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jender said:
Women Bashing Thread Skills rise 6.9 points

WTF - men are just as bad in relationships as women...I have dated MANY chumps and considered lesbianism on several occassions - too bad i like....ummm - the male organ so much ;) LOL RAWRRRRRR

lol. Go Jender.
I've seen both sexes screw up relationships...in... extra retarded ways. But of course, me being a girl... I almost want to say "all you men suck" but thats untrue.
 
Hecate said:
jender said:
Women Bashing Thread Skills rise 6.9 points

WTF - men are just as bad in relationships as women...I have dated MANY chumps and considered lesbianism on several occassions - too bad i like....ummm - the male organ so much ;) LOL RAWRRRRRR

lol. Go Jender.
I've seen both sexes screw up relationships...in... extra retarded ways. But of course, me being a girl... I almost want to say "all you men suck" but thats untrue.


on the contrary... :twisted:
 
jender said:
Women Bashing Thread Skills rise 6.9 points

WTF - men are just as bad in relationships as women...I have dated MANY chumps and considered lesbianism on several occassions - too bad i like....ummm - the male organ so much ;) LOL RAWRRRRRR

Hey this is very true Jen. However, Im not interested in men, whether or not they are 'perfect' or 'scum', so that half of the population is eliminated by default. So I only focus on the women folk....which are evil.

Seriously, only a woman can be so emotionally cruel. You beat on a man for a length of time, then rip his heart out and move on to the next victim. The men of course close themselves off so by the time the next woman gets him, the inevitably complain "oh, he's emotionally closed" or "he's not in touch with his emotions". Bah! You're just upset that he wont expose his soft underbelly so you can tear him apart like the last member of your kind did. Anyway I ramble.....

The picture in my head of Jen going bi, gave me a warm fuzzy.... :lol:
 
ALRIGHT dammit..hold on one cotton pickin second.

Ya'll do this thing where it's like - oooo you're beautiful and amazing and omigod!!!!111!!

THEN...

Inevitibly..once you think you have us hooked? The little sweet things you did to rope us in just STOP. It's like, once ya'll get comfy enough to pee with the bathroom door open, a girl might as well forget romance for THE REST OF HER EXISTENCE WITH YOU. Unless of course your favorite <insert annoying boy hobby/distraction here> breaks or goes bye-bye.

Sound ridiculous?

No more than calling us ALL evil. We're only evil when the witty, intelligent, caring man we commit to turns into a big, soft, smelly lump on the couch that giggles at his own bodily noises.
 
Jezza said:
ALRIGHT dammit..hold on one cotton pickin second.

Ya'll do this thing where it's like - oooo you're beautiful and amazing and omigod!!!!111!!

THEN...

Inevitibly..once you think you have us hooked? The little sweet things you did to rope us in just STOP. It's like, once ya'll get comfy enough to pee with the bathroom door open, a girl might as well forget romance for THE REST OF HER EXISTENCE WITH YOU. Unless of course your favorite <insert annoying boy hobby/distraction here> breaks or goes bye-bye.

Sound ridiculous?

No more than calling us ALL evil. We're only evil when the witty, intelligent, caring man we commit to turns into a big, soft, smelly lump on the couch that giggles at his own bodily noises.




Oh my god jezza, your amazing your perfect your beautiful!!!!

:lol:

















Did it work?
 
Jezza said:
ALRIGHT dammit..hold on one cotton pickin second.

Ya'll do this thing where it's like - oooo you're beautiful and amazing and omigod!!!!111!!

THEN...

Inevitibly..once you think you have us hooked? The little sweet things you did to rope us in just STOP. It's like, once ya'll get comfy enough to pee with the bathroom door open, a girl might as well forget romance for THE REST OF HER EXISTENCE WITH YOU. Unless of course your favorite <insert annoying boy hobby/distraction here> breaks or goes bye-bye.

Sound ridiculous?

No more than calling us ALL evil. We're only evil when the witty, intelligent, caring man we commit to turns into a big, soft, smelly lump on the couch that giggles at his own bodily noises.

Before I retort, Ill reiterate that I will agree that men have their faults, but Im not interested in men.

As for the bolded part, do you turn evil because men turn to 'lumps', or are men 'lumps' because they have been beaten down by your evilness? Kind of a chicken and the egg scenario if you ask me.

How ya been Jezz? Missed your wit around here.

