Retards that Can't make coffee at Dunkin Donuts: Die

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Synical

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I fucking hate some of the retards they hire at the Dunkin&Donuts down the street from where I live.
I seriously doubt some of these people graduated highschool, which gains my sympathy. However when I truck my ass up the street for a nice large Ice Coffee, and they repeatedly FUCK IT UP I start forgetting about that sympathetic urging.
Seriously how hard is it to make a cup of fucking coffee. If i'm paying $3 and change for this thing I expect that what I walk out of there with at least:

-Doesn't taste watered down.
-Doesn't make me say "WOAH THERE how about some COFFEE with that Cream"
-HAS FUCKING ICE IN IT. Ice coffee--> has ice. No ice present = NOT FUCKING ICE COFFEE

But instead what do I have the tard behind the counter paw over to me, then turn her back to go back to talking to her friend about the cool "gangsta clothes" she just bought for her 4 year old.
A beverage that failed 2 of the above 3 requirements. I Knew as soon as she handed it to me that there, in my hand, I now held an entire fucking quart of cream with no ice to be found and barely enough coffee in it to color it beige.
Now I won't pretend that i'm a patient person all of the time. But I do try.
However, when it comes to my coffee, especially if I haven't had any yet that day, I don't fucking joke around and i'm not in the best of moods until I have that caffine in my hand.
So it was with somthing of annoyance, aggrivation, and evil intent that I proceeded to have her Remake the fucking thing under my careful watch and step-by-step verbal instructions. The sad part is SHE was the one that looked fucking ANNOYED at having to deal with this "awful" customer. Talk about lack of respect and lack of self-respect.

~Syn
 
Well around by me, its the regular coffee that makes my stomach squrim. I swear every time i have a cup like 20 min after my stomach starts to dance on its own. Yeah and if I got an Iced Coffee like that i would ask them to make it again... then again if they did they would prolly spit in it lol.
 
Is Synical gonna have to choke a bitch?

Starbucks man... always the same, everywhere. Never had a mocha taste different than it does at the Starbucks 40 blocks away, in another city, or right across the street (yes, we have one... two Starbuck's kitty-corner to each other. No word of a lie).
 
CmdrFly said:
(yes, we have one... two Starbuck's kitty-corner to each other. No word of a lie).
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...I swear i think i heard this in one of Lewis Black's comedy routines. Do you by any chance live in a retirement neighborhood?
 
Rorschach said:
Do you by any chance live in a retirement neighborhood?
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I wish. Then I might be able to pick up the neighbourhood chicks on Friday nights. No, I live in a shitty old party house in the expensive new part of Burnaby - our house stands out like a horse's ass taped to Hilary Clinton's face¹.

No, the kitty-corner Starbucks is at the heart of downtown Vancouver. In fact, it's only a block away from the last standing Hooters in BC.

¹: Alright I lied... our house actually does stand out.
 
Starbucks is more of a west coast thing isn't it?
I'm pretty sure there isn't a Starbucks in my entire friggin state, but don't quote me on it. I've never seen a single one to be sure.
And at anyrate, more than likely, the same fucktard from dunkins that gets fired for coffee making incompetence would just mosey on over across the street to Starbucks, apply for a job there, and continue on with their Coffee-fucking-up careers.

~Syn
 
There are eight dunkin donuts in my town just north of boston. Four are in walking distance from my house. How i found the best one was to drive around and see the one that all the cops were going too. No lie, that one does make the better of the coffee. But you are right about them over creaming there coffee. I usually get there coffee beans and brew it myself.
 
Starbucks is more of a west coast thing isn't it?
I'm pretty sure there isn't a Starbucks in my entire friggin state, but don't quote me on it. I've never seen a single one to be sure.
And at anyrate, more than likely, the same fucktard from dunkins that gets fired for coffee making incompetence would just mosey on over across the street to Starbucks, apply for a job there, and continue on with their Coffee-fucking-up careers.
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Tennesee? TENNESEE!

yea, actually there was a funny story about dunkin donuts and my mom

my mom drives up to dunkin donuts and orders a coffee (not iced)

she asks for "extra extra" (extra cream extra sugar)

they prepare the coffee

they drop the coffee on the floor i guess, or on the counter idk it spilled though

they prepare it again this time they didnt put any sugar, or not enough

so my mom asks for more sugar

they close the window, didnt even take my mom's coffee back, and prepared another coffee

they then take my moms coffee, and throw it into the trash -.-

they give my mom the coffee, and of course it cant be perfect, so they didnt put creme (they probably rushed)

my mom got tired of it and went inside, nowone was cleaning up the coffee either

she had to go in and tell them what to do with the coffee, but we live kind of in an expensive town, but theres some really really poor parts in it, and thats where she got the coffee- teenagers operated the entire thing.

poor management, or maybe they just didnt give a shit...but God those people really need to start putting more enthusiam into their college savings
 
random hero said:
columbus ohio, easton town center 30 screen movie theather + huge ass mall. has 5 starbucks...5!!!!!!!! in about 2 square miles
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The town in Oregon where my GF lives has 2

on the same street

in a town with one street.

I'm not even shitting you.
 
Why would you expect a donut place to make coffee perfect? Go to a coffee shop for the love of god.
 
hey eulore, not like you'd probably get out much but as the name implies, "Dunkin" Donuts is not only a donuts shop, it sells coffee too

ohhh so thats where the "DUNKIN" comes in

you dunk the fricken donut in the coffee -.-

it'll taste like shit but it makes people do it anything and when u ask wtf theyre doin "Thats what you're supposed to do."

anyways these two hispanic ladies were serving my mom coffee today, i was there this time, and she asked for extra creme or w/e, after taking 3 minutes they come out asking again what the order was, and by the time they make it my mom has to ask for some creme because there wasnt enough >.<

not only did this make me 5 minutes late for school, we had to go back because i "wanted a boston creme" but it wasnt to cut off of my nap at social studies...no...
 
Acutie said:
Tim Horton's is better anyway.
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greatest cup of coffie in the entire world. And those Canadian Maple doughnuts..... *drool*
 
I'm quite fond of their chocolate chip muffins myself. I also like iced cappuchino or however the fuck you spell it.
 
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