Well, first off... Hello flameboard, this will be my first flame ever.
<Audience> Awww.
Second.. this didn't actually happen to me, but a close RL friend of mine. I was standing right there when it happened, and it pissed me off enough to make a flame about it XD.
So.... *cracks knuckles*... how shall I start this... so much to say....
My friend (Hiffas) has only been playing about a month and a half. He's still my lil' n00blet, but between his previous MMO experiences, his intelligence and tutelage from yours truly, he manages to do quite well in PT experiences.
In this instance, he was leveling in the dunes as *gasp* RDM/BRD, along with NIN (Rukkia), NIN, MNK, MNK and some other melee DD. It was a 6 man PT and he was the ONLY player with any MP whatsoever. Keep this in mind through out this flame. So.... I'm standing there in Hiffas's living room after coming over to pick some stuff up at his house watching this PT for a bit. They are rocking the fucking dunes. Chain 4's and 5's consistently, roaming around killing everything in sight. Now Hiffas, a RDM, is the PT's only healer. He was doing an amazing job keeping everyone healed either at or near full health with little over 100 MP (ran outta pies.) How? Well... NIN + NIN + Paeon ftmfw.
One member has to leave and drops PT. They decide to disband. Hiffas announces he has like 200 tnl, so Rukkia asks the PT if everyone wants to stay for his lvl. Deafening silence ensued...
So what does this fuckstick do? He runs out... pulls a GOBLIN to a 5 person PT that has absolutely no goddamn clue it's coming. Now Hiffas does what he normally does and starts casting his song as he sees the puller coming into view. As he was not aware that the gob was coming, he was a couple seconds late starting, but was getting the song off nonetheless.
All of a sudden... just out of reach of camp... BAM... shitbrick takes about seven metric ass tons of damage and drops far into red. Hiffas, about 70% of the way through his song (also low on MP, which i forgot to mention) can't do a thing about it. No one back up vokes because, of course, this is sudden and unexpected. Down goes turdherder, and his newly attained level along with him... BTCHEWWWWW!!!!! .... horrible sound. Way to run around like a chicken w/his head cut off, dipshit. After the chaos subsides, this conversation takes place. After resisting the urge to punt Hiffas's poor one-eyed cat out of anger, I had him SC it and send it to me just so I could flame this clown-shoed sack sucker.
Needless to say... nearly EVERY sentence that guy said pissed me off. With every new line that appeared on the screen, my blood pressure at least quadrupled. What a fucking jerk! Lets pick this apart shall we?
1) "how about you just say sorry"
Wait wait... did I fucking miss something? Because YOU pulled a gob, Rukkia, to an unprepared party that's short one member, and apparently pulled from too close to the mob considering it went through all your shadows, and then... THEN you run around in a n00bish panic while Hiff tries to cure you... and suddenly Hiffas owes you an apology? Who in the hell do you think you are deserving an apology for doing your job, which no one was ready for you to do anyway?? Unless someone unjustly MPK's you, steals your shit or completely neglects to do their part in some instance, NO ONE owes you any kind of apology at all. Ever.
2) Well, you were staying for Hiff's level... so as much as it hurts, I have to give props for that.
3) "RDM/BRD is terrible"
Normally, absolutely. Dunes level or lower? Shitspeak at it's finest. First off, most RDM's have a really rough time main healing in the dunes, so really... the 10 mp or so you get from blm or whm sub is pretty much negligible as they normally are not the only healer Secondly, the ONLY REASON you guys were doing so well roaming around kicking the shit out of everything was BECAUSE of his BRD sub. You had one healer.. knowingly... and it was a RDM (not known for massive amounts of MP). Even though you had 2 NIN's, I'm confident that battling fly's like you were... there would have been a LOT more down time had he not subbed BRD... Hell... go out to the dunes sometime and try having two jobs sub BRD and sing different songs. You just may be suprised. Seriously... it works well... waaay better than those crackheads subbing NIN in the dunes that no one seems to bitch about....
4) "it's okay man, not everyone can be good at the game, heck not even everyone can be okay you're just one of the people that are bad in game, i'm okay with that"
Hold me back. Seriously someone grab my goddamn arm and hold me back before I punch this guy in the fucking e-mouth. What are you some kind of gift from heaven sent down to Vana'Diel to rid it of it's noobs? The sheer ignorance it takes to talk shit to someone who has been complemented on both his skill-to-time ratio AND the suprising effectiveness of his sub after you yourself pull some hasty n00bish bullshit like this is mind blowing... as is the length of like half the sentences in this flame so far >.>; Seriously, get off of your goddamn high horse and look at the effects of what YOU did and not just those of others' actions.. .maybe you'll learn a thing or two.. because seriously..you aren't that hot yourself apparently.
Lastly... and this is definitely important... you chose to play Ninja. Anyone who can read will tell you that on this server at least, if you are a NIN there is a 98% change you will be tanking. Let me spell this out as simply as I can. After 75 lvls of Ninja... I can tell you that one thing is for certain: You are going to die, and it will rarely actually be anybody elses fault. GET FUCKING USED TO IT, YOU WHINING LITTLE BITCH!!! Ill timed double attacks... multi-hit TP attacks, one-shotters during Ichi cast, links bombs canceled haste lag spell-lock and YES... even getting smoked while your healer is already casting will all kill you at some time or another.
Take it like a man... stand up and forget about it.. and for God's sakes don't be such an arrongant piece of shit. Try helping someone when something goes wrong rather than letting the diarreah flow out of your mouth.
That's my flame. Long, I know, but I had to let it out.