Which brings me to another thing: Why are women so god damned stupid? Now that's not to say that ALL women are stupid, because that's not the case at all. I am well past the "she looks great, lets commit my life to her" stage. I'd be lying of course, if I said that looks meant nothing, because they do. However, my standard of "attractive" must not be as high as it once was, because it seems to me as though "cute" women are a dime a dozen anymore, but ones that can hold an intelligent and meaningful conversation are few and far between.

Unfortunately, I find myself stuck in the 'tweener' stages, where if you meet an intelligent/witty woman, chances are good that she is taken, which leaves me scraping the bottom of the barrel. I just need to wait for the current "crop" to get divorced and be ready for another round. This is half the reason Ive been 'hiding' in this game for the last year.

Are you 'single' and 'unattached' Jezz? Probably not. /Sigh....the good ones are always spoken for....
 
Jezza said:
ALRIGHT dammit..hold on one cotton pickin second.

Ya'll do this thing where it's like - oooo you're beautiful and amazing and omigod!!!!111!!

THEN...

Inevitibly..once you think you have us hooked? The little sweet things you did to rope us in just STOP. It's like, once ya'll get comfy enough to pee with the bathroom door open, a girl might as well forget romance for THE REST OF HER EXISTENCE WITH YOU. Unless of course your favorite <insert annoying boy hobby/distraction here> breaks or goes bye-bye.

Sound ridiculous?

No more than calling us ALL evil. We're only evil when the witty, intelligent, caring man we commit to turns into a big, soft, smelly lump on the couch that giggles at his own bodily noises.

OMG this has happened to me in nearly EVERY relationship I have ever been in (which, yes - there have been many) It's like once they have you - they feel that they no longer have to put ANY effort into keeping you happy. I am CONSTANTLY doing nice things for Josh. Little things - if I am near Blockbuster I will pick up a dvd that I know he wants to see or a video game. If he had a bad week at work, and it is his turn for the dishes, I will do them. I don't even have to THINK about doing nice things for him - it comes naturally.

I do not do these things so that I will get the same adoration in return - BUT IT WOULD BE NICE (after 6.5 YEARS) to have the same respect given to me (WITHOUT having to ask for it) in loving little instances. :(
But, alas for some reason planning events with his LS on FFXI is more important than planning DATES WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND >< HIS idea of being "romantic" = grabbing my boobs....constantly (even when we aren't being "rowdy" it's like he has boob-magnetic hands >< this, of course would be THRILLING if he made an effort to do sweet things occassionally, but since he doesnt - it is ANNOYING)

/rant off

Anyway <snuggles Jezza> I feel ya girlie. Marry Me Jezza <3 :twisted:
 
I'm far from Captain Romance, but I do love my wife.
That said, I'll deliberately lump out when I take wife aggro.
I'd just rather be a lump than fight constantly over little things.
...Choose your battles.
I take the lump route because anything else is just a bigger headache for everyone.


<trade> mole hill for mountain <no thanks>
 
jender said:
Jezza said:
ALRIGHT dammit..hold on one cotton pickin second.

Ya'll do this thing where it's like - oooo you're beautiful and amazing and omigod!!!!111!!

THEN...

Inevitibly..once you think you have us hooked? The little sweet things you did to rope us in just STOP. It's like, once ya'll get comfy enough to pee with the bathroom door open, a girl might as well forget romance for THE REST OF HER EXISTENCE WITH YOU. Unless of course your favorite <insert annoying boy hobby/distraction here> breaks or goes bye-bye.

Sound ridiculous?

No more than calling us ALL evil. We're only evil when the witty, intelligent, caring man we commit to turns into a big, soft, smelly lump on the couch that giggles at his own bodily noises.

OMG this has happened to me in nearly EVERY relationship I have ever been in (which, yes - there have been many) It's like once they have you - they feel that they no longer have to put ANY effort into keeping you happy. I am CONSTANTLY doing nice things for Josh. Little things - if I am near Blockbuster I will pick up a dvd that I know he wants to see or a video game. If he had a bad week at work, and it is his turn for the dishes, I will do them. I don't even have to THINK about doing nice things for him - it comes naturally.

