 2 MAEK SURE SHE BCOMES LITLA 3THAN’S MOTHER!!11 OMGR3BCA CONVINCES GWEN ADOPTNG LITL3 ETHAN IS TEH ONLY WAY SHA WIL SAEV H3R MARIAEG SO GW3N AGRES 2 DO IT!11!!1!1 OMG REBCA SAYS FIRST THNGS FIRST SHE NEDS 2 TOK 2 JULIAN!1!1 OMG WTF RABCA GOES 2 SE JULIAN AND ASKS HIM 2 SIGN A FORM!1!11!11 OMG WTF JULIAN ASKS IF HE HAS WEILD3D ENOUGH POWER FOR ONA DAY TEH LAST THNG HE WANTED WAS 2 GET LUIS SUSPANDED1!!!!!!! OMG WTF R3BCA SAYS SIGN IT AND WH3N HE LOKS AT IT HE SAYS HE WIL NOT DO THIS 2 DA LOPEZ-FITZGERALDS1!11!!1 RABCA TELS HIM TAHT IF H3 DOESN’T SHE WIL GO 2 TC AND TEL HIM EVARYTHNG11!!! HE SAYS HE WON’T DO IT SO REBCA SAYS H3 WIL ONLY SIGN HIS D3ATH WARANT AND D3STROY 3VE’S LIEF!!1!!!11 WTF SUDANLY ATHAN R3TURNS AND T3LS GWEN ABOUT SENG 3VA PULED OV3R ON A R3ST S2P ON ROUT3 9 AND HOW SH3 WAS V3RY UPSET!!111! OMG WTF R3BCA KNOWS THIS NEWS IS KILNG JULIAN!1!1!111 OMG WTF SH3 TELS HIM TAHT H3 IS FRE 2 GO SE HER AND DO WUT HE WANTS AS LONG AS HE SIGNS H3R DOCUMENT
111!! OMGJULIAN SHOWS UP AT TEH R3ST S2P 2 COMFORT 3V31!111!HA ASKS Y SHE DIDN’T TEL HIM WHERE SH3 WAS?!!!?!SHE SAYS SH3 DIDN’T WANT HIM 2 SE HOW UPSAT SH3 WAS111!!!! OMG WTF JULIAN SAYS TAHT IS WUT HE IS HARE FOR!1!1!!1 OMGAV3 CREIS ON HIS SHUD3R TAHT HIS DAUGHTAR HAETS HAR!1111!11JULIAN T3LS H3R TAHT IN TIEM WHITN3Y WIL SORT THNGS OUT AND RAALIEZS SHE MISJUDGED HER!111111EVA DO3SN’T THINKS SO BUT JULIAN SAYS THNGS CHANGE!1!!11!1 OMG WTFHE SADE IF SOMEONE 2LD HIM TW3NTY-FIEV YAARS AGO TAHT H3’D B HOLDNG HER IN HIS ARMS AGANE H3 WUD SAY TH3Y W3RE JOKNG BUT HER3 TH3Y AER!!!!!! OMG WTF SUDENLY AVA GETS AN IEDA!!1111SHE SAYS SH3 THINKS SHA KNOWS A WAY SHE CAN TEL WHITNAY A WAY SHE WIL UNDERSTAND111!!1!1EV3 SAYS IF THAY CUD FIND THEYRE SON TH3Y CUD INTRODUC3 HIM 2 WHITNAY AND THEN SHA WUD UNDERSTAND THEY WERE SEARCHNG FOR THERE SON
