Kudos Guys! When I stated that women are Evil, it was just for fun, ok maybe there is a tiny amount of truth in it... :wink:
They can be gentle, kind, caring,..... everything in that poem with sugar and spice. Unfortunately, they can change abruptly and scare the shit out of you. From my 25 years of experience (my sisters were born when I was 4) I've learned A LOT of things. Women have impressive memories....which they are not afraid of using. Get into an argument with a woman?.. be prepared and make sure you took notes beforehand to back up your point... coz women will and CAN turn it around on you. Thinking about wearing that cool shirt you don't remember wearing at the club 13 days ago? better ask your woman friend so you don't suffer . Get on the bad sad of a woman?....be prepared to stay there unless you're ready for months of ass kissing for women hold the longest crudges. Wonder what women talk about in groups?.. they talk about some nasty/trifling shit....but I won't go there.
How about about a woman's unexplainable judgement? Ok so your BF leaves for a month to visit relatives in a distant land. He left with the confidence that the love you had for each other was strong. He writes you everyday(per YOUR request) and doesn't hear from you.. he has the native woodworkers of that land sculpt a totem of your favorite band (as a gift to you for when he returns) and religiously wears the hat that you got him so a piece of you is with him at all times. He returns only to be greeted with a cold reception and finds out eventually you're fucking around with some known playa.. before you say the dreaded words "we have to talk."
Or how about when your BF/fiance leaves for basic training to serve his country after you give birth to his son, only for him to find out you're messing around with some dude at your school. All this after he supported you, loved you, cherished you, and you were happy with no concerns on your mind (at least that's what he thought)? Obviously, he brakes up with you..but instead of asking for forgiveness, you shacked up with that asshole in some run down house only to be mistreated by him. You eventually realize the mistake you made and call your ex.. and he and his brother (who he dragged out of bed) come to get you, his son and your things and move your stuff into his home. But what do you do? the next day while he is at work, tormented to give you a chance again.. you run back to the asshole with his son.. where you become a baby maker for the next 5 years.
Then there is their "friend"... the one that visits once a month. The reason/scapegoat for any discomfort us guys experience when we are within their vicinity. Meh...I haven't even scratched the surface.. :twisted:
Naw I'm not a bitter person lol..I love women, plain and simple but to each his own I guess. Women tend to know how to push our buttons to the point of self destruction. Granted, there are awesome women out there and I'm totally happy for those guys who find them.
Men are simple creatures.. we like the path of least resistance, always gravitating towards pleasant and pleasurable stimuli. Yes we can be dreaded.. but that's coz we will defend tooth and nail for what we hold dear to us... be it pride, possession, or the ones we love dearly, even if it means our downfall. :?
/em rambles with Sneaky