I do not do these things so that I will get the same adoration in return - BUT IT WOULD BE NICE (after 6.5 YEARS) to have the same respect given to me (WITHOUT having to ask for it) in loving little instances. :(
But, alas for some reason planning events with his LS on FFXI is more important than planning DATES WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND >< HIS idea of being "romantic" = grabbing my boobs....constantly (even when we aren't being "rowdy" it's like he has boob-magnetic hands >< this, of course would be THRILLING if he made an effort to do sweet things occassionally, but since he doesnt - it is ANNOYING)

/rant off

Anyway <snuggles Jezza> I feel ya girlie. Marry Me Jezza <3 :twisted:

good god that sounds familiar :shock:
 
jender said:
I am CONSTANTLY doing nice things for Josh. Little things - if I am near Blockbuster I will pick up a dvd that I know he wants to see or a video game. If he had a bad week at work, and it is his turn for the dishes, I will do them. I don't even have to THINK about doing nice things for him - it comes naturally.


Anyway <snuggles Jezza> I feel ya girlie. Marry Me Jezza <3 :twisted:

Oh..my...god...

I soooooo feel you (hehehehe :twisted: )..it starts off with the little messages, little kisses...little compliments...

Then it turns into smackin yer ass, grabbin tit (as if they're now HIS)...what used to be "Good mornin sunshine" via text message on my phone is now "Is your ass outa bed yet?"

/sigh

And yup...he has a bad day? I make dinner, buy ice cream, grab that movie, or whatever. I'm famous for the care package...and I don't think about it - just thinkin about little things to show I care.

That's the secret to women dammit. Little things...always told the ex that - paint my toenails, brush my hair when I get out of the shower, offer to shave my legs (all 68" of em)...the other day the current bf made me lunch...I'll be happy for a week.

I agree about not sweating the small stuff - and most of it is small stuff.

Oh, and no, I'm not single Al, I miss the banter on here too...but if this thing doesn't work out - you'll be the first to know :wink:
 
If this happens, can I be invited?
If it does, would you both be wives?

I'd have a hard time picturing either of you being the butch. In fact, allow me to take 60 grit sandpaper to the part of my brain that even thought of that.
 
alanon said:
jender said:
Women Bashing Thread Skills rise 6.9 points

WTF - men are just as bad in relationships as women...I have dated MANY chumps and considered lesbianism on several occassions - too bad i like....ummm - the male organ so much ;) LOL RAWRRRRRR

Seriously, only a woman can be so emotionally cruel. You beat on a man for a length of time, then rip his heart out and move on to the next victim. The men of course close themselves off so by the time the next woman gets him, the inevitably complain "oh, he's emotionally closed" or "he's not in touch with his emotions". Bah! You're just upset that he wont expose his soft underbelly so you can tear him apart like the last member of your kind did. Anyway I ramble.....
Seems like you and I have common ground, Alanon.

Women complain that I'm cold and un-emotional. I wasn't 2 years ago.

You want to know what made me this way? Women.

Jezza said:
ALRIGHT dammit..hold on one cotton pickin second.

Ya'll do this thing where it's like - oooo you're beautiful and amazing and omigod!!!!111!!

THEN...

Inevitibly..once you think you have us hooked? The little sweet things you did to rope us in just STOP. It's like, once ya'll get comfy enough to pee with the bathroom door open, a girl might as well forget romance for THE REST OF HER EXISTENCE WITH YOU. Unless of course your favorite <insert annoying boy hobby/distraction here> breaks or goes bye-bye.

Sound ridiculous?

No more than calling us ALL evil. We're only evil when the witty, intelligent, caring man we commit to turns into a big, soft, smelly lump on the couch that giggles at his own bodily noises.
Not all men are like that.

I wasn't, and you know where it got me? Dumped, alone, and without a heart.

I haven't been able to really get into a relationship with anyone since her, becuase I don't trust that another woman won't do what she did.

I did the small, caring things once; and if I ever get into a real reltionship again, I'll probably do them for her too. But that's only if I get into another real relationship.

Don't use our hobbies as an excuse to bitch at us, either. The more you bitch at us, the less likely we are to want to do whatever it is you're bitching about.

jender said:
I do not do these things so that I will get the same adoration in return - BUT IT WOULD BE NICE (after 6.5 YEARS) to have the same respect given to me (WITHOUT having to ask for it) in loving little instances. :(
But, alas for some reason planning events with his LS on FFXI is more important than planning DATES WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND >< HIS idea of being "romantic" = grabbing my boobs....constantly (even when we aren't being "rowdy" it's like he has boob-magnetic hands >< this, of course would be THRILLING if he made an effort to do sweet things occassionally, but since he doesnt - it is ANNOYING)
Not to insult you're boyfriend or anything, but he kinda sounds like an ass.

Real life is always more important than a video game.

