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Corrosion

Corrosion

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Man, I've been putting off getting a girlfriend for YEARS! I finally, at age 16, went out on my first date. Oh my friggin' god. Hanging out with guys and hanging out with girls is SOO different! They're both fun, but a different kind of fun.

Fun with guys is burping, eating, playing video games, and watching porn (*cough*).
Fun with girls is sitting together talking, listening to eachother, and well, the rest is history :lol: :roll: .

Both are great, but I think I honestly think I like hanging out with girls more.

The first date was great. We beat my friend and his girlfriend in lazer tag, then we went to the local park and just talked for almost 2 hours. Un-friggin' believable. Oh my god. Holding her in my arms was... the best feeling I've ever experienced. When my friend's girlfriend (our driver) dropped me off at my house it was so hard to go. We were cuddling together in the back seat, *drools*, I didn't want to leave her ever.

Anyways, if you guys wanna share any interesting first dates that you've experienced that would be cool.

No one even needs to reply to this, I just needed to share how awesome this feeling I have is with someone(s).
 
ahhhh the good ol' days ^^
 
i do all the things you do while hanging with guys, with my g/f! its even more fun when you have more choices to do!
 
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww :twisted: Congrats!!!!
Man, I sort of miss the whole "first date/first kiss/etc." butterflies in your stomach feeling....but I do NOT miss the going on dates with random jerks for years until finally finding someone who you can stand being around for days at a time. <3

Ahhhhh - young love <3 Must be Spring ;)


PS - that dating....it gets even MORE fun....moooowahhahahahahahaaaa
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Nice Corr ^^

Your post reminded me of a time long past, if but only for a fleeting moment.

Enjoy these years old friend, they will be gone before you know it :(
 
wtg corrosion... but i agree... all the things i do with guys i do with my g/f... except get wildy drunk and set things aflame... anyhoo... i can't count the times me and my g/f got into a farting contest.... lol
 
Dallius said:
wtg corrosion... but i agree... all the things i do with guys i do with my g/f... except get wildy drunk and set things aflame... anyhoo... i can't count the times me and my g/f got into a farting contest.... lol
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HahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahaAHAHAahaahahah RED hahahaah :shock:
 
Dallius said:
wtg corrosion... but i agree... all the things i do with guys i do with my g/f... except get wildy drunk and set things aflame... anyhoo... i can't count the times me and my g/f got into a farting contest.... lol
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(Word)

Whats worse is when she beats me.

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grats corr... but tell me you got rid of the white mans 'ffro before you got this girl or my faith in humanity's future has ended... :wink:

remember, if she DOES dump you or visa-versa you're in a university town... aparently kingston is the best spot to get laid in all of canada.... :twisted:
 
Dallius said:
wtg corrosion... but i agree... all the things i do with guys i do with my g/f... except get wildy drunk and set things aflame... anyhoo... i can't count the times me and my g/f got into a farting contest.... lol
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Does this mean she lights her farts on fire when she gets drunk?
Where that might make me laugh (and dry heave at the same time), I'd <Run Away!!!>.

Actually I do have personal experience with this. An old girlfriend got a little too comfortable with me. When the pyrotechnics began, and the sprng semester was drawing to a close, I saw my opportunity for freedom and took it. :lol:
 
:evil: That is just wrong - I wouldn't even put up with a GUY that was comfortable enough to let one rip (on purpose) infront of me...how can you think someone is sexy after that?! Sorry, but no BJ's for guys who have little respect for my feminine nature ;)
 
jender said:
:evil: That is just wrong - I wouldn't even put up with a GUY that was comfortable enough to let one rip (on purpose) infront of me...how can you think someone is sexy after that?! Sorry, but no BJ's for guys who have little respect for my feminine nature ;)
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My thoughts exactly...I ran like the wind!!!
She broke like the wind! :lol: ><
 
jender said:
Zhaoyun said:
*sighs* I still have yet to get a girlfriend..
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/comfort

No need to rush it lil man <3 We are all crazy :twisted: mooowahahahha
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I know where the young lad is coming from though. hehe
Before I had my first girlfriend, pretty much ALL I could think about was getting a girl, and mostly, getting laid. I felt like I was on a plane going down and I had better take action!!
 
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