Rejected as an ambassador because of name!!

LOL
 
lmao i love how they have the link to the "biggus dickus" bit from Monty Python down at the bottom of the article.
 
...LOL. Wow. Talk about bad luck.
 
There's one part of this I don't understand: if people chant "Allah Akbar", does this translate as "Allah Dick"? Or is the Akbar bit the great/big part? I would laugh for a good few years if it turned out that Allah Akbar meant Allah was a penis, doubtful as it is.
 
That's hilarious.
 
bigbroon said:
There's one part of this I don't understand: if people chant "Allah Akbar", does this translate as "Allah Dick"? Or is the Akbar bit the great/big part? I would laugh for a good few years if it turned out that Allah Akbar meant Allah was a penis, doubtful as it is.
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the article mentions that akbar means "the greatest" or "the biggest" and ZIB is a slang word in Arabic for dick.
 
i wanna name my kid Richard Akbar now

In a related anecdote, My uncle hated his name "Richard Johnson" because it was a double whammy....... so he must be passive aggresive or really a dick because he named his son "Peter"

My best friend of 15 years still asks "hows dick and peter johnson"
 
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bigbroon said:
There's one part of this I don't understand: if people chant "Allah Akbar", does this translate as "Allah Dick"? Or is the Akbar bit the great/big part? I would laugh for a good few years if it turned out that Allah Akbar meant Allah was a penis, doubtful as it is.
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Seriously? lol. Allah Akhbar means "God is Great".
 
well i don't mind teaching you guys few new words ;p
 
We have a guy at work who's last name is Everhard. He *almost* got away with naming his son Richard, but his wife put the kibosh on that at the last minute.
 
Lol thats great xD

So anyway, I browsed the internet for some other bad combinations of names.
MSN had this listing courtesy of ancestry.com
Diseases
You'd have to be really sick to infect your offspring with virulent names like these:

Fever Bender (born 1856)
Leper Priest (born 1929)
Cholera Priest (born 1830 during the second cholera pandemic)
Rubella Graves (born 1814)
Typhus Black (born 1897)
Hysteria Johnson (born 1881)
Emma Royd (born 1850)
Kathryn E. Coli (born 1894)
Mumps Sykes (born 1891)

Professions
With names like "Mayor Bland," it seems like some parents had high, ambitious hopes for their children's future.

Cook Cook
Governor Bush
Lawyer Low
Doctor Love
Teacher Blackbear
Judge Savage
Editor Honeycutt
Mayor Bland
Sales O. Justice
Gamble Moore

Sins
The authors found 149 records for people named Lust, 70 for Greed, 12 for Sloth, and 830 for Pride. Which of the 7 deadlly sins was missing? Only gluttony.

Lust Garten
Greed Sister Mancini
Avarice Sullivan
Sloth Washton
Wrath Gordon
Envy Burger
Pride Saint
Greed McGrew
Pride Saint
Lust T. Castle

Irish luck
Plenty of parents must have thought that naming their child Lucky would translate into a bright future. In 1930 alone, there are 463 Luckys.

Some lucky favorites:
Lucky Green
Lucky Jewell
Lucky O’Brien
Lucky Pleasant
Luck Fortune
Shamrock Hardeman of Illinois
Shamrock Dates of Mississippi
Shamrock Holland of Texas

The religious types:
Saint Patrick Blan
Saint Patrick Forrest
Saint Patrick

The patriotic:
Ireland England
Ireland Green
Irish Sea
Ireland Brew

Whimsical:
Rainbow Green
Emerald Jewel
Clover Field
Clover B. Green

A St. Patrick’s Day feast:
Beef Cooper
Guinness Dack

Foods
Some parents loved eating so much, they named their kids after favorite meals, snacks—and even condiments:

Lunch Magee
Dinner Ware
Bread White
Hero Brat
Mayo Head
Mustard M. Mustard
Pickle Parker
Plum Sellers
Banana Bowdy
Cherry Grant

Bart Simpson pranks
Bart Simpson's prank calls to Moe's Tavern are nearly legendary, but the sad fact is that some people actually go through life with those goofy names. The following Bart creations all exist within the Ancestry.com databases:

Al Caholic
Oliver Clothesoff
I.P. Freely
Seymour Butz
Mike Rotch
Hugh Jass
Amanda Hugginkiss
Ivana Tinkle
Anita Bath
Maya Buttreeks
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Out of these names....which one is the worst?
Ancestry.com collected the "best worst names" of real, documented people from the U.S. Census Reports. Which do you think takes the cake?

Uranus Stukey
Ghoul Nipple
Acne Fountain
Lust T. Castle
Mary A. Jerk
Ima Whore
Mutton Bucker
Hugh Jass
Fanny Whiffer
Tackle Feigenbutz
Envy Burger
Bum Snoddy
Mule E. McCart
Lard Mooney
Good Hell
Emma Royd
Noble Butt
Naught E. Bishop
Stud Duck

Alot of people voted and the winner was Ima Whore. lmao!
 
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thank god you allow to change your name here in saudi >_> , i don't know if US allowed that
 
i just wanna know what his parents were thinking. lol
 
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