It has been my experience that just randomly grabbing my girlfriends (well, ex-girlfriend now) breasts is not a good idea. Once she didn't know it was me and I got an elbow in the nose. It was not pleasant, though the look on her face when she realised it was me was priceless. :lol:
 
Draciot said:
Don't use our hobbies as an excuse to bitch at us, either. The more you bitch at us, the less likely we are to want to do whatever it is you're bitching about.


^^ I do agree with this completely.




However, a lot of what has been said in this thread isn't entirely true or entirely false. I agree with most of it, but don't buy into it completely.
Too many broad statements have been made just because someone got their heart broken.

My heart's been broken. Am I different now? Yes. Am I less romantic? Yes. Do I fit the mold of the "typical" guy more now since my heart has been broken than before? You bet. Can I blame my experiences in life or "women" for who I am? No way.

I keep my values and morals in front of me, and although you can take others and yourself for granted, the fact that you have those values and morals (and an awareness yielding them), will keep you walking the path you choose for yourself. Certain life events happen and they remind you of something, offer perspective, teach you something new, etc.



/em is rambling
 
Kudos Guys! When I stated that women are Evil, it was just for fun, ok maybe there is a tiny amount of truth in it... :wink:

They can be gentle, kind, caring,..... everything in that poem with sugar and spice. Unfortunately, they can change abruptly and scare the shit out of you. From my 25 years of experience (my sisters were born when I was 4) I've learned A LOT of things. Women have impressive memories....which they are not afraid of using. Get into an argument with a woman?.. be prepared and make sure you took notes beforehand to back up your point... coz women will and CAN turn it around on you. Thinking about wearing that cool shirt you don't remember wearing at the club 13 days ago? better ask your woman friend so you don't suffer . Get on the bad sad of a woman?....be prepared to stay there unless you're ready for months of ass kissing for women hold the longest crudges. Wonder what women talk about in groups?.. they talk about some nasty/trifling shit....but I won't go there.

How about about a woman's unexplainable judgement? Ok so your BF leaves for a month to visit relatives in a distant land. He left with the confidence that the love you had for each other was strong. He writes you everyday(per YOUR request) and doesn't hear from you.. he has the native woodworkers of that land sculpt a totem of your favorite band (as a gift to you for when he returns) and religiously wears the hat that you got him so a piece of you is with him at all times. He returns only to be greeted with a cold reception and finds out eventually you're fucking around with some known playa.. before you say the dreaded words "we have to talk."

Or how about when your BF/fiance leaves for basic training to serve his country after you give birth to his son, only for him to find out you're messing around with some dude at your school. All this after he supported you, loved you, cherished you, and you were happy with no concerns on your mind (at least that's what he thought)? Obviously, he brakes up with you..but instead of asking for forgiveness, you shacked up with that asshole in some run down house only to be mistreated by him. You eventually realize the mistake you made and call your ex.. and he and his brother (who he dragged out of bed) come to get you, his son and your things and move your stuff into his home. But what do you do? the next day while he is at work, tormented to give you a chance again.. you run back to the asshole with his son.. where you become a baby maker for the next 5 years.

Then there is their "friend"... the one that visits once a month. The reason/scapegoat for any discomfort us guys experience when we are within their vicinity. Meh...I haven't even scratched the surface.. :twisted:

Naw I'm not a bitter person lol..I love women, plain and simple but to each his own I guess. Women tend to know how to push our buttons to the point of self destruction. Granted, there are awesome women out there and I'm totally happy for those guys who find them. :D :D :D

Men are simple creatures.. we like the path of least resistance, always gravitating towards pleasant and pleasurable stimuli. Yes we can be dreaded.. but that's coz we will defend tooth and nail for what we hold dear to us... be it pride, possession, or the ones we love dearly, even if it means our downfall. :?

/em rambles with Sneaky
 
That is funny pointing out when women cheat since guys are known for doing it more often. I don't know how many times I have heard "my FIANCEE cheated on me before we were married" FIANCEE?! Sorry, but if you are screwing another woman while you are engaged - MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE ENGAGED - MAYBE YOU AREN'T READY TO SETTLE DOWN

Could I point out how selfish men tend to be in relationships? Yes - I could make a whole other thread about that - but I won't.

This is not the Flameboard....this Men vs. Women: Who is Right and Who is Evil"? topic will continue until the day the Earth explodes. We are different. We fuck eachother over. Does this stop us from trying? No.

Josh is a great guy, by the way - just needs a few romance lessons... He does some things that make me want to throw shit - but I love him - and I would never give up hope...or cheat. <---that is the worst, most disrespectful thing you can do to another human being
 
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