Scrubs

Cox: Beardface! Bank your foot 90 degrees!

*beardface banks his foot, cox slides turk's phone on the floor and it bounces off of beardface's foot and goes into elevator*

Turk: THAT WAS AWESOME, but uncool
 
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Sweetness, new scrubs!
 
You have something irregular down there newbie. It's.. a penis. Or it looks like one.

"It's a penis...."
 
Mirewen said:
Idk if someone covered my Porshe in paint, I'd beat their ass too.

Seriously lol... I'd beat the fuck out of em too. Can't hold him to a higher standard just because he's a TV star.
 
It's a 12 year old assholes, Holy shit. Its not the fact that hes a tv star. Its the fact that he ASSAULTED A 12 YEAR OLD.
 
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xena said:
It's a 12 year old assholes, Holy shit. Its not the fact that hes a tv star. Its the fact that he ASSAULTED A 12 YEAR OLD.

Dude, if you watched the video it was in a darkass backalley area, lol... No doubt Zach has mad adrenaline.. It's not like he just randomly decides to beat 12 year olds.

You're blowing it way out of proportion, asshole. Holy shit!
 
i hate kids. More power to him. Wish I was there to help.
 
xena said:
It's a 12 year old assholes, Holy shit. Its not the fact that hes a tv star. Its the fact that he ASSAULTED A 12 YEAR OLD.

12 years old is generally old enough to understand the concept of dont piss off people who can beat you badly to the point where they will beat you. Yeah it was a staged prank so the kid didnt really deserve the beating he got but in any other situation where a 12 year old was spraypainting a porshe you bet thier ass they would deserve a beating. If theyre dumb enough to do that then obviously thier parents are gonna beat that behavior outta em.

When doing a prank dont mess with shit thats worth more than some people make in a year or in some cases a decade.

I personally woulda given the kid a pimpslap or two to knock some sense into him then have him call his mom/dad and explain he/she owes me several hundred thousand dollars for a brand new porshe.
 
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Yeah your right. The fact that he did it is irrelavent because it was in a dark alley and hey nobody saw it right? Its not like it was at night, he was plastered, and he thought it was a group of midgets. No, he knew exactly what was happening and assaulted a TWELVE year old. LOLOLOL you guys are defending that.

I hate kids too, but I wouldnt attack one.

Exactly, the parents.
 
If they took out ashton kutcher it would be kinda funny....Just do it like the mad tv skit. Kenny Rodgers PUNKED!
 
Legomyeggo said:
I'm more worried that Punk'd is still airing.

Game. Set. Match. Suck on it Ashton.
 
Dude, if some jackass spray painted my car and I caught him? I don't even have a porsche, but no joke... Whether they're 10 y/o or 100 y/o they're getting the beating of a lifetime. Besides, I blame the 12 year old. He didn't hold his end of the bargain, he wasn't able to outrun scrawny little Zach Braff. That kid deserves a medal. How hard is it? spray, spray, here he comes, I'm out biatch, sprint
 
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