reverse psycology(sp)

ds083roadkill

ds083roadkill

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One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.
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bwahahahahahaha, damn... i wish i could think of crap like that
 
lol well.. that's true XD

Dad, why can't you HATE me for who I am and not for the school grades I give to you? *cry*
 
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Hahaha, that's great.

Micheal Scott said:
Reverse psychology is an awesome tool, I don't know if you guys know about it, but basically you can make someone think the opposite of what you believe, and that tricks them into doing something stupid. Works like a charm.
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LMFGDAO pwned
 
that is amazing. wow i wasnt sure where the story was going, but shit, u had me laughing
 
Hey...
I would never say that >_>.
I don't like that story.
 
Pretty good story, makes me remind of some similar stuff I pulled off /grin
 
wow, that guy must be mega-brave. I wouldn't even dare to interrupt any woman shopping...
 
Definatally laughed out loud on that one irl. My mouth just hung open with the usual girl-like scream of "oh my god!"

Awesome find :) I dig it
 
/cheer

Outstanding!
 
Ithenas said:
doing some digging on how to keep zyn in line roady? =P
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ds083roadkill said:
perhaps <_<
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:16suspect1: Now I know you don't wanna open that particular can of worms, now do you? Clearly you are confused. Perhaps you just think you are... Hmmmmm... :biggrin:

And as for you, Ithe... don't you make me let something large eat you in static. :spiteful:
 
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