/endnovel
<Audience> Awww.
Second.. this didn't actually happen to me, but a close RL friend of mine. I was standing right there when it happened, and it pissed me off enough to make a flame about it XD.
So.... *cracks knuckles*... how shall I start this... so much to say....
My friend (Hiffas) has only been playing about a month and a half. He's still my lil' n00blet, but between his previous MMO experiences, his intelligence and tutelage from yours truly, he manages to do quite well in PT experiences.
In this instance, he was leveling in the dunes as *gasp* RDM/BRD, along with NIN (Rukkia), NIN, MNK, MNK and some other melee DD. It was a 6 man PT and he was the ONLY player with any MP whatsoever. Keep this in mind through out this flame. So.... I'm standing there in Hiffas's living room after coming over to pick some stuff up at his house watching this PT for a bit. They are rocking the fucking dunes. Chain 4's and 5's consistently, roaming around killing everything in sight. Now Hiffas, a RDM, is the PT's only healer. He was doing an amazing job keeping everyone healed either at or near full health with little over 100 MP (ran outta pies.) How? Well... NIN + NIN + Paeon ftmfw.
One member has to leave and drops PT. They decide to disband. Hiffas announces he has like 200 tnl, so Rukkia asks the PT if everyone wants to stay for his lvl. Deafening silence ensued...
So what does this fuckstick do? He runs out... pulls a GOBLIN to a 5 person PT that has absolutely no goddamn clue it's coming. Now Hiffas does what he normally does and starts casting his song as he sees the puller coming into view. As he was not aware that the gob was coming, he was a couple seconds late starting, but was getting the song off nonetheless.
All of a sudden... just out of reach of camp... BAM... shitbrick takes about seven metric ass tons of damage and drops far into red. Hiffas, about 70% of the way through his song (also low on MP, which i forgot to mention) can't do a thing about it. No one back up vokes because, of course, this is sudden and unexpected. Down goes turdherder, and his newly attained level along with him... BTCHEWWWWW!!!!! .... horrible sound. Way to run around like a chicken w/his head cut off, dipshit. After the chaos subsides, this conversation takes place. After resisting the urge to punt Hiffas's poor one-eyed cat out of anger, I had him SC it and send it to me just so I could flame this clown-shoed sack sucker.
Needless to say... nearly EVERY sentence that guy said pissed me off. With every new line that appeared on the screen, my blood pressure at least quadrupled. What a fucking jerk! Lets pick this apart shall we?
1) "how about you just say sorry"
Wait wait... did I fucking miss something? Because YOU pulled a gob, Rukkia, to an unprepared party that's short one member, and apparently pulled from too close to the mob considering it went through all your shadows, and then... THEN you run around in a n00bish panic while Hiff tries to cure you... and suddenly Hiffas owes you an apology? Who in the hell do you think you are deserving an apology for doing your job, which no one was ready for you to do anyway?? Unless someone unjustly MPK's you, steals your shit or completely neglects to do their part in some instance, NO ONE owes you any kind of apology at all. Ever.
2) Well, you were staying for Hiff's level... so as much as it hurts, I have to give props for that.
3) "RDM/BRD is terrible"
Normally, absolutely. Dunes level or lower? Shitspeak at it's finest. First off, most RDM's have a really rough time main healing in the dunes, so really... the 10 mp or so you get from blm or whm sub is pretty much negligible as they normally are not the only healer Secondly, the ONLY REASON you guys were doing so well roaming around kicking the shit out of everything was BECAUSE of his BRD sub. You had one healer.. knowingly... and it was a RDM (not known for massive amounts of MP). Even though you had 2 NIN's, I'm confident that battling fly's like you were... there would have been a LOT more down time had he not subbed BRD... Hell... go out to the dunes sometime and try having two jobs sub BRD and sing different songs. You just may be suprised. Seriously... it works well... waaay better than those crackheads subbing NIN in the dunes that no one seems to bitch about....
4) "it's okay man, not everyone can be good at the game, heck not even everyone can be okay you're just one of the people that are bad in game, i'm okay with that"
Hold me back. Seriously someone grab my goddamn arm and hold me back before I punch this guy in the fucking e-mouth. What are you some kind of gift from heaven sent down to Vana'Diel to rid it of it's noobs? The sheer ignorance it takes to talk shit to someone who has been complemented on both his skill-to-time ratio AND the suprising effectiveness of his sub after you yourself pull some hasty n00bish bullshit like this is mind blowing... as is the length of like half the sentences in this flame so far >.>; Seriously, get off of your goddamn high horse and look at the effects of what YOU did and not just those of others' actions.. .maybe you'll learn a thing or two.. because seriously..you aren't that hot yourself apparently.
Lastly... and this is definitely important... you chose to play Ninja. Anyone who can read will tell you that on this server at least, if you are a NIN there is a 98% change you will be tanking. Let me spell this out as simply as I can. After 75 lvls of Ninja... I can tell you that one thing is for certain: You are going to die, and it will rarely actually be anybody elses fault. GET FUCKING USED TO IT, YOU WHINING LITTLE BITCH!!! Ill timed double attacks... multi-hit TP attacks, one-shotters during Ichi cast, links bombs canceled haste lag spell-lock and YES... even getting smoked while your healer is already casting will all kill you at some time or another.
Take it like a man... stand up and forget about it.. and for God's sakes don't be such an arrongant piece of shit. Try helping someone when something goes wrong rather than letting the diarreah flow out of your mouth.
That's my flame. Long, I know, but I had to let it out.
/endnovel
