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Takumifujiwara

Takumifujiwara

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Today is weird.

I got home at 3 pm from work and am walking past my brothers car and think to myself that I should give it a start since my brother has been out of town for a week. I come outside 2 hours later and the car is gone, it was stolen.

I live in a nice rich area and we have security cars that patrol the condo area all the time just because. Yet its been stolen. My mom called the police as soon as we saw it gone.

I feel bad for my brother, hes coming home tomorrow to his car being stolen.

People are weird, who steals a 2001 plain jane Nissan Sentra? Luckily the thing is insured.

Just the kind of day I'm having.
 
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Tako... :(

I hope they find the car unless it's going to a chop shop and stripped then just leaving you a husk of a car on cinder blocks. Sorry to hear that bro, but I hope you find it and find those sons of bitches and hit them repeatedly in the balls with a hockey stick.
 
Wait... you left the car running? That sucks man. If you left the car running (keys inside car)... don't tell that to insurance. that'd be stupid.
 
No I came out 2 hours later to give it a start after I showered.
 
Update: My brother could be a possible dipshit.

Apparently he called my mom today at 12:34 pm saying he wasn't coming home until tomorrow night.

I spoke with neighbors and they said it was not there at noon when they came home for lunch, yet I was there at 3 pm and it WAS there.

When I thought about it I realized my brother may have been trying to get another day of vacation but the fucking moron comes and gets his car while trying to be sneaky and saying he was still up north.

When that thought occurred to me the officer was speaking with my mom so I stopped their conversation and had her call one of his buddies mom. She confirmed that eddie is back in town and is giving her son a ride home.


So think about that timeline:

It was here at 6 am when I left for work.
It was gone at noon.
It was back by 3 pm.
It was gone at 5 pm.

And the most epic freak out on this earth from my mom to my brother is going on as we speak on his friends phone because my jackass brother never charged his phone.

Needless to say this will be a fucking hilarious story for me to burn him on years down the line.

-Moron
 
lol well... it could have been worse.
 
I mean honestly what kind of moron says he will be back tomorrow yet TAKES HIS CAR THINKING WE WOULDN'T NOTICE IT WAS GONE?

We get a hold of him and the best thing he comes up with is that he is enjoying his vacation and wanted to stay out for a day longer. HOWS ABOUT JUST TELLING US THAT TEX!?

Honest to god idiot.
 
lmfao that's fucking classic dude. That's one for the nieces and nephews in the future. "Y'know kids, your dad has always been a dumbass. I remember this one time he was on 'vacation' and well, it's just sad. You see..."
 
Yeah man seriously, this is like a burn for life on him. I mean I already had good material but now I'm a golden god.
 
As a former owner of a 2001 Nissan Sentra, I can safely say that nobody would ever steal one unless there were no other cars within 20 miles.
 
Rollin' on lollerskates over here
 
lolol, judging by what I have read just here with your brother.. I bet you already have a LOT of burninating material on him XD

funny shit
 
BrandonHeat said:
Yeah man seriously, this is like a burn for life on him. I mean I already had good material but now I'm a golden god.
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i did a face palm when i read the update.
do me a favor when he is sitting there relaxed, sneak up on him and slap him upside the head. your poor mom jeez lol
 
Or you could just let it ride. Have someone say they saw someone who looks like (insert your brothers description here) person that stole the car and let the cops find him for you all. Then use his mug shots/finger prints as Christmas Cards.

Compromising Pictures are GREAT for Christmas Cards^^


Edit: sorry, I just couldnt keep the picture up for longer the an hour. Conscience was bothering me too much...
 
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