If I'm to make jokes, I gotta put myself on the chopping block too. This is at my friend Josh's memorial cancer benefit dinner we threw him. Proceeds to American Cancer Society in his name and such... Let's just say, I dropped $260 cash in drinks that night. The space of how open my eyes are is a gauge of how drunk I am. I should also specify that I absolutely do not remember anything from this night and I found myself puking all sunday to the point my entire torso hurt. Stomach, sternum, ribs, back, neck, everything. lol warning to kids everywhere, do not over indulge.
This is me and my boy Andy. I'm friendly and open when drunk.
Little later on. Me, Laura, and Justin. Justin plays Tubuku on our server.
Then, came Saturday Dec 22. My friend Erin's 25th birthday. We had a stretch hummer limo and everything. Clubbing in downtown baltimore. I remember most of the night, I tried to lay low this time. Alcohol tasted terrible for the first forced 2 hours.
Begining of the night, in the limo drinking with my buddy Jeremy and his girlfriends cousin Sarah. I was content to lay low this time as mentioned earlier, deciding my sex target would be Sarah for the night. Not the most attractive, but y'know... I'm drinking.
Then, after dinner at XS in baltimore, we go to powerplant and decide to go to Rockbar. About 10 minutes there, because I'm drunk and spend money like it's nothing while drunk, I pay the $100 for the VIP section and table. We also get a bottle of absolut vodka with it. At this point, I'm drunk anyway. I'm good with beer. Anyhow, I'm still laying low while "impressing" Sarah. However, I'm drunk. I'm an asshole naturally, so being drunk amplifies this. My eye's leave Sarah to our waitress. Here she is with Erin (birthday girl)
Obviously, I have my eye's set on our waitress Jenna, I think her name was. Really don't care anyway. I was later forced into a group picture, thus pulling my away from hitting on our waitress. I was not amused as I jumped up onto the lighting, sat down and looked forward for a picture. I'm in the top right. We had 13 people there. lol eventually, the party got outta hand. That comes in the final two pictures.
I start drinking and get into again, and I have a little switch in my mind. I call it the "Rob goes crazy and forces others to go crazy too" switch. I know, it's a catchy name. So, I buy shots for us all and keep the drinks coming. Everyone's dancing and having a good time, I talk the girls into getting onto the lights that seperate the VIP tables and shaking some ass. I'm drunk and figure "let's have other drunk people look stupid." I am not a merciful person.
Eventually, people started to drop off like flies. Natural selection afterall. Those who have not trained their livers to keep going with me will eventually crash. Case and point.
We eventually made our way back to the limo around 1:45 in the morning. Everyone is pretty wasted, but the motion of the limo makes my boy Jeremy pop. We had a bucket, but he was out and I wasn't gonna keep holding it. So, we put the handle around the back of his head and let him keep going in it. His girlfriend Erin (birthday girl) loved it. lol We all hoped he would wake up and sit back and the puke would pore back out on him.
Then of course, we get back to Erin's house. People find a nice comfortable place to pass out and do so. But Jeremy is out cold and still puking. We felt it was best to take him to the bathroom. So, Kyle, Mikey and I carried him to the bathroom, dropped him on the floor and gave him a blanket. The night was over.
And with that, you just got yourself a picture-book representation of just one night of rollin with me. If anyone wonders why I barely play this game, it's because RL is just too much fun. lol ^.~ Bye bye
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