Say it ain't so OJ! (yeah right)

[Jrodtaru]

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[Torqameda]

I figured he might say something on his deathbed, but I never figured he'd come clean this early. Guess he must be desperate for money and figures maybe he can sell enough copies of the book to pay his civil suit debts plus more. Seriously, if you were accused of a crime that you actually didn't commit, would you ever write a book and give an interview entitled "O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened"? Didn't think so.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061115/ap_on_en_tv/simpson_interview

Lol. It's not exactly a confession. He is only saying how he would have done it. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15723351/

He is both a dumbass, and smart as Hell. He is pratically untouchable really.

 

[Sneakypants]

Next interview with Jacko...
"How I would have molested kids"


WTF

 

[Neyla]

He is pratically untouchable really.

That cracked me up. "Practically" untouchable. He could admit to the whole thing and produce photos of himself posing with the bodies and there's nothing anyone would be able to do about it. The man was acquitted.

 

[sirivalin]

Not for murder, no. But he needs to be careful…there has already been precedence, of acquitted murders in the South, ending up going to jail for federal civil rights violations.

 

[Arctyrael]

He better have his lawyer read the book before he releases it. I don't think he'd want his cover up coming undone because of a stupid oversight.

 

[decidence]

Isn't his lawyer dead?

 

[Tim Wakefield]

Isn't his lawyer dead?

If the glove does not fit, you must acquit.

 

[Elpon]

"This is the biggest frameup since OJ. Wait a minute...the blood in the Bronco, the cuts on his hands, those Jay Leno monolouges?! Oh my god he did it!!!"

 

[Tytus]

He better have his lawyer read the book before he releases it. I don't think he'd want his cover up coming undone because of a stupid oversight.

He doesn't have to worry about that any more. His book deal and show has been canceled.

Bye, bye OJ. Better hit those golf courses looking for the "real killer".


PS, I heard a rumor he is near the 16th hole :wink:

 

[Claudhert]

Yall got the new Memo? OJ is producing a new TV show that will air on Discovery Channel

How to Kill people and not get caught! Below is a basic episode guide

Step 1: Kill "the person"
Step 2: Collect underpants
Step 3: ????
Step 4: have Lawyer select Jury of complete and utter fucktards
Step 5: Get Aquited
Step 6: Release Book
Step 7: Profit

 

[Legomyeggo]

If the glove does not fit, you must acquit.

wookie defense

 

[Aaleel]

His book got cancelled. But even if it didn't he wouldn't need a lawyer. He could come out in the book, and say flat out I killed them, and nothing could can happen to him, they can;t try him again for it.

I'm just glad that trash got cancelled.

 

[Chasym]

actually this was going to air as a show on tv, but almost any fox affiliated channel refuses to air it now.

 

[meeze]

Isn't his lawyer dead?

He's only asleep if he's not six feet deep.

 

[Alyada]

OJ could've titled his book:

Suckers!