LUIS!!!11!!1 WTF SHOWS UP AT DA STATION 2 SE SM!!!11 OMGLUIS APOLOGIEZS FOR BNG LAET AND AXPLANES SHARIDAN CME 2 VISIT!!11! OMG WTFSM DOESN’T LOK PLZ AND FINALY TELS LUIS TAHT HA NEDS HIS GUN AND BADGA B/C AS OF RIGHT NOW HA IS SUSP3NDAD FROM DA FORCE1!!111 OMG WTF LUIS ASKS Y???!?!? SM R3MINDS HIM WUT HA DID AT TEH HOSPITAL11!!1 WTF LUIS SAYS HE WAS OUT OF HIS MIND WIT GREIF BUT SM SAYS DA BOARD WUDN’T BUY TAHT AS AN AXCUS311!!! OMG WTFSM SAYS THEY WANTAD HIM FIERD BUT HE TOKED THAM DOWN 2 SUSP3NSION1!1!1!! WTF SM T3LS LUIS TAHT HE HAS 2 LEARN HOW 2 CONTROL HIS AMOTIONS1!1! OMGSM ORDERS LUIS 2 GIEV HIM HIS GUN AND BADG3 B/C AS OF NOW H3 IS SUSPENDED WITHOUT PAY
MIGUAL!11!111 AND PILAR R WORKNG AT DA CRAEN CAN3RY AND MIGUEL IS FURIOUS WIT DA WORKNG CONDITIONS H3R3 TEH POR PAY AND HOW HE HAS LOST CHARITY1!1111 OMG MIGUEL SAYS HE HAS NOTHNG 2 B GRAETFUL FOR RIGHT NOW!1!!1! BAK AT TEH LOP3Z-FITZGERALDS THEYRE CONTINU3S 2 RAM3MBR H3ARNG REBCA HURT LITLE ETHAN (AT LEAST WUT SHE THINKS SHE HAARD) AND SH3 SAYS SHA NEDS 2 G3T LITLE 3THAN AWAY FROM REBCA!1!!!! PILAR AND MIGUEL COMES HOM3 AND THEYRE ASKS HER MOM WUT IS WRONG WIT MIGU3L?!?!???!! SHA SAYS HA IS DOWN AND HE HAS GIEVN UP HOP3 AND THINKS HA HAS NOTHNG 2 B GRAETFUL FOR!!!1! OMG WTF THEYRE UNDERSTANDS HOW HE FELS AND SH3 TELS H3R MOM ABOUT RABCA ABUSNG LITL3 3THAN AND HOW NO ON3 BLEIVAS HER!!1!111! WTFPILAR TELS HER CHILDR3N TAHT WH3R3VAR THEIR IS LIEF THEIR IS HOPE1!!!1!!SH3 SAYS THEY CANOT GIEV UP1!!!!!! OMG LUIS WOKS IN AND SAYS TAHT IS 3ASEIR SADE THAN DON31!!1!!11 PILAR TELS LUIS SHE KNOWS H3 IS UPSAT OVER LOSNG SHERIDAN BUT HA STIL SHUD B THANKFUL FOR HIS JOB1!11! WTFLUIS SAYS HA JUST LOST HIS JOB!111!!!!MIGU3L WOND3RS HOW THEY WIL PAY DA BILS??!!? THEIR ASKS H3R MOM WUT SH3 WAS JUST SAYNG ABOUT TEH BRIGHTER SIED?????! DA LOPEZ-FITZG3RALD CHILDRAN AL SIT AROUND AND COMIESRAET!!!! OMG WTF PILAR SAYS NOBODY SADE LIEF WAS 3ASY1111!! WTFLUIS TELS PILAR TAHT SH3’S ALWAYS TOKNG ABOUT SENG TEH SILVER LINNG BUT TAHT IS WT THRE OF THEM HAEV DON3 THEYRE WHOL3 LIEF AND LOK WHERE IT GOT TH3M AL!1111! WTFMIGUAL SAYS TEH ONLY THNG BNG POSITIEV GATS U IS A QUIK KIK IN DA TETH1!!11PILAR SAYS THEY R AL VERY BL3SED AND IF TH3Y DO NOT BLEIV3 TAHT THAN SHE IS DISAPOINTED IN AL OF TH3M1!!1 OMG WTFPILAR SAYS THEY AL NED 2 REALIEZ GOD HAS GIEVN TH3M GIFTS AND TH3Y R BLASED!!1!1 OMG WTFSH3 SAYS YAS SHE MAY HAEV LOST HER JOB AT TEH MANSION BUT SH3 IS LUKY 2 