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Kinkkerbelle said:
No darlin.. it's the age when you can legally consent to having sex. You can consent to sex before you can get legally married w/o parent conset.

Usually it's 16, in Texas it is 17.

You can't get married in Texas until you are 18(unless your parents sign for you). So it's legal to fuck like bunnies before it's legal to get married.

What really annoys me is that they send 18 year olds into combat before they can legally drink a beer. I mean, if you trust them with AK-47's, you would think you could trust them with a bud lite.
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haha well kink think of it this way

In Islam there is no allowing of premaritial sex so...I'm sure some are quite glad for that besides after you screw someone you aren't saying the next morning after

"Will you marry meeeze?"
 
Aelkyrst said:
An oldie, but goodie. ^^;

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Awww, those big brown eyes are adorable, and I love your hair. =D
 
This is what happens when you get way too drunk and begin to suck at beer pong. We are not kind with our rules. (I'm in the green boxers)

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Kinkkerbelle said:
I amuse you? If you are suggesting that's not me, PM Nogard, he lives in W. VA and has visited me on a cross country trip once. Or you could ask Khali, he lives in Grand Praire and we go bowling and play lazer tag together. You could also ask Firebrand as he knows me up close and personal and sometimes he ties me up, but that's okay because I get to tie up my girlfriend!

It's really me, and I get the feeling that if you met a real woman and not one that you have to copy and paste who looks like a 14 year old with too much make up and a stuffed bra (she's cute but I'm not turned on by little girls) that you would shit your pants trying to say two words to me.

<retracts claws>
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Will you marry me LoL. /hugs Kink
 
Khidir said:
haha well kink think of it this way

In Islam there is no allowing of premaritial sex so...I'm sure some are quite glad for that besides after you screw someone you aren't saying the next morning after

"Will you marry meeeze?"
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I don't think anyone would marry meeeze. Except maybe a $5 per blow job transexual she-man who is into verbal abuse.
 
mugenteg said:
Will you marry me LoL. /hugs Kink
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I am not seeking to fill the position of husband at this time. However the following jobs are available:

1. Cabana boy with a nice package who wears tight white shorts and loves redheads.

2. A buff personal trainer who thinks sex is a great way to keep the weight off.

3. A toppy sort of guy who wears black leather and is man enough to spank my ass when I need it.

4. A bottom willing to serve as my sex slave, worshiping me as a goddess, must be able to cook, do dishes, dust, vacuum, fold laundry, serve as furniture, and he must be a pussy connoisseur.
 
Kinkkerbelle said:
I am not seeking to fill the position of husband at this time. However the following jobs are available:

1. Cabana boy with a nice package who wears tight white shorts and loves redheads.

2. A buff personal trainer who thinks sex is a great way to keep the weight off.

3. A toppy sort of guy who wears black leather and is man enough to spank my ass when I need it.

4. A bottom willing to serve as my sex slave, worshiping me as a goddess, must be able to cook, do dishes, dust, vacuum, fold laundry, serve as furniture, and he must be a pussy connoisseur.

5. A scruffy young man who must laze around all day in a hammock, laughing at 1-4. Must look good dressed as a woman.
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Number 5. GOGOGO
 
Someone has a picture of me peeing in a sink... they(a guy) took it from the frontal view too -_-;;;
 
Kinkkerbelle said:
4. A bottom willing to serve as my sex slave, worshiping me as a goddess, must be able to cook, do dishes, dust, vacuum, fold laundry, serve as furniture, and he must be a pussy connoisseur.
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I can't cook, do dishes, dust, vacuum, or fold anything but I can fill all other needs 200%.
My alternative suggestions:
Cooking - I'll order out
Dishes - see previous
Dust - I'm allergic so...I'll just get a garden hose
Vacuum - I only suck nipples, I'll get one of those robotic vacuums
Folding - I suggest neatly throwing things in a corner
 
Erebus said:
I can't cook, do dishes, dust, vacuum, or fold anything but I can fill all other needs 200%.
My alternative suggestions:
Cooking - I'll order out
Dishes - see previous
Dust - I'm allergic so...I'll just get a garden hose
Vacuum - I only suck nipples, I'll get one of those robotic vacuums
Folding - I suggest neatly throwing things in a corner
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LOL good answer! <applause>
 
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