HAEV TEH JOB AT TEH CANARY!!!1!1SHA ALSO SAYS Y3S LUIS LOST SHERIDAN BUT THAY SHUD B THANKFUL TAHT AN2NIO IS HOME AND H3ALTHY!1!1!11! WTFTHEIR SAYS AN2NIO DOESN’T 3VEN WANT 2 TOK 2 THEM1!11PILAR SAYS TAHT WIL CHANG3 IN TIEM!11!1 OMG WTFSHA SAYS THAY HAEV 3ACH OTH3R AND THEYRE HOM3111!11 OMG WTFSHA SAYS IT WIL B TIGHT FOR AWHIEL BUT THEY WIL SURVIEV!!!! OMGTHEIR BGINS 2 CHER UP AS DO DA OTH3R LOP3Z-FITZGERALD CHILDREN1!!! LUIS PUTS ON SOMA HAPY MUSIC AND THEY AL DANCE AND TRY AND CHER UP
R3BCA!!!! WTF HEADS 2 TEH CAN3RY AND METS WIT TEH FOREMAN!11!1 OMGSH3 THINKS HE IS HOT AND SAYS AS RAVOLTNG AS THIS PLAEC IS H3 CAN FILET HAR FISH ANY DAY!!111 SH3 TELS HIM TAHT SHA IS HERE ABOUT DA LOP3Z-FITZGERALDS1!1!1!1 OMG WTF HA SAYS THEY R VERY GOD WORKERS!!1! WTFSHA SAYS YAAH WUT!!111!11 OMG WTFSHE TELS DA MAN TAHT SHA WANTS 2 DACIMAET DA 3NTIER FMILY AND HE WIL HELP H3R!!11 WTFRABCA AND TEH FORAMAN H3AD 2 DA LOPEZ-FITZG3RALDS AND SHE SPEIS ON THAM DANCNG IN THEYRE HOUSE!!11 OMG REBCA SAYS THEY SHUD ANJOY TH3MSALVES FOR NOW 2MOROW THEY WIL B CRYNG IN THEYRE SOUP11!!! OMG WTFREBCA THEN TALS TEH FOR3MAN IF H3 WANTS 2 KEP WORKNG AT DA CANERY 2 GO DO WUT SHA HAS 2LD HIM 2 DO!1111 OMGDA FOR3MAN RNGS DA DORBL AT TEH LOPEZ-FITZGERALD AND PILAR ANSWERS111! OMG WTF SH3 ASKS WUT SHE CAN DO FOR HIM??!!????CARLOS SAYS HE’S RILLY SORY BUT MIGUAL AND PILAR R FIERD
BAK!1!!! OMG AT TEH MANSION GW3N FINDS 3THAN R3SEARCHNG ADOPTION!1111!1! ATHAN SAYS IT CAN TAEK A LONG TIEM 2 ADOPT A CHILD!1!!111 OMG GWEN SAYS ESPECIALY WHAN U WANT A NEWBORN!11! OMGGWEN SUG3STS 2 ATHAN THEY NOT ADOPT A BABY THAY ADOPT A CHILD WHO IS A BIT OLDAR!!11!1!1 OMG WTFSHA SAYS IT MIGHT B EASEIR BUT TEH ONLY PROBLEM IS BONDNG WIT DA CHILD1111!!11 ETHAN SAYS IT WIL TAEK TIEM BUT 3V3NTUALY THAY’L BGIN FELNG LIEK A FMILY1!111!! SUDENLY LITLE 3THAN RUNS IN AND TALS HIM TAHT HE SHUD SE DA SNOWMAN HE BUILT!1!!! OMG ATHAN SAYS HE BTS IT IS VERY BIG AND HA’S SORY HE CUDN’T H3LP HIM BUILD IT!!!!!1 OMG WTF GWEN SMIELS AND THINKS ABOUT H3R MOTH3RS PLAN111! WTF SHA SAYS THAY WONT HAEV 2 WORY ABOUT BONDNG WIT THERE SON H3 ALR3ADY LOVAS THAM!!!!11 OMG LOL

A cookie to anyone who translates it.
 
It translates to.... Too much time on your hand(s).
 
GSEUS WAHT!

IT DSNEOT MTAETR WAHT PITOIOSN LERETTS ARE IN.

YUOR BAIRN ELISAY PCKIS UP WATHS WIETTRN BEASD ON THE FRSIT AND LSAT LTETER OF THE WROD IF THE CNXOTET MKEAS SNSEE.


Thank you, [Adult Swim]
 
translation=I'm a stupid teenage girl, shut me up by stickin meat in my mouth

<.< >.>
 
Here was my thought prosses:
1. sounds like a chick in high school
2. all the hot chicks were sluts
3. 1+1=2
4. maybe thats too much for ff11 peeps
5. naw its the truth
 
something about tennis ending the story with something about a son.. I don't wanna read all that.. wow :\
 
I like cookies...

Whitney Talks to chad about her problems.
Oh my god, she says she is unable to play tennis anymore because she can't concentrate on her game.
Oh my god, Chad Says her heart is not in tennis, not like it was in singing.
Oh my god, what the fuck. Chad tries to convince her to go with him and record a Demo!
Oh my god, What the fuck! He says they can send it to Los Angeles and before she knows it, she will have a record deal.
Oh my god, what the fuck. Whitney says he makes it sound so simple.
Oh my god, he says it's hard work but she can either fight for her dreams or lay down and die.
Oh my god, What the Fuck. He tells whitney that she can give up singing and take up tennis or she can do what she wants to do deep down inside.
Oh my god, whitney admits being a singer is all she ever wanted to do so chad suggests they head to the studio. Chad says he wrote a new song and would love to hear her sing it
Oh my god, what the fuck. They head to the studio and whitney sings chads song.
Oh my god, Chad is stunned by her voice and he says it is better than it was before.
Oh my god, what the fuck. He says it is like she is singing down from deep inside like she has been affected by the troubles of the past few months. Chad appologizes for hurting her, but she says this is not about him and L.A. too, yeah.
What the fuck, she says this is about what her mom and julian are doing. She swears that she will never keep a secret from him or from their kids.
What the fuck, Chad is givin hope by this statement because that is the first time since he came back from L.A. that she has talked about the m having a future. Whitney asks if he still wants one. Chad says he does. Chad says he wants to be married and have kids and he wants to do it all with her. Chad and whitney then are a kiss.
What the Fuck. Later, Chad begins to think about his mother and says mabye if they found her she could make up for what whitneys mom has done to her.
Oh my god, What the fuck.

on second thought... I can buy my own fuckin cookie.
 
some dumb bitch said:
WTFCHAD IS GIEVN HOPE BY THIS STAETM3NT B/C TAHT IS TEH FIRST TIEM SINC3 HE CME BAK FROM LA TAHT SH3 HAS TOKED ABOUT THEM HAVNG A FUTURA111!11
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Cookie plz, u know what kind.
 
Dowzer said:
some dumb bitch said:
WTFCHAD IS GIEVN HOPE BY THIS STAETM3NT B/C TAHT IS TEH FIRST TIEM SINC3 HE CME BAK FROM LA TAHT SH3 HAS TOKED ABOUT THEM HAVNG A FUTURA111!11
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Cookie plz, u know what kind.
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Thats a damn good eye, I second his request for a special cookie. He deserves it.
 
I thought it was writeup on the air speed velocity of a 3"x3" cube of lime green jell-o dropped from a building that's exactly 25 feet above sea level on the second floor when someone stands on a standard mini paperclip with their shoes off.


(crap gotta fix my notes and start the experiment over again >< )
 
Gatttsu said:
I thought it was writeup on the air speed velocity of a 3"x3" cube of lime green jell-o dropped from a building that's exactly 25 feet above sea level on the second floor when someone stands on a standard mini paperclip with their shoes off.


(crap gotta fix my notes and start the experiment over again >< )
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I bet you have to use pi in that one!
 
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